STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE

STREET BONERS

Gavin McInnes is a wonderful typer who likes to talk to animals and get lost in the cold. His best friend is a two-foot-tall fat woman and he gets beat up regularly. He started Vice Magazine with two other guys back in 1994 and recently split to do his own stuff which includes a place that makes funny commercials called Rooster NY. He's been a cartoonist and a singer of punk as well as a person on the TV and he is a columnist at Takimag.com.

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TV CARNAGE

Derrick Beckles is a funny, tall man who watches TV approximately 24 hours a day and thinks the world revolves around Alan Thicke. He is always developing his own shows and began TV Carnage by himself back in 1994. He's been a filmmaker and a singer of punk.

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BLOG EDITOR

Jenée Binet is a wonderful woman who has never farted once in her life.
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COMMAND AND CONTROL

Sebastian Eldridge sharpies his beard on so he handles all the business-y stuff.
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BLOG CONTRIBUTORS

Lesley Arfin is probably going to have a baby soon. Who knows?
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Jamie James takes pictures and makes movies.
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Donna Deliva
grew up with alco-holic parents and won't shut up about it.
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Edgar Burns Crutchfield III aka Trace aka Agent Mule has the most names in Texas.
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Jonny Makeup offers the gay perspective that we are so obviously lacking.
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Vincent shoots tons of Boners and lives in China or Japan or some place with tons of Boners.
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Lance Kilby lives so deep in the South, it's basically antebellum.
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Mike Eide needs Adderall and is not to be trusted.
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Paul K. is kid tested, mother approved.
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Giovanni Marks is his real name, but he makes music as Subtitle when he isn't writing.
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Donald Crunk likes nature-based programming and hot girls with low self esteem.
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Peter Glackin writes about whatever comes to his mind, which is normally historically related.
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Danne C. can play drums with one hand and cook you an enchilada with the other.
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Suge White has a gift. God told him to share it with the world.
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STREET BONER 1677

You can keep your California girls. I wish they could all be breathtaking slobs who don’t give a shit.

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STREET BONER 1676

I don’t care how he died. I still think that cheetah is a lucky fucker.

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STREET BONER 1675

Black people never smile in photos. Even when they’re dressed like gay crusty clowns.

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STREET BONER 1674

Way to remind us of that incredibly irritating woman from The Coffee Party.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.