READER SUBMITTED CONTENT This isn’t making an iTunes playlist for a friend, man — this is a compilation that matters to everybody, everywhere, at all times. You better shit or get off mommy’s lap because if you don’t come through with some good advice, these commenters will EAT. YOU. ALIVE. MORE»
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03.19.10
Boner is always right when it comes to coke: Fill your nostrils before 10, that way you’ll have plenty of time to vacuum your bathtub, talk about writing a 3,000 page novel and have sex with Asian transvestites in exchange for Monopoly money. MORE»
03.18.10
Ugh. I woke up to a splitting headache at 10 a.m. after four hours of restless sleep alternately punctuated by snoring from the Indian dude across the room, and bitchy, nasal complaints from the British douchehat in the bunk below me. MORE»
03.18.10
It’s so delightful to hear hockey coaches say the word homosexual like it’s a piece of science fiction, especially to Alan Thicke. I mean, the guy is a walking pile of glitter and semen. MORE»
03.18.10
Most people know Robert Crumb as that esoteric cartoonist from the ’60s who did the “Keep on Truckin’” guy. Comic nerds like myself, however, see him as the second coming of Christ. He has completed dozens of graphic novels over the years and the drawings just keep getting better. His writing is another story. Crumb’s fiction almost always falls behind his auto-bio stuff and this latest attempt at writing is no exception. MORE»
03.18.10
After three miserable years of having my ass handed to me in a wife-beating relationship with the City of Baltimore, even my tits are drooping from the depression that consumes you when you make a life here. MORE»
03.18.10
About a month ago I met two guys; let’s call them A & B. The one I spotted first was A, and I was really into him until this afternoon. I had to go at his place because last week he had a party there (and I was dead drunk and puked on his bed) to take back my cellphone and a few clothes I had left there. MORE»
03.17.10
I’m way too broke to pay $750 for an official SXSW badge, and I blew it on the deadline for press passes this year (not to mention the super-limited lodging), so I decided I would just go and see how many free drinks I could grift and barge as many shows as possible. MORE»
03.17.10
Before the idea of “Hipsters on Foodstamps” causes you to push a random Williamsburg resident in front of a L train, here are seven things to keep in mind about Monday’s dramatic Salon article: MORE»
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