China
Japan
I hereby present some a-cup boobies Asian edition style. I love Maggie Cheung and Shu Qi from China but I think the Japan team wins overall. The land of the rising sun is the land of the rising boners.
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STREET BONER 1127
Being straight edge as a kid is a great way to rebel against: puking, getting pregnant, and wrapping your parent’s car around a tree.
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Whoa dude, you’re killing my abortion buzz.
03.24.09 at 3:56 pm
Anybody got some shrimp sauce for those nipples?
03.24.09 at 4:02 pm
I prefer the Chinese. They look like mean, greedy whores.
03.24.09 at 4:11 pm
that first pic is so winrar it throws off my thinking and i cant fairly judge the rest of them. There’s a whole lot of vanilla there. Yummy still.
03.24.09 at 4:14 pm
The Japanese bitches look empty to me. The Chinese look like General Tso’s chicken. Sorry, it’s dinner time.
03.24.09 at 4:14 pm
This montage is personally quite moving. Not only does Val remind me of annoying, psychotic, wife #1, she’s now come up with pictures of women (the Chinese) who look like psychotic, annoying wife #1. Thanks for being here.
03.24.09 at 4:17 pm
Japan won last night, and again here.
What about Russia vs. Czech?
03.24.09 at 4:34 pm
Agreed Slappers.
Russia vs. Czech next plzz.
03.24.09 at 4:40 pm
china vs japan: who will win? one thing’s certain: we all lose.
thanks again Val… for nothing.
03.24.09 at 4:49 pm
how can u tell them apart?
no really…i’m actually asking, i can’t tell.
03.24.09 at 4:51 pm
I really hope the lady posting these is exclusively into women herself
otherwise these stupid 12 photo posts are really the epitome of the whole “female chauvinist pig” phenomenon. “Hey guys! I can talk about hot chicks too!! Look I’ve supplied you with pictures of hot women! PLEASE LIKE MEEEEE!” etc.
This sort of behavior is just a few bad choices away from being the token woman in the human trafficking scam. One minute you think you’re talking to a really hip chick whos just one of the guys, the next thing you know youre on a plane to Chechnya.
03.24.09 at 4:54 pm
Japan! but yeah Czech for the win. Those goofy dimwits make my cock into a volcano.
03.24.09 at 5:08 pm
Most of those Japanese girls look like white girls
03.24.09 at 5:09 pm
wait, what?
03.24.09 at 5:24 pm
I wish Japan had repped harder. China had a rubberist guy on TV.
03.24.09 at 5:31 pm
08chiaki-kuriyama.jpg – holy shit
yeah i have absolutely no idea how you tell them apart either. is there a rule or some characteristic to look out for? like with alligators vs. crocodiles where crocodiles have more teeth sticking out from the bottom of their jaws or whatever
03.24.09 at 5:44 pm
i was with china til i got to the chick in the outdoor clawfoot tub shot.
03.24.09 at 5:49 pm
If it smells like sea urchin you can probably fuck it. Silently.
03.24.09 at 5:54 pm
this list sucks.
03.24.09 at 6:19 pm
Mommy Ang, you should scrape me when you had chance. I so shame by you sell lady look to men for profit. Your book will call itself Joy Bad Luck Club.
03.24.09 at 6:26 pm
i would have preferred seeing top chinese horror movie monsters versus top japanese.
big head monster vs. godzilla
03.24.09 at 6:38 pm
What about blacks vs. Puerto Ricans?
03.24.09 at 7:50 pm
Wong Kar Wai FTW!
03.24.09 at 8:33 pm
Perhaps if it was just the photos,please stop trying to write.
03.24.09 at 8:35 pm
# Joey Odessa Says:
03.24.09 at 7:50 pm
“What about blacks vs. Puerto Ricans?”
That’d be unnecessary, because we all know Puerto Ricans would win.
03.24.09 at 8:53 pm
^ wat about black puerto ricans?
03.24.09 at 9:18 pm
How about Mexicans vs. Canadians with the winner playing Thailand?
03.24.09 at 9:40 pm
japs
03.24.09 at 10:40 pm
Riddin’ spinners
03.25.09 at 1:51 am
me love you long time1
03.25.09 at 3:28 am
China pulled it out. Definite upset.
03.25.09 at 5:32 am
No Jap tits?
HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO JUDGE THEN?
03.25.09 at 7:57 am
It would appear that the Japanese girls don’t like to get their tits out as much as the Chinese girls do.
03.25.09 at 10:22 am
i think i love val.
03.25.09 at 11:20 am
this shit is uneven. no naked jap tits? wtf? some of them have super huge tits. this list = fail, but not EPIC fail. it does have tits after all
03.25.09 at 12:20 pm
Brazil v. Argentina – PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!
03.25.09 at 2:19 pm
Brazil v. Venezuela. Please…..please….
03.25.09 at 2:19 pm
etc. etc. etc.
03.25.09 at 2:20 pm
chinese, japanese, i say neither, they both rock the moaning starfish in bed.
03.25.09 at 2:32 pm
but which is better at not putting octopus in their bums?
03.25.09 at 2:34 pm
I’m going to have to go Japan (they age better as well..).
03.25.09 at 2:51 pm
@Vane$$a
Bitch please, as if you’ve ever had a wife you lonely ass fggt.
@uma theremin
I’S A LESBIAN
@tommy gun
YOU GOT IT STUD!!! i <3 Brazilian girls
@brigid
i think i love you too. HANG OUT SOON!?
03.25.09 at 5:24 pm
a lesbian? just wait until you graduate. you’ll magically become hetero and pop out a few sino tots with some guy you can’t stand. but you’ll be comfortable financially so it should work out well for you.
03.25.09 at 5:35 pm
Chiaka Kuriyama takes the prize always.
03.25.09 at 5:47 pm
WTF? I’m Japanese, and from this shitty comparison I’d have to say that the Chinese are better looking. You’ve done a very poor job at representing my culture. Shame on you.
03.25.09 at 10:06 pm
Japan has Olivia Munn that equals WIN!
03.26.09 at 12:48 am
hot shit
03.26.09 at 2:55 am
Japan wins, hands down.
Who is this Valerie Ang girl and is she hot? Her name sounds Asian…
03.26.09 at 9:18 pm
chinese chicks are only better in real life to date, because 98% of all japanese girls who come to the states are stumpy trash who are on a college tour, only to be whisked away back to japan to become an office flower->knocked up->housewife. Unless you get like Jessica Mizuno out in California and by then her parents are so white that her vag isn’t even slanty anymore.
03.27.09 at 12:14 am
dude, you don’t know who valerie ang is?
haters gon hate.
03.27.09 at 2:13 am
After reviewing the photos and seeing my ex-girlfriend today who is japanese, i’ve decided i am handing it to the chinese today. the photos are just hotter. almost slanted!
i still got love for yarr *yall
03.27.09 at 2:50 am
that is ssexy as hell, pls do more !!!
finally something cool, doye !@
03.28.09 at 4:50 pm
korea
08.03.09 at 3:38 pm
china wins in a mudslide
01.21.10 at 7:19 pm