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Gavin McInnes is a fucking piece of shit on the bottom of your shoe that likes to talk to animals and get lost in the cold. His best friend is a 2 foot tall fat woman and he gets beat up about once a day. He started Vice Magazine with two other guys back in 1994 and recently split to do his own stuff. He's been a cartoonist and a singer of punk.

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Derrick Beckles is a smarmy shitstain that watches TV approximately 24 hours a day and thinks the world revolves around his crappy attitude. He was the face of the Truth campaign and began TV Carnage by himself back in 1994. He's been a filmmaker and a singer of punk.

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Christi Bradnox
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Donna Deliva
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Jen Hanley

Jen Hanley knows everything there is to know about pants.
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Taeil Kim

Taeil Kim likes Black Flag way more than being in Iraq.
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Tracie Egan

Tracie Egan thinks she's the queen of the neighborhood.
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Trace Crutchfield

Edgar Burns Crutchfield III aka Trace aka Agent Mule has the most names in Texas.
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Lesley Arfin

Lesley Arfin is probably going to have a baby soon. Who knows?
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Jamie James

Jamie James takes pictures and makes movies.
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Val

Valerie Ang compiles 12 Neat Pics and basically showed us her tits.
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Drew

Drew Grant dishes out advice on how to be / not be a skank.
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Jonny Makeup offers the gay perspective that we are so obviously lacking.
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Peter Madsen

Peter is an airline brat who skateboards and speaks Spanish like a redneck.
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Vincent Dermody

Vincent shoots tons of Boners and lives in China or Japan or some place with tons of Boners.
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Nick Diamonds

Nick Diamonds sings for Islands and discusses the news.
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Lance

Lance Kilby lives in the deep south and shoots lots of Boners.
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Ksenia

Ksenia works for TV Carnage? Really?
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MikeEide

Mike Eide needs Adderall and is not to be trusted.
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FOUND

Found isn't so much a person as it is a thing, or a verb.
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Betsy Blundell

Betsy Blundell is transatlantic and full of Boners.
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Aileen Awesome

Aileen Awesome is an aspiring mulatto film maker, who only shoots in black and white.
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LORI

LB quit college to become a karaoke queen.

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David Keyes collects stupid pics and writes posts like an asshat.
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Arv

Arv is a saboteur sent to bring Street Carnage to its knees.
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Kyle McInnes makes sure the blog runs on time.
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Sebastian Eldridge

Sebastian Eldridge sharpies his beard on so he handles all the businessy stuff.
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I love music nerds because they’re experts in other people saying, “Kick out the jams motherfuckers!”

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