We (girls) don’t have a problem with you getting boners for pretty girls. We just wish your taste was a little more refined. Here’s 12 pics of girls you like and 12 pics of girls we would prefer you liked
FIRST: 12 GIRLS GUYS LIKE BUT GIRLS THINK IT’S LAME TO LIKE
Avril Lavigne
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Carmen Electra
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Britney Spears
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Christina Aguilera
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Hayden Panettiere
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Gemma Atkinson
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Jennifer Aniston
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Sarah Michelle Gellar
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Rachel Stevens
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Nicole Scherzinger
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Keely Hazell
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Shakira
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SECOND: 12 GIRLS GUYS SHOULD LIKE BUT DON’T ALWAYS WE’D PREFER YOU LIKE
Kristin Kreuk
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Maggie Q
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Elena Suchkov
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Kemp Muhl
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Olga Kurylenko
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Rosie Huntington
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Renata Fukumura
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Olga Sherer (Man, there’s a lot of Olgas here)
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Alena Seredova
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Gisele Bundchen
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Jenna Berman
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Monica Belucci
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There’s a difference between not liking a girl and not knowing who the hell she is. I would like to meet the guy who thinks Carmen Electra’s Rodman and Navarro tainted fanny is more appealing than any of the 12 girls we’re “supposed” to like now that we’ve seen them. That said thank you very much for the best article to ever appear on this site!
03.09.09 at 2:04 pm
wow, you really do suck buckets of assholes.
this is sooo lame, it’s beyond belief; workin’ the whole, “boys like blue, girls like pink” angle.
get real.
03.09.09 at 2:05 pm
WELL COME ON WHERE IS STACEY LANDON FROM “WHAT NOT TO WERE” ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL??????
03.09.09 at 2:06 pm
every time i see a picture of Keely i shit out my heart before i even realize who it is. After seeing the new twelve i got a lot of cleaning up to do.
03.09.09 at 2:11 pm
nobody knows who the second 12 are, but yes they are waaaaaaaaaaay fitter
03.09.09 at 2:11 pm
Find me a straight guy who doesn’t love Giselle Bundchen, I defy you.
03.09.09 at 2:12 pm
Im so happy you put up Hayden Panetierre and Jennifer Aniston
03.09.09 at 2:17 pm
This article does not make any sense. Which men “don’t always” like the ultra-fuckable whores in the second section? Faggots, that’s who. The bitch that wrote this is just jealous that she’s no where near as fuckable as any of the famous sluts in the opening salvo.
03.09.09 at 2:18 pm
The only guy who prefers anyone on the first list over anyone on the second is way more likely to be reading Maxim than Street Carnage, so what’s the point of this?
03.09.09 at 2:20 pm
goofy-ass photoshop on shakira
also: giselle butt-chen is on the second list why? what guys do you know that DON’T wanna fuck supermodels? this seems like a “big titty vs. small titty” list.
03.09.09 at 2:25 pm
goofy-ass photoshop on shakira
also: giselle butt-chen is on the second list why? what guys do you know that DON’T wanna fuck supermodels? this seems like a “big titty vs. small titty” list.
i would fuck every single girl on this list and thank god on my deathbed for the opportunity and the bounty he provides to his lowly servant. this really is dumb as shit
03.09.09 at 2:27 pm
hey, ladies. good news! we love all of you, especially when you’re nekkid. you can be giselle or jennifer aniston, but you’re still lookin’ pretty darn good to us.
even better news, if you’re a little chunky, you still look great nekkid! it’s the way your clothes fit you that you have to do something about.
03.09.09 at 2:28 pm
i dont know who any of those girls are in the second list
03.09.09 at 2:33 pm
so gentlemen do prefer blondes then?
anyway, i’m off to fix my car so i can drive to football.
03.09.09 at 2:34 pm
I still fuck the hookers down the block.
03.09.09 at 2:39 pm
i like vaginas and women who let me inside of them. for realz.
03.09.09 at 2:44 pm
hell yeah tits. quality tits. you could lose a few of the scrawny broads and get some healthy talent up there this shit would be 100%.
03.09.09 at 2:47 pm
your first list is totally lacking in creativity, super lame, and who the fuck thinks Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera are still hot? that being said, the second list is boner inspiring, 10’s and 11’s for the lot of them
03.09.09 at 3:00 pm
I like my women much dirtier (not in a Carmen Electra or Christina Aguilera way, yo Cincy and da ‘burgh represent) and less airbrushed than what we have here, but this will do. What I really need is some mega-marginalized white bitches.
03.09.09 at 3:02 pm
Supermodels and Bond girls? Obviously the second list is much hotter. I thought you were going post those freaky skinny Prada girls or something. No shit Bond girls are much hotter than Britney and Arvil.
03.09.09 at 3:04 pm
SuperPost
03.09.09 at 3:04 pm
This really has to be the most retarded post ever on SBTVC.
Also, I’m a guy and can’t stand at least eight of your first dozen. Guys are into Jennifer Aniston? Really?
03.09.09 at 3:12 pm
mmmm MAXIMY!
03.09.09 at 3:12 pm
@blank
The first list is from FHM’s 100 sexiest women of 2008…
The second list is just a collection of girls i want to fingerbang so that’s why some people haven’t heard of ‘em.
BIG UP’S @JIM JOE
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@PINK TREAT
yes it’s true i’m just a jealous horse face because i’m nowhere near the boner level of the girls in the first set.
03.09.09 at 3:17 pm
So basically we’re supposed to like girls that weigh 100 lbs? What the hell do you want from us? All you do is complain about how society turns you into anorexic bulimic vomit zombies and then you tell us that those are exactly the kinds of girls we should be in to. Gisele is the exception there by the way.
03.09.09 at 3:32 pm
“@PINK TREAT
yes it’s true i’m just a jealous horse face because i’m nowhere near the boner level of the girls in the first set.”
Familiarity breeds contempt. If the girls in the second list had as much media attention as those in the first list, you’d think it was lame for us to like them as well.
At the end of the day, though, whilst we can all agree that the girls in the second list are on the whole a classier lot than their bleached MTV bimbo counterparts, we men just see pretty faces, tits and arse.
And Avril Lavigne looks fucking irresistable in that picture.
03.09.09 at 3:36 pm
now let’s have one of you fine fellows post the top 12 guys that you think women are stupid for wanting and then the ones that you think are hot.
ahahaha….eh.
but seriously, that’d be spiffy.
03.09.09 at 3:37 pm
Valerie Ang you missed the mark on this post. i hope they take it off.
03.09.09 at 3:49 pm
http://www.hotrodhon.com/sphincter.jpg
03.09.09 at 3:55 pm
Carmen Electra? There are more economical ways to fuck Predator’s face
03.09.09 at 3:56 pm
this is completely retarded because the last 12 girls are the girls that every guy dreams of. the first 12 and just lame-ass pop culture icons that only 12 year old girls care about (minus a few of course).
but seriously though, suck it, i dream about the last 12.
03.09.09 at 3:57 pm
this is retarded because it’s a jackoff post for guys. a gift from the little lady. where are the naked beasts of burden? and if not nudey men, where are the women of color?
the white man sucks. he so powerfully influences the world that a woman can’t help herself from posting eye candy for him. stop soiling our earth and controlling our behavior on a subconscious level, white fucks.
03.09.09 at 4:04 pm
Should I know who Valerie Ang is?
03.09.09 at 4:05 pm
Mommy likes a pretty baby!
03.09.09 at 4:10 pm
really?
boys like corny hollywood blondes?
boys should like obscure european models that no one’s ever heard of? and lana lang from smallville?
PS. no boy has ever liked jennifer anniston
03.09.09 at 4:12 pm
this sucks so bad. i see no difference in the two lists. the topic is just a huge negative what the fuck.
03.09.09 at 4:14 pm
Renata Fukumura !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111!
03.09.09 at 4:28 pm
Yeah, this is terrible. I was expecting the second list to be full of cool chicks who get their hotness from other areas and don’t confirm to typical “beauty”, but really it was just an underground version of list one. Weak.
03.09.09 at 4:31 pm
funny the ration from blond to brunette no??
03.09.09 at 4:32 pm
Those pictures are awesome but the catagories are so stupid that only a female could have come up with them
03.09.09 at 4:43 pm
yeah this is kind of dumb.
also: olga sherer? frreal? that bending over picture makes her look a lot less sickly than a normal shot of her.
03.09.09 at 4:50 pm
It’s official, you’re fired.
03.09.09 at 5:00 pm
That was amazing, and you are a genius.
03.09.09 at 5:08 pm
haha! gavin’s quote is the winner!
03.09.09 at 5:31 pm
or…comment…fuck you im writing a paper.
03.09.09 at 5:32 pm
ill stick with charlotte gainsbourg, but thanks anyways
03.09.09 at 5:48 pm
awful lot of boob in the woman section
“hey, maybe if i show all my choices topless it’ll trick guys into agreeing with me!”
03.09.09 at 5:50 pm
seriously. Valerie Ang or whatever: you got some “publicity” for your tumblr. Now go away.
03.09.09 at 5:52 pm
want to touch this one? http://ffffound.com/image/8c2ada8c0cfaf10863510ece10a5e9bfb14f7bc1
03.09.09 at 5:57 pm
where are the pictures of you?
03.09.09 at 6:09 pm
@Gavin
FIRED!? i quit!!!
at least i still work for Beckles.
((please don’t fire me Pinky for i hold the knowledge of After Effects above your head))
@zeb
pictures of meeee? on my glob every Thursday the Tumblr community contributes to Semi Nude Pictures Day – if you track back in my archive you’ll find some pics of my vagine. SKEET YA LATER
03.09.09 at 6:14 pm
No man wants or needs any of those images. A major mistake that inexperienced and/or bad artists make is to believe that what they need and what their audience needs are the same thing. Assuming that they are the same is the easy route. Actually living life and mastering psychology to the point where you understand the inner workings of complete strangers (see artists like Dostoevsky) is the hard route. When you’re able to tell people what they need AND want before they’re even aware of it, you might be on to something. Until then, you’re making shaving cream commercials.
@wood-eni-body: Yep.
03.09.09 at 6:15 pm
@Val: Can we get a link?
03.09.09 at 6:17 pm
it’s not a list that missed the mark because it’s hot chicks v. hot chicks, girls get more of a psychological turn-on and so while the first list is repulsive, the second is drool-worthy. that’s what Valerie means, I think. she should have specified that better in the beginning, but these are great photos she’s searched for
@Anonymous from 4:04PM, “the little lady”? “Retarded”? And…you’re blaming Valerie for not being culturally sensitive?
03.09.09 at 6:18 pm
^^i think i was funning around but i never can tell with me. i take it calling out the old “white fucks” didn’t make you bat an eyelash? i’ll put that on my ok-to-use list of culturally sensitive phrases.
03.09.09 at 6:23 pm
I don’t get this site anymore.
03.09.09 at 6:29 pm
@Vane$$a i kind of hate you but here:
HERE IS MY VAGINE//TUMACHE
http://valri.tumblr.com/post/76014476
HERE ARE MY NON-EXISTENT BREASTS
http://valri.tumblr.com/post/78171351
Have fun with Photoshop those images haters!
Send me them at 8b1tch@gmail.com thanx
03.09.09 at 6:33 pm
this is fucking irritation inducing to a whole new fucking level that i don’t usually land on unless im at work playing office bitch
i think i could do this better. actually hold the phone, i want vane$$a to do this very very badly
03.09.09 at 6:40 pm
@carlingus YOU PROBS ARE VANE$$A
ya’ll are just jelly i get to post stuff on the same site as Blogninja & Gavin & Beckle-eckles!
SUCK IT HATERS FALL BACK
03.09.09 at 6:58 pm
No wonder, you’re an animator.
03.09.09 at 7:17 pm
i was…really disappointed by this.
i agree with the ‘12 chicks dudes like for some reason’
however i do not at all approve the chick version. sorry, drunk. but this probably even intensifies my anger at the fact shannon sossamon wasn’t included. or somebody who isn’t some random model. no shit they’re hot. they’re just as bad as the ‘chicks dude like for some reason’. dudes like shit with tits and tight tummies and MYEAH MEAYH AHSGDHA. they like vaginas. why not throw some examples in of truly interesting people that they’d prefer. not like brain smart-time interesting because well…obvi fuck that. i’m irriated when it takes some imagination for a dude to see why somebodies hot. god. i’ll stop. i’m too annoyed. i like unique faces. in chicks and dudes. every chick thrown in there was ridicuously boring.
03.09.09 at 7:47 pm
Save us some work and just post the link to these photos of you.
03.09.09 at 8:01 pm
I feel like someone just cut my nuts off and then crucified them over an open flame. This has to be a joke. They’re all robots.
03.09.09 at 8:08 pm
Awesome! THANKS VAL! hotnEssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss…
03.09.09 at 8:12 pm
half these girls are half-asian.
03.09.09 at 8:26 pm
This was badly conceived and horribly executed. I hope to god you are licking someone’s ass at SBTC, otherwise they have lost all sense of quality control. And if you don’t think every guy on here would know that pic of Shakira is fake, you don’t know shit about men honey!
03.09.09 at 9:03 pm
bored of womens taste in women
03.09.09 at 9:05 pm
so where she at?
03.09.09 at 9:08 pm
at first i was thinking this was gonna be feminist in some way. like not just skinny-ass anorexic chicks, but maybe chicks guys can actually expect to, like, see in real life. or at least not over-made up skinny chicks, idk.
03.09.09 at 10:04 pm
it would’ve been not as shit
if you worked the feminist angle.
a picture of Miranda July after
Sarah Michelle Gellar would
have been goofy, fun &
entertaining. learn from
this mistake you fucking
woman.
03.09.09 at 10:16 pm
they’re all the same: airbrushed, ultra-skinny, super-feminine models. pretty but uninteresting. do girls really care that we like less famous versions of the same chick?
03.09.09 at 10:20 pm
what if I don’t like either list?
03.09.09 at 10:29 pm
the only thing that could have made this post and the ensuing comments shittier is if this had a feminist angle.
1. The bitches of list #2 are super hot and their like has always been n always will b regarded as super hot. N don’t give me that ” but the women in renaissance paintings were fat ” argument. Rubens liked fat bitches; most guys probably didn’t. just look at ancient indian and egyptian art, those women would still be vanilla hot chicks today.
2. Where the fuck is Shannyn Sossamon? She’s the pinnacle of androgynous/ethnically ambiguous.
3. Why are some Russians so dark? Whats up with that?
03.09.09 at 10:41 pm
So supermodels instead of Maxim models. Basically, you would like men to have better taste. And since I already prefer the second 12, I can only assume you hang around Maxim readers. Maybe you should be writing a list of 12 smart guys you could hang around instead of the 12 date rapists you do hang around.
03.10.09 at 12:13 am
NO GUYS LIKE JENIFER ANISTON
03.10.09 at 12:51 am
where’s topanga from boy meets world? that chick has such a fat pussy i just want to dive in it and do that thing dogs do where they lie on their back and do the twist
03.10.09 at 1:23 am
You mean I should like Russian models? Done and done.
03.10.09 at 2:30 am
why aren’t any of the germangoogirls.com ladies on the second list?
03.10.09 at 2:36 am
The only decent whore on either of those lists is Christina Aguilera.
03.10.09 at 3:01 am
to ew:
while im sure most men, past/present/future/, would not turn down the very good looking women in list 2, dont pull the “i know dudes now, therefore dudes in the past liked the same pussy i like, across the board (cept for rubens)” bullshit.
same shit as being like “im a western male and i love skinny white pussy, so obviously every man in every part of the world will love it like i do”
03.10.09 at 3:09 am
no fucking way, lets clarify. i would bone any of the 24 ladies but i would rather fuck the last 12. what fucking prefer the first 12? you must think men are complete fucking mogoloids. it doesn’t hurt that the last twelve are showing more tits and buttmeat. but even without that the last twelve are hands down hotter, they just don’t get as much face time in normal media.
03.10.09 at 3:57 am
“The only guy who prefers anyone on the first list over anyone on the second is way more likely to be reading Maxim than Street Carnage, so what’s the point of this?”
that^
03.10.09 at 4:42 am
I’d bang Mr. Belvedere before I’d bang Avril Levine. What a cunt.
03.10.09 at 7:12 am
jennifer anniston looks like a dude but i’d fuck the other 23 fo sheeeeeeeeze. ain’t even matter.
03.10.09 at 7:14 am
@Chingo Gringo
actually, all my guy friends have a masters degree is amazing
SEE:
http://flickr.com/photos/valang/tags/boyz/
@3D titz (or anyone who wants to see my newdz)
follow link above, hit profile, hit click, hit archive, have fun searching
” Cap’n Glitterfuzz Says:
03.09.09 at 7:17 pm
No wonder, you’re an animator.”
FAVE CMNT!!! Animator jokes are automatic win.
03.10.09 at 7:14 am
http://valri.tumblr.com/
Plenty of pics of her. She looks like Margaret Cho, except slightly less fat. Explains a lot, really.
03.10.09 at 7:18 am
Aww, she has a dog and is a real human and stuff. I’m sorry, Valerie, I’m sure you’re a very nice lady and don’t look very much like Margaret Cho at all. Just stop posting these stupid photo collections, please.
03.10.09 at 7:23 am
1.) when all else fails show tits.
2.) I don’t like any of these girls … whatever happened to winners like Joan of Arc, Rosa Ponselle or Amelia Earhart? I would prefer Wonder Woman to any of these clones.
2A.) Of course real winners have talent and don’t have to show tits.
3.) Since when did Street Boners and TV Carnage become a poor man’s Vice Magazine? Should we expect more of this?
4.) Boys vs. Girls was interesting in the first couple thousand years of existence as a species … at this point I think we need everyone at the table doing the best they can.
5.) I like black girls (I am a small dicked white man) … how come there are no black girls, do girls not like black girls?
6.) This is obvious.
03.10.09 at 7:56 am
The only person here remotely interesting is Olga Sherer and thats only because she looks like the Irish fashion model version of Shelley Duvall (lead actress from the Shining.)
03.10.09 at 8:04 am
are you really concerned what I’m jerking off to?
03.10.09 at 8:05 am
http://www.bushgalleries.com/
03.10.09 at 8:05 am
maybe something was lost in translation…
03.10.09 at 8:09 am
yeah this pretty much is completely wrong. nice try though. do you actually know any guys?
03.10.09 at 4:33 pm
as if this wasn’t lame enough, she keeps checking back on the comments and trying to entice us to drive up hits on her tumblr page or whatever it is.
03.10.09 at 4:45 pm
Haha girls think we care that these girls have names.
03.13.09 at 5:07 pm
so thin white brunette girls instead of thin blond white girls? can do.
03.25.09 at 2:46 pm
Awersome
08.16.09 at 2:54 am
how the hell did sarah michelle gellar end up on the first list? i’m outraged! i agree with the others. sort of. actually i don’t really care about most of them either way. i don’t even know who nicole scherzinger is. but leave sarah michelle gellar alone! she’s lovely.
09.06.09 at 1:24 am
and sarah michelle gellar’s a natural brunette anyway, so there
09.06.09 at 1:26 am
i’ve just worked out that olga thing. you see, the problem here is that whoever wrote this seems a little insecure about themselves and about where they come from and perhaps longs to be more sophisticated. the european girls have this illusion of sophistication (by being foreign and exotic) and intelligence (by speaking english as a second language maybe?) and probably represent who you’d like to be. or maybe you’re just trying display sophisticated tastes. maybe. some of us men are very discerning, and have discerned to sarah michelle gellar.
having said all that, i fucking hate britney spears and cristina aguilera. and carmen electra.
09.06.09 at 1:41 am
Fine choices in the 2nd 12, they really show up the first 12 for the skanks that they are.
01.30.10 at 3:17 am