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Posted by Gavin McInnes · 01.27.12 11:56 am


The amazing thing about the Megaupload case is not that someone assumed Swizz Beatz was their CEO. The amazing thing is that Hollywood MORE»

STIEGMATA: THE IDIOTIC CULT OF STIEG LARSSON

Posted by Zack Senhausen · 01.27.12 9:00 am




Stieg Larsson wrote easily digestible tales of cover-ups, conspiracies, and the eternal fight between the feminine and progressive versus the masculine and conservative.
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THE SKATEBOARDING PROSTITUTE

Posted by SBTVC · 01.27.12 7:00 am


via djhellondecks. Not a prostitute.


Dear streetboners,
I don’t know what I’m doing with my life, but I like to make videos.
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FAT DIABETIC PHARMACEUTICAL-SHILLING HYPOCRITE TV CHEF CAUGHT STUFFING HER FAT FUCKING FACE WITH A CHEESEBURGER!

Posted by SBTVC · 01.27.12 1:00 am







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DEAR STREET CARNAGE: WHAT IF WIKILEAKS RELEASED ALL YOUR PERSONAL INFO?

Posted by SBTVC · 01.26.12 7:00 am





Dear Street Carnage:
Julian Assange became a hero by releasing classified documents from corporations and the government.
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DEAR STREET CARNAGE: I WILL NOT FUCK ANY GUYS WHO HAVE THESE NAMES

Posted by SBTVC · 01.26.12 6:00 am





Dear Street Carnage:
You know how you can be completely attracted to somebody but one tiny little thing is a deal-breaker?
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FAG-HATERS CRASH PATERNO FUNERAL, CREATE MORAL DILEMMA

Posted by SBTVC · 01.26.12 4:00 am





Hate only breeds more hate, as Martin Luther King and Gandhi and Jesus Christ and Gary Coleman have always told us.
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IN MY DIVINE MERCY, I’VE DECIDED NOT TO WISH DEATH UPON THIS KID’S PARENTS

Posted by Benjamin Leo · 01.25.12 12:00 pm

It was a close fucking call; these two horrible excuses for parents have kept their child’s gender a “secret” for the first five years of his life. MORE»

BRAIN FARTS

TV CARNAGE: BILLY IRONWING

12.08.11 1:00 am


I know we took lots of shit from the Indians, but I’m having trouble remembering exactly when we pillaged their syntax.

TV CARNAGE: GOLDEN ERA

12.06.11 1:00 am


Easily my favorite vintage-boot commercial.

TV CARNAGE: FANTASY

12.02.11 1:00 am


It was always my ultimate romantic fantasy to be married to a big brawny, handsome firefighter and then spend hours

TV CARNAGE: PET PEEVE

12.01.11 1:00 am


If there’s one thing that I hate more than suits, it’s crowds.

TV CARNAGE: REMINDER

11.30.11 1:30 am


I often find myself needing a quick overview of the painful, shameful, and agonizingly long death of my mother.

TV CARNAGE: CARPOOLIN’

11.29.11 1:00 am


While Craigslist rideshare is a great way to save money and the environment, it can be really hit-or-miss as far as the other passengers go.

TV CARNAGE: GULLIBLE AS SHIT

11.28.11 8:30 am


As a compulsive liar, it really makes no difference to me what I’m lying about: it could be what I ate for breakfast, how much change I have in my pocket, even my opinion on Happy Feet Two

TV CARNAGE: AWKWARD

11.25.11 1:35 pm


“I watched the dogs melt under my grandmother’s touch.”