SUBSCRIBE TO OUR "GREATEST HITS" NEWSLETTER

SXSW RENEGADE BARNSTORM: DAY 3

Posted by Clayton · 03.19.10 7:28 pm


They are playing that Everlast song on every fucking radio station in Austin. It’s crazy. That’s really my only complaint, though. Day 3 started (or failed to start) by my sleeping until 2 p.m. because I’ve been burning the candle from every end. MORE»

TERRY RICHARDSON “RAPED” ME TOO

Posted by Gavin McInnes · 03.19.10 12:42 pm


This Terry Richardson meme won’t quit. Apparently there’s a lot of pent up rage against the guy from both gorgeous women and losers of the baby race. This is a perfect time for me to jump on board and talk about myself so maybe I can get a link to Gawker and sell more DVDs or books whatever. MORE»

NEW STREET CARNAGE RADIO: THE BUZZCOCKS

Posted by Gavin McInnes · 03.19.10 11:30 am


Tony Buzzcock was a Crass kid who grew up hanging out at Dial House and eventually formed his own band, Lack of Knowledge. He later joined The Buzzcocks and produced all their music for about a decade. MORE»

OPEN MIC: HOW TO WRITE A “HOW TO” LIST

Posted by SBTVC · 03.19.10 10:00 am


READER SUBMITTED CONTENT This isn’t making an iTunes playlist for a friend, man — this is a compilation that matters to everybody, everywhere, at all times. You better shit or get off mommy’s lap because if you don’t come through with some good advice, these commenters will EAT. YOU. ALIVE. MORE»

TV CARNAGE: BONERAMA COKE BEFORE 10!

Posted by Derrick Beckles · 03.19.10 9:00 am


Boner is always right when it comes to coke: Fill your nostrils before 10, that way you’ll have plenty of time to vacuum your bathtub, talk about writing a 3,000 page novel and have sex with Asian transvestites in exchange for Monopoly money. MORE»

SXSW RENEGADE BARNSTORM: DAY 2

Posted by Clayton · 03.18.10 7:27 pm


Ugh. I woke up to a splitting headache at 10 a.m. after four hours of restless sleep alternately punctuated by snoring from the Indian dude across the room, and bitchy, nasal complaints from the British douchehat in the bunk below me. MORE»

TV CARNAGE: HOMOS, HOCKEY AND ‘NAM!

Posted by Derrick Beckles · 03.18.10 12:00 pm


It’s so delightful to hear hockey coaches say the word homosexual like it’s a piece of science fiction, especially to Alan Thicke. I mean, the guy is a walking pile of glitter and semen. MORE»

STREET CARNAGE RADIO 03.19.10
BUZZCOCKS

Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser.

TV CARNAGE: DR DREW AND MTV GOT COLD FEET

03.12.10 11:49 am


This is how Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew was originally gonna start.

TV CARNAGE: COREY AND THOSE MISCONCEPTIONS

03.11.10 9:00 am


Those misconceptions suck: Hollywood, shitloads of cash, no parents, shitloads of anything you want and being a teen equals Bible studies — not a raging attack of “awesome” that you’d be crazy not to indulge in.

TV CARNAGE: HI, I AM COREY HAIM

03.10.10 1:06 pm


WHY? WHY? WHY?!

TV CARNAGE: IS THAT YOU, CHUCK?

03.05.10 9:50 am


We’re all guiltyof doing it, but this little boy is just brave enough to admit that he thinks it’s funny to replace mentally handicapped recordings with warm wishes from Charlie Manson.

TV CARNAGE: SPIRITUAL ADVICE FROM A TRANNY

03.04.10 10:00 am


I will never, never, ever, never, ever understand why this man is not married to the perfect woman yet! Ladies, this vivacious hetro-hunk™ is waitinnnngggggg.

TV CARNAGE: IS THIS FUNNY OR WHAT?

03.01.10 9:00 am


FACT: Alicia is always fucking ruining black people’s important conversations.


Bad Behavior has blocked 4414 access attempts in the last 7 days.