After 39 years of not being 40, I decided to give it a try. Being two score is unlike anything before it so I feel it would be prudent to warn you about a few things… MORE»
The Wikipedia entry for Warren G and Nate Dogg’s song “Regulate” features a 500+ word synopsis seemingly written by an English scholar. It’s a fucking riot. MORE»
A wise man once said that sending porn links to your friends is gay: It’s helping them beat off. WELL, consider me a power-bottom: I’m sending this link to all 30,000 of you. MORE»
My friends and I have a blog that we run. We do video interviews with up-and-coming bands that come through our area. MORE»
I once did uncut coke a naive Costa Rican fisherman found floating in the ocean after a bust. My nose candy days are over but what a wild ride this particular batch was. MORE»
You know what I like? Knowing the future. Like, the end of a book, or the end of a movie. The other day Gavin tweeted some shit like, “Woody dies at the end of Toy Story 3.” Saved me $12 and raccoon eyes at the Loews in Union Square. MORE»
It’s been a wild ride folks, and it was the perfect pit stop to debut my barf bag of television for the beautiful people of San Francisco at the Cinefamily Silent Movie Theater. MORE»
Every time I’m about to give sandals a pass, I imagine Chucks on her and my dick becomes a pegacorn.
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