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Derrick Beckles is a smarmy shitstain that watches TV approximately 24 hours a day and thinks the world revolves around his crappy attitude. He was the face of the Truth campaign and began TV Carnage by himself back in 1994. He's been a filmmaker and a singer of punk.
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Donna Deliva
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Arv is a saboteur sent to bring Street Carnage to its knees.
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Jen Hanley knows everything there is to know about pants.
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BlogNigger is a Black dad in Brookyln who hates gentrifiers.
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Taeil Kim likes Black Flag way more than being in Iraq.
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Tracie Egan thinks she's the queen of the neighborhood.
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Jim Goad is a shit magnet that writes books we think are good.
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Edgar Burns Crutchfield III aka Trace aka Agent Mule has the most names in Texas.
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Lesley Arfin

Lesley Arfin is probably going to have a baby soon. Who knows?
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Jamie James takes pictures and makes movies.
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Valerie Ang compiles 12 Neat Pics and basically showed us her tits.
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Drew Grant dishes out advice on how to be/not be a skank.
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Jonny Makeup offers the gay perspective that Street Carnage is so obviously lacking.
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Peter Madsen

Peter is an airline brat who skateboards and speaks Spanish like a redneck.

Vincent Dermody

Vincent shoots tons of boners and lives in China or Japan or some place with tons of boners.
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Nick Diamonds

Nick Diamonds sings for Islands and discusses the news.
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Lance Kilby Lives in the deep south and shoots lots of Boners.
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Kyle McInnes

Kyle McInnes makes sure the blog runs on time.
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Denise DiFranchi
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George Pearce

George Pearce runs the backend from England, and fixes stuff.
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Sebastian Eldridge

Sebastian Eldridge sharpies his beard on so he handles all the businessy stuff.
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July 3, 2009 12:00 pm


This person is going to chew you up and puke you out but you’re not a man until you’ve: had your heart broken, broken a heart, had the shit beaten out of you, and beaten the shit out of someone, so you might as well get this first part over with.

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July 3, 2009 4:31 am


Are the words “J.A.P.s in July” in any Broadway songs about how great New York is? They should be.

★★★★★★★½☆☆

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