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DEAR STREET CARNAGE: NO, THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN THE WORLD


Guys, I appreciate you running letters by amateurs but the most beautiful girl in the world has been right under your noses the whole time. You’re the ones who told me about Die Antwoord so how could you not notice the unbelievably perfect wife for life that’s in the band? MORE»

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FOUND: PROTOCOL FOR RIDING ON BUS


by Mike Capoto; Albany, NY MORE»

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ART ROCK BULIMIA


My nerd curiosity got the best of me when I heard this art rock band Xiu Xiu put out a new single that uses a Nintendo DS to make the synth sounds. What I ended up nerding out on was a video with a cute girl making herself vomit. MORE»

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DEAR STREET CARNAGE: THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN THE WORLD


I notice you guys like to talk about “The most beautiful girl of all time” and shit, and you often do a pretty good job. I’d say I agree with about 90% of your Boner Alerts but I believe I have found one who blows all others out of the water. MORE»

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MOVIE CHARACTER HETEROBONERS


I grew up with some great male role models in my life. My old man was a naval officer for around 40,000 years and his head holds more stories than the Bible. MORE»

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STREET CARNAGE RADIO: DAS RACIST


Yo, what took us so long to get a new radio show up? You really want to know? We were raped. You happy now? Way to pry, guy.

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MY FRIENDS DON’T GET VAMPIRE WEEKEND


Here’s an article I wrote for normal people about a band they’ve never heard of. It’s about all the Vampire Weekend haters and what they’re not getting about this amazing band. MORE»

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OPEN MIC: HOW TO NOT GET CAUGHT BY YOUR GIRLFRIEND


READER SUBMITTED CONTENT Girls who don’t do drugs can be a drag to be around, but those who condemn it with biblical scorn are a unique breed of lame. MORE»

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OPEN MIC: THE SEQUEL TO THE FUTURE


READER SUBMITTED CONTENTIt’s taken me almost an entire month to realize that it is, currently, the year 2010. MORE»

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