STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE

12 BORING PICS

I recently took a trip to Manitoba.

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-NELSON

This entry was posted on 11.19.09 at 9:00 am by Nelson . You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

28 Comments

kure kure takora Says:

I don’t think photography is your thing.

11.19.09 at 9:11 am
gay dude Says:

But you’re nailing post titles.

11.19.09 at 9:34 am
dicksmack Says:

i wonder what else hymie cuts?

11.19.09 at 9:45 am
Anonymous Says:

You weren’t lying.

11.19.09 at 10:52 am
JuCIFER Says:

Brought to you by the Greater Manitoba Tourism Board.

UnForgetable….Manitoba…:/®

11.19.09 at 11:03 am
cuntvomit Says:

Reminds me of Wisco.

11.19.09 at 11:56 am
Zippy Says:

My guess is Manitoba was relieved when you dragged YOUR boring ass home.

11.19.09 at 12:48 pm
Anonymous Says:

I’m into boring stuff, too.

11.19.09 at 12:57 pm
Canadave Says:

Boring things can make great photos, just look at William Eggleston or Stephen Shore. But, I suppose that ability hinges on the talent of the photographer, and here, well, ya… Kinda plain to see.

11.19.09 at 2:37 pm
HOMO Says:

I like the part where people leave comments crying about what the title already revealed. I know what you’re looking for.
“you are all so witty, and correct, and handsome, and you have the prettiest cock, and you are the happiest crossmaker in all of galilee!”

11.19.09 at 2:42 pm
Mick Jagger Says:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxpE_ssDRbk

11.19.09 at 3:35 pm
bolo Says:

what are you a 12 year old girl?

11.19.09 at 3:40 pm
stoops Says:

you should have gone to saskatchewan, foo!

11.19.09 at 4:24 pm
Val Says:

Hymie the Hymen-cutter

11.19.09 at 5:45 pm
DEMOB Happy Says:

ME LIKEY VERY MUCHY

kidding

11.19.09 at 6:47 pm
themightytrew Says:

i like the plane one and the last one

11.19.09 at 6:55 pm
The Juice Says:

Sucked.

11.19.09 at 7:16 pm
KFC man Says:

the Jesus one rocks!!!

11.19.09 at 7:56 pm
narrow urethra Says:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1WxZ4w7NFM

11.19.09 at 8:07 pm
Anonymous Says:

just like being there

11.19.09 at 9:03 pm
Hairy Potter Says:

This reminds me of my 4 day trip from NY to Arizona, Middle America is boring as shit. and now I wish I was back in NY.

11.19.09 at 9:42 pm
ew Says:

i like these pictures. suck it.

11.20.09 at 1:03 am
giant hairy balls Says:

Hey Mick Jagger, terrible video.

11.20.09 at 11:19 am
Jase Says:

Hey alright! The 204…

11.20.09 at 7:00 pm
duh Says:

but they’re pictures!

11.20.09 at 9:20 pm
badtooth Says:

ribs r us

11.21.09 at 3:47 pm
POOKLES Says:

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN

11.21.09 at 8:26 pm
Brain. Says:

Neepawa??? Why Neepawa??????

11.22.09 at 11:33 am

STREET BONER 1115

If you get a girl home and you can’t get it up, eat her out — but know it had better be perfect or it’s all over. You’re basically hanging by your tongue off the edge of a cliff made of pussy.

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STREET BONER 1114

It must be weird for gays to go from a small town where everybody points to New York City where they run the joint.

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STREET BONER 1113

You only get about 30 seconds to discuss race in New York before everyone collapses from boredom.

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STREET BONER 1112

You can shit on that stupid secretary jacket all you want. I’m an expert in this field and I’m focussing in on the red socks because, if things go well, that’s all there is.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.

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