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21 Comments
  1. lb Says:

    david keyes makes good conversatin’


  2. drippy dog dix and cum bubbles or something Says:

    earths (sic) water is the mostest stupidest, it would make a cool hallway poster if I was around 20 years old. No frame.


  3. Chachi and the MS-13s Says:

    Enjoyed.


  4. cuntvomit Says:

    Damn, that walrus has a pop can weiner.


  5. snowboard with skateboards tit Says:

    I am so offend by this is post! fuck the taliban!


  6. Clayton. Says:

    I didn’t get the Earth’s Water one. Does that make me ‘tarded?


  7. yes retard Says:

    The sphere on top of the earth, represents all the earths water, compared to the earth.


  8. a4awesome Says:

    i love hood rats hahahaha


  9. JuCIFER Says:

    FUCK.
    THAT HULK HOGAN PIECE SHOULD BE AT MOMA.


  10. Clayton. Says:

    Eh, I guess it was intended to indicate the amount of potable water and just missed the mark? Borderline funny. The walrus cock is the best, though.


  11. lol@u Says:

    good ones. I don’t know why the Ray Charles one made me laugh, but it did.


  12. milky Says:

    HOGAN DID 9/11!


  13. drippy dog dix and cum bubbles or something Says:

    Damn Clayton, I am pretty sure the Earths Water one wasn’t intended to be funny. It’s just so shitty, that it’s awesome-ish.


  14. 666 Says:

    goddamn it, i love street carnage.


  15. Clayton. Says:

    Yeah, but it wasn’t even that funny of a failure. I LOLed hard at the Ray Charles one.


  16. Dr Furious Says:

    I agree with JuCIFER on this. That Hogan picture is the fucking best.


  17. Bramladesh Surprise Says:

    Time for the ol’ 4chan/Tumblr image grab


  18. jss Says:

    black kids with large toad trumps all


  19. latonya Says:

    good ones. hulk and ray charles made me laff out loud…sorry bramladesh dude, i appreciate not having to go through tumblr on my own fucking valuable time (i have a job) i prefer mr. keyes to assemble for me. god, you are a fucking downer.


  20. Sal Says:

    What is stupid about the mick jagger/and warhol one?

    Is it stupid in an stupid awesome kind of way?


  21. jesus wiped my ass Says:

    fuck you people


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