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HEY MOM, I’M ON TV AGAIN TONIGHT


I’m going to be on Red Eye tonight discussing all things political with the lovely Ann Coulter. Here’s a clip of a previous episode MORE»

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MEN WATCH MOB WIVES?


Clean comedian Tom Shillue has a theory about reality TV. He believes men watch shows like Ice Road Truckers and Ax Men because they want to imagine what MORE»

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HOW I SCORED A $19 FAUX FUR COAT BY ASSERTING MYSELF





This morning, my mom called me in tears and dumped a bunch of crap in my lap.
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BEATING ON A BEATNIK: NEAL CASSADY FINALLY GETS HIS DIPLOMA





I am a high-school dropout, and I was a distraction and a troublemaker.
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KITTY CITY





At its peak about a dozen years ago, Kitty City contained over ninety citizens, but its depopulation was swift and tragic.
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ME ‘N’ MY LAZY EYE





In addition to my ass issues and other assorted neuroses (mostly involving ass issues), I’m also blessed with Strabismus. That’s “Lazy Eye” to all y’all.
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DEAR STREET CARNAGE: SOMEBODY SURE LOVES ‘EM SOME BIG BLACK DICKS





Dear Street Carnage:
I work in a sex shop. A sex shop with booths, if you know what I mean.
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TYPES OF DRUNKS





Everybody has that type of alcohol that they claim they can’t drink anymore.
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DEAR STREET CARNAGE: IF THE GROUNDHOG SEES ITS SHADOW, I’M NOT FUCKING MY BOYFRIEND FOR SIX WEEKS [NSFW]





Dear Street Carnage:
I live out in Long Island and have been dating the same loser guy who’s in a loser band for about four months now. MORE»

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IN MEMORIAM: DON CORNELIUS





Born a poor sharecropper’s son in Union Springs, Alabama in 1915, Donald Cortez “Don” Cornelius was deprived of a formal or traditional education. MORE»

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STREET CARNAGE RADIO 07.12.11
ZEBRA KATZ MIXTAPE: CHAMPAGNE

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