233 years ago today, America told the strongest empire in the world to get the fuck out of their face. MORE»
BLOG ARCHIVE
HAPPY JULY 4TH!
07.04.09RIGHT IN THE QUEEN’S ONIONS: THE STRANGE LIFE OF NIGEL NORRIS
07.03.09
In what can only be described as “The Greatest Story Ever Told” Right in the Queen’s Onions hit theaters today with wall to wall standing ovations. There was tons of celebrities MORE»
OPEN MIC: APPREHENDING YOUR IRRATIONAL SPITE OF HIPSTERS
07.03.09
READER SUBMITTED CONTENT 1. Find an online version of Karl Marx’s “On the Jewish Question” MORE»
OPEN MIC: MY GIRLFRIEND FUCKED A HOCKEY TEAM (PART 3)
07.03.09
READER SUBMITTED CONTENT I had their fucking address and I was temporarily insane and constantly drunk and my pop owned guns. MORE»
OPEN MIC: HOW I ALMOST RUINED MY LIFE (PART 1)
07.03.09
So a good friend of mine runs off to Manhattan to be the live-in arm candy of some monkey working at some rotten pop-rock label based out of Brooklyn. MORE»
AMBER TAMBLYN ON NIGEL NORRIS
07.02.09
One of the most amazing things about Norris and “Right in the Queen’s Onions” is how many women see him as a mentor. The guy’s entire career was based on male genitalia MORE»
TONIGHT AT THE IFC: HOUSE
07.02.09
If you love Japanese girls, horror movies and unintentional laugh riots, but haven’t figured out how to enjoy all three simultaneously, go to the IFC tonight. MORE»
I GOT SOUPED!
07.02.09
Hello Fans, Fams and Fems! Being that my Street Carnage readers (THATS YOU!) are my #1 followers and supporters, I just wanted to let you be the first to know that I GOT SOUPED! MORE»
DEAR STREET CARNAGE: WHAT’S THERE TO DO IN NEW YORK?
07.02.09
Long time reader, first time e-mailer. My name is Daniel and I’m a 20 year-old student from Detroit. My best friend and I are coming to New York… MORE»
MJ’s BOY LOVE: WAS THAT SO WRONG?
07.01.09
I have this thing where if I think about people fucking with children, it causes me to get this stomach cancer feeling where I can’t stand up. MORE»
