Sarah Palin told Oprah last week that she was “heartbroken” over Levi Johnston’s aspiring porn career, which, like so much about the ex-gov, is total bullshit. If porn bothers her so much, then why does her husband look like a top star of squirt cinema?

Straight porn is sustained by the cosmic yin and yang between a plastically sexy Jenna Jameson and a relate-able, everyman Ron Jeremy. The Palins meet these standards — sexy librarian paired with a goateed, doughboy — and surpasses them with an obvious preference for barebacking (what else explains the five kids?).

But while Sarah is the inspiration behind one notable porn, the “Todd Look” is the industry standard for adult content. It’s the look of a bottom-of-the-barrel man’s man, the kind of guy who goes to strip clubs, finds the best seat in the house, and heckles every waitress to ride his “snowmachine” as he rubs his hands down his unzipped snowsuit. Hot!

Below are 10 pictures of porn actors who, to varying degrees, show that I’m not the only one who thinks Todd has earned the right to be nailin’ Palin.

1. Tommy Gunn

2. Mark Davis

3. Michael Stefano

4. Eli Cross

5. Manuel Ferrara

6. Brad Armstrong

7. Rod Fontana

8. Rando #1

9. Rando #2

10. Rando #3

-RYAN CREED

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