10 CASTRATION SCENES FROM HORROR MOVIES
The lion’s share of torture in torture porn is conducted by men. But when left to the hands of women, someone’s dick is bound to be chopped off. I’ve done my homework on the matter, and have collected penis trauma clips from horror movies for your HalloWEEN enjoyment.* Below are some descriptions of the films. (Scroll to the very bottom to view video of each scene.)
THE LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT
I never understood why people—weirdos, in my book—find blow jobs degrading to women, maintaining that it puts women in this position of complete submission. I’ve always thought that the mouth that sucks the dick is the one that rules the world. It’s absolutely the most vulnerable position in which a man can place himself, because just one swift bite can change his life forever. Wes Craven’s 1972 classic, The Last House on the Left, employs this tactic as a woman’s means for getting revenge on one of the men who raped and murdered her daughter.
HOSTEL 2
Eli Roth’s Hostel 2 is under appreciated. In this version of the torture-porn series, women are the victims, and ultimately, one is the heroine who chops off the dick and balls of the guy who was trying to kill her. I don’t know if it’s the feminist or the Bijou Phillips fan in me, but I like the sequel better than the original.
I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE
I’ve never been raped for reals, but I imagine if I were, I’d exact my revenge in the same manner as in I Spit on Your Grave. I don’t believe in vigilante-ism when I’m watching Law and Order, but I guess I do when I’m watching graphic rape scenes.
CANNIBAL FEROX and CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST
These Cannibal movies are so similar that I’ve lumped them together. Cannibal Holocaust was billed as “the most controversial movie ever made,” and Cannibal Ferox is a knockoff of that. These two peen pruning scenes are not committed by women, but instead by savages. But whatever, they have long hair and probably suck at balancing a checkbook, so it’s all the same thing. Check out this still from Cannibal Ferox. I mean I know it’s supposed to be the ’70s, but it looks like you can French braid those pubes.
ON THE DOLL
On the Doll is some piece of shit movie staring Brittany Snow, whom I’d never heard of until I bored myself to tears watching Prom Night. The title of this movie is supposed to reference the common term used in child therapy for victims of sexual abuse: “Show me on the doll where s/he touched you.” The best part about this movie is that you don’t have to watch the whole thing, because the most graphic crotch gore—of two girls cutting off their teacher’s balls using a taut string—is available for free online.
ILSA: SHE WOLF OF THE SS
Ilsa is a sadistic Nazi commandant who runs a concentration camp that conducts “medical research” on the threshold for pain of inferior races. She fucks the men, and if they can’t make her come, she castrates them. Personally, I think the real punishment to fit such a crime would be to cut off his tongue and fingers. Dicks alone rarely work as a means to an end.
NIGHT OF THE DEMON
The demon in Night of the Demon is actually Big Foot. The movie is told in flashbacks in which Big Foot kills people in hilarious ways. In one scene, a biker stops to take a leak, and when he whips out his wang, Big Foot claws the sucker right off.
TEETH
Teeth is a long overdue film about Vagina Dentata. Dawn, a purity activist, has teeth behind her lower lips and chews off the dicks of the many men who try to date rape her. Director Mitchell Lichtenstein has a sizable sense of humor and set of balls to match for making some of the funniest and most graphic disembodied penis scenes in cinematic history.
*I know that there are castration scenes in other movies like Arabian Nights, Little Children, and Sin City, but this is strictly about horror film castration, to keep in the spirit of the holiday. So don’t get it twisted, I know my shit when it comes to dicks on film.
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10.31.08 at 10:46 am
No “The Serpent and The Rainbow,” really?
10.31.08 at 11:20 am
Night of the Demon–hahahha
That teeth movie is crazy! (I just IMDB’d more info on it)
Thanks for this compilation. I saw Hostel 2 in theaters and was glad she cut off his dick after he called her a cunt. I definitely thought “oh no he did not call her that” and her reaction was awesome. Will watch Hostel 3.
10.31.08 at 12:41 pm
No Hard Candy?
10.31.08 at 1:10 pm
You forgot Jorg Buttgereit’s 1990 masterpiece DER TODESKING, where a nazi woman cuts off a dude’s dick and then picks it up off the ground and draws a swastika on the dude’s chest with it.
10.31.08 at 3:24 pm
That last scene made me sick to my stomach.
10.31.08 at 4:21 pm
what’s with this preoccupation of feminists lopping mens dicks off
is feminism premised upon girls’ inability at getting off when a cock is stabbing them in the vulva
getting your womanmaker sliced in half by a feminist is horrifying indeed
10.31.08 at 4:47 pm
@srsly: troll.
10.31.08 at 5:06 pm
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10.31.08 at 5:27 pm
This is one of those things that you watch, thinking that it will be really awesome, but then you’re pissed at lunch when your sandwich reminds you of a castrated dick.
10.31.08 at 5:37 pm
Aww, you didn’t show my favorite castration scene in Teeth-the one where she finds out about the bet and just is like *guskt* and leaves him in the garage. So good.
10.31.08 at 6:02 pm
as an owner of a penis, the video clip freaked me out.
10.31.08 at 6:10 pm
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10.31.08 at 6:26 pm
@blu_stocking : try again
10.31.08 at 6:28 pm
Tracie is gorgeous.
10.31.08 at 7:04 pm
It’s at home, so I don’t remember how graphic it is… but Killer Condom is great German castration horror.
10.31.08 at 7:26 pm
that was some heinous shit!
10.31.08 at 8:34 pm
I can’t believe you didn’t include the castration scene from Hard Candy, it kicks ass! Props for including teeth though, amazing film.
10.31.08 at 10:25 pm
Doom Generation, anyone?
10.31.08 at 11:04 pm
I once watched some old live action ninja flick that follows the exploits of three ninja chicks (hentai-like, but not a cartoon). One scene involves a dirty old man ninja peeping one of the three ninja chicks. They are in a marshy area, the old man stands behind some tall grass, we can only see his shoulders and head. The ninja chick approaches cautiously, but the dirty old man ninja’s giant snake like penis starts slithering out of the grass winding its way to the stunned ninja chick. At first she submits as the peen creeps up her low cut ninja skirt. It begins to fuck her with slow forceful strokes. (Remember this was live action so the penis prop was only the finest a Japanese low budget film can offer.) Soon we see a cutaway, further back down the cock shaft, of a swollen balloon like area moving its way up the shaft. It appears to be a load of unbelievable force. The load moves up to within striking distance of the poor ninja chick getting railed. But… the ninja chick’s cringing face suddenly changes to a battle face. The old man’s eyes widen in surprise and disbelief. The old man is startled to realize the ninja chick’s hidden power is vice grip pussy muscles. The old ninja’s load starts getting bigger as it is stopped short. His face turns to worry and then pain. The load reaches bursting point and his magnificent penis explodes in a mess of spooge, blood and skin.
The best penis destruction scene I have ever watched in a movie. If anyone has happened to see the movie I’m talking about and you know what it’s called please let me know.
10.31.08 at 11:12 pm
Nevermind, I found it…
http://www.animecornerstore.com/ninjavixens.html
11.01.08 at 4:12 am
I was sure that Hard Candy would be in there somewhere. Is it too obvious? Too Japanese-y for you? Or do you just not like the girl from Juno (I know I don’t)? What’s the deal?
11.01.08 at 12:34 pm
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11.01.08 at 5:41 pm
fucking hell, the ‘i spit on your grave’ one is the most horrifying to me. loooolz at the night of the demon one. the music’s amazing.
11.02.08 at 12:17 am
how on earth could you get your cock in a girl and have decent sex with a ring that big in your cock? it would twist and just not be pleasurable. ugh. guess it doesnt really matter anymore. NOM!!
11.03.08 at 12:00 am
Haha! Gross.
11.03.08 at 12:02 am
i thought the castration in hard candy was just a fake out and she didn’t actually do it?
11.03.08 at 2:00 am
There was no castration in Hard Candy, she just pretended to do it.
11.03.08 at 2:07 am
There wasn’t one in The Serpent and The Rainbow, either. They just hit his dick with a hammer, I believe.
11.03.08 at 5:07 am
ummmm Planet Terror anyone?
11.03.08 at 4:07 pm
know what horror movies really need?
more feminazis getting their clits torn out!
11.03.08 at 4:39 pm
Danielle: TROOOOLLLL! IN THE COOOOMMMEEENTSSS!!
Thought you oughta know. *faints*
11.03.08 at 7:30 pm
penis cut off = emasculation
testicles cut off= castration
Sorry to be such a hard ass.
11.03.08 at 10:13 pm
HOSTEL 2 IS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!
11.03.08 at 11:44 pm
Um…no Cannibal? The entire point of that movie is one big build towards the one dude chopping off, frying and eating (and feeding to the victim) the others penis. The entire disgusting scene was shown in blatant full frontal detail (after the cannibal failed to bite all the way through it I might add…) and even capped itself off with the victim peeing through the hole that was once his manhood. There is not a scene on this list that even remotely compares to that.
11.04.08 at 12:12 pm
Poetic justice castration (sorry, Just to Say, emasculation) is good, too. In the book The World According to Garp, the main character comes roaring into his driveway one night, but unbeknownst to him, his wife is in a car already in the driveway giving another guy (who’s a complete knob) a blowjob. He crashes into the other guy’s car and she bites his wang off in the impact. Although I’ve never seen the movie version, I’m fairly certain they didn’t include that part.
Oh, and that clip from Night of the Demon is both horrifying and hilarious.
11.04.08 at 2:35 pm
SickBoy, the movie also includes the car accident scene, but doesn’t doesn’t show the biting of the Knob’s knob– it only eludes. Great movie to watch on a Sunday afternoon though!
11.04.08 at 10:12 pm
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11.04.08 at 10:30 pm
You’ve all forgotten the most intense castration scene at the climax of the “realm of the senses”. The most intense scene ever. ever. ever.
11.04.08 at 11:01 pm
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11.04.08 at 11:16 pm
Actually,
Castration = removal of the testis
Emasculation = removal of the penis
11.05.08 at 12:00 am
These movies don’t even come close to what the real thing looks like, trust me. Just watch some surgery videos on YouTube if you don’t believe me.
11.05.08 at 12:03 am
That is not night of the demon
11.05.08 at 12:42 am
What about Sonny Chiba’s “The Street Fighter”
It’s a kung fu flick, but you watch it and you’ll never forget the Monkey Steals the Peach move…
11.05.08 at 1:55 am
How about “Street Trash”? Dude sticks his wang through a hole in the fence to take a leak, and some jerks on the other side tear it off and play catch with it.
I don’t think “Salo” technically had a castration scene, but it did have a “lighter-to-the-balls” scene. That has to count for something, right?
11.05.08 at 2:32 am
AOD: I agree! “Street Trash” should have totally been second on this list (right after I Spit). Completely overlooked film, great emasculation.
11.05.08 at 2:44 am
It’s not technically horror but the castration scene from DOOM GENERATION warrants a mention. Garden shears anyone?! From naked dudes wearing socks. (i think, it’s been a while)
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11.05.08 at 6:24 am
Can I throw in a third for “Street Trash” - it is surely the funniest castration scene ever. A group of tramps playing American Football with a severed wang, a female vagrant tries to hide it in her dolly, the owner hanging on the back of the bus trying to get to the hospital to get it sewn back on. Pure class. The film just takes so many taboos and displays them gleefully on the screen, there was nothing else like it back in the late 80s. As has already been said, it’s grossly neglected.
11.05.08 at 6:40 am
The Hard Candy faux-castration is a pretty memorable scene (also one of the more slickly produced nasty thrillers out there, and her Goldfrapp thing only does the batshit-crazy avenging pedophile-killer credit).
I’d also give a shout out to the blowjob castration scene in Tokyo Gore Police, memorable not just for its visceral nature (the girl who bites the police officer’s dick off is half woman, half enormous crocodilian vagina dentata…which is perfectly normal in the context of the film), but also because the castration turns the guy later into a mutant warrior with a 2 1/2 foot long penis that fires explosive projectiles.
Ah, now that’s shock cinema
11.05.08 at 9:28 am
In Serpent, there’s a mallet … and a SPIKE.
If it wasn’t severed, I’m pretty surprised.
11.05.08 at 9:33 am
I second Elle’s vote for Hard Candy. I still cringe when I recall that scene.
11.05.08 at 10:33 am
_Eve_Of_Destruction_ also plays the bite card, though it keeps the gore offscreen.
11.05.08 at 11:51 am
“There was no castration in Hard Candy, she just pretended to do it.”
Actually to be technical about I think there was a real castration in Hard Candy just a different set of testes. Besides saying there wasn’t really a castration kinda ruins the movie. Thus I support it not being on this list as it admittedly deserves to be on the list but would bring out too many comments ruining the surprise.
11.05.08 at 1:51 pm
EL TOPO.
11.05.08 at 2:50 pm
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11.05.08 at 4:14 pm
There is a whole movie about this. Its a german flick called “Night of the Killer Condoms” or something like that. As a fellow owner of the male member it is one long cringefest laced with lots of laughs.
11.05.08 at 6:38 pm
Same as it every was
http://www.flickr.com/photos/venicevandal/212909780/sizes/o/in/set-72157594233576795/
11.05.08 at 6:41 pm
streettrash!
11.06.08 at 3:26 pm
Jodorowsky’s “The Holy Mountain” has a symbolically rich castration scene and plot thread, and a “room of a thousand testicles” to boot! Gruesome yes, as well as funny and sad concurrently. The whole thread is included with the intent to underscore a deeper issue. Truly a movie that changed the course of my life. Glad to note that some previous commentors have mentioned the semantics regarding castration versus emasculation.
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11.14.08 at 3:13 am
Any 1 know any castration movie of a girl biting a man’s cock and balls and pull out ?
The man in jeans, the girl is long hair and a lot of blood (cool!) Can check the photo at
http://www.femaledom.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1932&page=172
11.16.08 at 3:39 am
I’M HAVING MY PENIS, BALLS, SAC AND PUBIC SCALP ALL CUT OFF. Yeah, that’s right… I’m giving them up while I’m alive and healthy, and soon. They’re doing a Hollywood documentary film on the project and we’ve shot several days of the preliminary scenes.
So, if there are any of you who want to see the real thing, you’ll be able to buy tickets and see it in a theater near you soon.
My penis, named “ELMO” is oversized, as are both testicles and their scrotum. They’re too large for many women, and I’m ready to retire them. They’re going to be plastinated and put on display in the penis museum. At least they won’t hurt anyone there.
Buy theater tickets, or wait and buy the DVD
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01.25.09 at 9:43 pm
Since you are an expert on dicks on film, I have a question. I remember as a kid watching this movie in where in the final scene there were alot a women who ( I believe it was in a cell) escaped and ate hot dogs with human dicks. Do you know what film that is? For some reason I don’t remember any other details of that movie except the ending, lol =)
02.06.09 at 10:32 am
psycho sisters, les psycholettes, the womans club
04.03.09 at 3:39 pm
I always wanted 2 ladies cut my balls off
04.03.09 at 3:43 pm
I always wanted 2 ladies to cut my balls off for me.
04.21.09 at 11:51 am
The hot dog scene might be from ‘Bloodsucking Freaks’.
05.03.09 at 12:32 am
an old school friend of mine stole a motorbike when he was 12, lost control when he hit a curb and as he slid off the fuel tank and over the handlebars, tore off his cock and balls. he had to have many operations to reconstruct his cock, his balls couldn’t be saved. he went from a bright outgoing boy to a depressed fat man, his voice is still hasn’t broken. that is real life horror. if you are ever in mayfield near ashbourne, uk, ask around and you might meet him.
06.28.09 at 8:27 pm
I dunno… I prefer female rape and torture scenes.
How about where a gun is inserted in a random hole
and the trigger goes off. Bitch brains!! Hahahaha…