Montreal likes to pretend it is the hot chick capital of the world but it ain’t got nothing on New York. Here’s 101 tens Vito Fun took while out clubbing. If you don’t see every single one of these chicks as wife material you are probably gay.
































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42 Comments
  1. Adolf Hitler Says:

    Fuck man, I have GOT to move back to New York. It’s kind of difficult to find a circa 1992 angel-candy rave outfit even in San Francisco.


  2. Job Bansen Says:

    Protip: They’re all trannies.


  3. teenage wizard Says:

    who know dat dey have a p’tit quebec in nyc!!! i want to have them all at the beach with me… so other mans can see that i am very chouette


  4. skull front Says:

    was there a train wreck


  5. no. thanks. Says:

    hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaah. ok SB wins for this. good to see the humor.


  6. zippy Says:

    Someone in Nebraska is going to come across this on the internet and immediately start praying for our nation.


  7. Drippy Dog Dix and Cum Bubbles or something Says:

    This made the salad I was eating feel weird in my mouth, and my penis went a little numb.


  8. ew don't me! Says:

    ^ there gotta be a salad tossing joke to be made there but i dont feel like doing it.


  9. Kaitlyn Says:

    So many of those look like Charo. Go to MAC and learn some new-school contouring, AM I RIGHT?


  10. Dork Says:

    I like the redhead in the studded dress, and the little blonde boy. Cute!

    I now need a studded dress…


  11. imyar Says:

    set vision to beer goggle


  12. full blown a.i.d.s. Says:

    throwing up and laughing simultaneously.


  13. public school whitey Says:

    is it common knowledge that Montreal is “hot chick capital of the world” ? cuz i def agree!


  14. lol@u Says:

    Shit reminds of that time at Pyramid when these 2 teenage boys were getting their freak on with what they thought were incredibly hot chicks. In their heads they were like “this is the luckiest night of our lives!!!”


  15. Kaitlyn Says:

    They were lucky. Trannies have way higher standards than female club skanks.


  16. sarah palin Says:

    they’re all pretty hot, but they look a little trashy. clean up your act girls and then I’ll take you out to the olive garden!


  17. my mom Says:

    cory & trevor ‘got the only two ladies in the place’ style


  18. Mr. Belvedere Says:

    this ruined my breakfast. I mean I’m still chewing, only wistfully.


  19. AOL Says:

    “you’ve got male.”


  20. Zipperhead Says:

    oh shiiiiiit.

    Chiefmag just put up photos of when they sent two girls to Chinatown to meet 102 Chinese people…

    its crazy when that shit happens on the same day.

    http://www.chiefmag.com/blog/?p=5363
    (dont monitor and delete this shit, its just a funny coincidence. we arent spamming.)


  21. Badtooth Says:

    IT’S A TRAP!


  22. the nacho chip Says:

    IT’S A TARP!


  23. ARROWS Says:

    people in ny are fuggggggggggggg


  24. colonoscopee Says:

    tits or… nevermind.


  25. JuCIFER Says:

    LAST NIGHT’S PARTY AGAIN RIGHT? Man that site has the HOTTEST chicks.
    BWAHHHHHH!!!!!


  26. blah Says:

    lastnightstranny.com


  27. Anonymous Q. Mootenstein Says:

    Alright Motherfuckers here’s the deal:

    Them’s cunts ain’t real -shit’s a cocksage fest!

    Motherfucking blind-pig Yankeedoodlefuckhole’s are trying to pull Yellowcake out a tranny’s ass again!

    Niger! Niger! The Republic of Niger pulled a Nigerian Prince Sob Story on your pathetic asses; – help these trannies complete their Kafkan transformation and send me your banking information – millions must be be ponzied!

    And for the record – Montreal women have tight va-j-js und assholes. Why? Insatiable thirst for the raw nasty! Hundreds of years of Catholic repression and Chiaq fathers unleashed a tidal wave of the world’s highest quality pussy like heroin into Miles Davis’ Bitches Brew based heart. Now Montrealers have their pick of the greatest fuckers that ever walked the earth – and they keep their shit tight (unlike your redneck trailer whores with ship-sinking lips) because they are also the most powerful women in the world. No shit – they can walk home alone cuz half of them carry heat.

    Uzis motherfucker – our women carry black steel to the hour of chaos!

    Suck my dick faggot eyes! Americans go blow yourselves, the contest is over, the pool’s closed.

    You lost the game shitidiots!

    Osti d’crosseur!

    Don’t make me shank you n’ bank you – holla!


  28. Turd Town Says:

    blonde pre op tranny boy needs a large set of boobies but hopefully keep his large junk…skinny men tend to have large junks….and do some home movies


  29. mr.meat Says:

    Why do all their faces look like stretched garbage bags dipped in grease paint?


  30. gay then Says:

    Most of these bitches would’ve been don’ts on Vice.


  31. b.a Says:

    can i get a hot tranny mess up in here?


  32. the right honourable poodge mastrami Says:

    good heavens.


  33. mitt fitt Says:

    It’s nice to see you hate on your own town for a change. Never mind the fact that they’re having a good time. And I think I went to high school with the guy in the black wig, cheek bones, and vest. Michael are you there honey?


  34. @Anonymous Q. Mootenstein Says:

    Cool story, bro.


  35. tiki taco Says:

    if only i had a dick so i could fuck that blonde thing til it loved me.


  36. Max Says:

    If I put a plastic bag over my head, I would probably go down on all of them.


  37. question Says:

    after a bunch of buttsecks, do people’s farts make noise still, or do they just wooosh out like a breeze thru a gap in a door?


  38. youngteam Says:

    tranny train.


  39. Taco Bike Says:

    god my body is going to hurt all day long, this bummed me out


  40. AMY J Says:

    suck my dick faggot eyes is the best quip i’ve heard all day.

    and the salad comment got me giggling too.

    this is funny


  41. yambo Says:

    Gadzooks!


  42. Plosl Says:

    This wasn’t funny but it was gross.. TA


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