Marlon Brando fucked millions of women but only 4 were made public. There’s his 3 wives Anna Kashfi, Movitas Castaneda & Tarita Teriipia… & he claims to have had an affair with Marilyn Monroe. Did you know actor David Niven claims to have seen Brando making out with Laurence Olivier in a pool!? It was on the set of A Streetcar Named Desire… so hot.
I put Brando’s hoes up against my dream man Marcello Mastrioanni’s women. I think he wins just for banging Anita Ekberg, also known as the Iceberg. Which guy would you rather have been?
BRANDO’S BITCHES
Anna Kashfi
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Castaneda
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Teriipia
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Marilyn (not Boy George’s ex, the other one)
Brando necked with this fag (can you blame him?)
MASTRIOANNI’S BITCHES
Carabella
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Catherine Deneueve
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Affair with Anita Ekberg
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STREET BONER 1127
Being straight edge as a kid is a great way to rebel against: puking, getting pregnant, and wrapping your parent’s car around a tree.
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great again- more Val pretension resulting in my boredom.
this time with edgy words.
why does she bother? better question: why do i bother…
03.18.09 at 11:34 am
thus, way better than your post last week.
03.18.09 at 11:37 am
still bored as shit!
03.18.09 at 11:38 am
more chicks should try looking like these women. damn that no-food look. healthy chicks is where it’s at.
03.18.09 at 11:42 am
lame
03.18.09 at 11:51 am
You on your own this time, sistah.
03.18.09 at 11:52 am
MASTRIOANNI’S all the wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
03.18.09 at 11:58 am
Why don’t girls have those missle tits any more?? I miss ‘em
03.18.09 at 12:05 pm
didnt you get fired already?
03.18.09 at 12:18 pm
Brando wins by a mile, I say.
Val still sucks, and I still feel bad for her.
03.18.09 at 12:26 pm
brando wins. exotic women with only a first name and the fact that he is brave enough to try playing for another team. wild sex
03.18.09 at 12:44 pm
people dressed stupid in the olden days.
03.18.09 at 12:50 pm
Brando wins by 1000 miles…love pacific islander girls
03.18.09 at 12:53 pm
These post are fun because we all get to gang up on Val in the comments section. VAL FTW!
03.18.09 at 1:07 pm
*posts*
03.18.09 at 1:08 pm
Hey, pow-gangie,
I’ve got some photos that you should polly like! My friend’s a . . .. .
well, you should like . . . .HERE GOES 1 point http://ffffound.com/image/765395614e9cee03aa9105f03f7108e62cc0931e 2 point http://www.squareamerica.com/pa1.htm and this one . . .point three http://www.squareamerica.com/bm28.htm Enjjoy
03.18.09 at 2:13 pm
i like naked girls…where’s the problem?
03.18.09 at 2:14 pm
moderate that shit nigga
03.18.09 at 2:15 pm
BOOOOOO. . . . why, gimme one reason why, eye mean photography, it relates , fack, its cause i said moderate that shit nigga, that’s why eh?
03.18.09 at 2:33 pm
tghe gay way
03.18.09 at 2:37 pm
Hey! Let’s treat Val like shit! Part-ay.
The setup of the pics was kind of confusing, but I think this is funny/interesting. Not the best, but it’s good.
03.18.09 at 3:24 pm
^ Yeah, the intro is a mess. I don’t know what the fuck you’re saying/asking. All I’m doing is looking at these women and wondering which I would have liked to bone first.
Kashfi.
03.18.09 at 3:37 pm
that bottom girls tits r doing some kind of crazy ass shit i’ve never seen before. it scares me. also, props to monroe for being a f.u.p.a pioneer.
03.18.09 at 3:56 pm
I HATE THIS FEATURE. PLEASE RETIRE (to the noose room for a snifter of my ass pennies)
03.18.09 at 4:13 pm
i like this. just sayin.
03.18.09 at 4:36 pm
@Harfield
yes i may suck, but at least it’s not yours! FEEL S0 BAD 4 U
03.18.09 at 5:49 pm
Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees, look at these!
03.18.09 at 6:10 pm
Ill take Mast, they all look so wholesome and all have that my tits are so round, big, and perky I don’t need a bra look.
03.18.09 at 6:43 pm
Val, come on! you can do better
03.18.09 at 7:12 pm
Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnddddddddddddddoooooo
marilyn for the win
03.18.09 at 7:19 pm
BUSH!!
03.18.09 at 8:35 pm
that brando fucked way hotter babes.
brando is the shit.
now and then.
03.19.09 at 3:30 am
Duder, I love Ekberg’s fat bush. I just want to stick my face in there and go safari.
03.19.09 at 3:55 am
Anyone who’s seen La Dolce Vita should answer Marcello.
08.26.09 at 11:19 pm
Thats a fucking loaded question, the second you get some tits and pubes involved im all in
09.15.09 at 2:17 am