New York’s horniest photographer, the Arab Parrot is back after almost 10 years in LA and he’s ready to talk about important stuff like poon. Street Carnage went through the best looking girls from his site and asked Parrot tough questions like, “What girls are better, NY’s or LA’s?”
Street Carnage: So yeah, which ones are hotter?
Arab Parrot: Girls in NY like to party and they like to fuck. They’re cooler and have way more style. They can bro down and they know how to hustle their own shit and not be on a search for someone to take care of them. Girls in LA are fucking pussies for the most part and more interested in the size of your whip than the size of your dick. LA girls are fucking corny. Even if they’re hot, they usually have no style or all look the same. A lot of them are lil’ rich girls livin on daddy’s dime and are all moving to NY where they become iPod DJs wearing a tiara.
They don’t really drink either right?
Most the hot ones in LA are fucking sober so they go home at 2AM and hang out on Facebook. I’m sure these girls exist in NY too but there’s so many chicks it doesn’t annoy you as much cuz theres always another hottie around the corner.
There’s thousands more single women in New York than in LA so it’s way easier to get laid here. Agreed?
NY is the only place I know where scumbags with no money can turn out a hot chick. That’s why I’m here now. You won’t see a rad chick in NY hanging out with a doucehbag wearing Ed Hardy.
I’m always freaked out to hear women in LA talking about what kind of car a guy has. I guess the NY equivalent is girls shining guys who live way out in Staten Island or Bushwick or some shit. What’s with that?
LA chicks social climb and look for dudes with money cuz they don’t wanna work. NY girls don’t give a fuck. It might be because LA is boring so it makes for boring people. NY is fast-paced and so are the chicks.
Does this apply to the girls we picked out here? These pictures are 90% LA chicks right?
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Hello?
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[later via email]
I don’t know what happened there but we got cut off. I need an answer for that last question because it sounds like we’re shitting on these girls. What about we say you said something like… Shit! Yeah, they are all mostly LA but these are my girls. My homies. I managed to dig up the 5% of LA girls that are as cool as NY girls. There’s still some cornballs in there though. It’s easy to pick em out etc What about something like that?
Nah, that don’t sound like me, just write in your words about it. We don’t have to say anything about homey or not. Just write an intro, show the chicks, and use the answers I gave you. That answer you wrote don’t sound like me dude.
All right, I’ll just put that in then.
Ha ha!
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Not sure what kind of voodoo mojo this guy is using but he just made a pile of gay shit look badass.
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All Tomorrow’s Parties is a great place to see people passed out on couches while their favorite band plays down the hall.
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So this is what happens when Iranians are not monitored by the culture police.
09.12.08 at 11:24 am
best post
09.12.08 at 11:53 am
didn’t he shit on steve aoki’s face pillow
09.12.08 at 11:55 am
SO THIS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SOME CREAP FROM SOME SHIT BLOG GOES TO EVERY SHITTY PARTY IN THE BOOK AND TAKES PHOTOS OF GIRLS HE’LL NEVER GET WITH BECUASE HE’S AN F GRADE GREASEBALL. U LAUGH AT OTHER PEOPLES GEAR? LOOK AT YOUR HOT FUNKYMAN STYLE IN THE LOHAN PIC, U FUCKING HOMOSEXUAL DICKRIDER.
I SUGGEST YOU TAKE YOU AND YOUR FUCKING GREASY HAIR AND SLIP AND SLIDE BACK TO LA HOMOLIPS.
09.12.08 at 12:05 pm
thats not him in the lohan pic thats eli from shut
09.12.08 at 12:12 pm
Can’t wait for the NYC edition!
09.12.08 at 12:54 pm
fuck, i need to move to LA
09.12.08 at 1:05 pm
what happened Arfin? he made you go ass to mouth with promises of being grouped in with his slew of fine women didnt he? tsk tsk…
09.12.08 at 1:09 pm
some of these are in NY, I recognize beatrice
09.12.08 at 1:19 pm
Parrot is the new Streetboners! No bums. No ugly chicks. Quality!
J.K. He got bums on his site fa sho.
09.12.08 at 1:27 pm
that dudes the homey
09.12.08 at 1:32 pm
WOWWWWWWWWWWWW.
09.12.08 at 1:36 pm
bonerfest ‘08
09.12.08 at 2:01 pm
Where’s the tits? Where’s the color? All these girls are skinny and white
09.12.08 at 2:10 pm
What’s up with that picture of Emo Philips eating a bowl of pho?
09.12.08 at 3:14 pm
this is good. all the shit i likez. tits. butts. brown gurlz. white gurlz. long legs.yellowish gurlz. some tits. some nice plump asses. good side boob. gurlz. and butts. chicks are the best. i can’t stay mad when they do dumb shit. they have all the parts that i love.
09.12.08 at 3:21 pm
140856. That’s the girl this site just named quite possibly the hottest girl of all time. Some Rockers NYC post. Nice tittays. Glad I know her.
09.12.08 at 4:35 pm
that braces lady blew my fucking mind. it was probably the tcb.
09.12.08 at 5:01 pm
babes
09.12.08 at 6:38 pm
http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/243736291_977_original.jpg
this girl looks familiar is she famous or something????
even if she is or isn’t she should ditch the zero and get with the hero.
09.12.08 at 7:13 pm
dude, needs a tongue scraping. that thing must smell like shiiiiiiiiit.
09.12.08 at 7:26 pm
well that was just about the best wank session i’ve had in a while…
09.12.08 at 7:27 pm
also, less white girls would be much appreciated next time.
09.12.08 at 7:28 pm
Excellent post.
More, please.
09.12.08 at 10:48 pm
caps lock is cruise control for coooooooooooool
09.13.08 at 4:49 am
“I guess the NY equivalent is girls shining guys who live way out in Staten Island or Bushwick or some shit”
where is this term “to shine” from? i remember skateboarders and punks using it on the canadian west coast (vancouver and victoria) growing up, but i haven’t really heard it since until this. it staggers the mind to think that it came from there, but maybe it’s californian? is it just skate? i know you don’t care, but maybe you might. r.s.v.p.
09.13.08 at 11:48 am
http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/243736291_977_original.jpg
Is an american apparel model…
09.13.08 at 9:06 pm
this is like some 14 year olds myspace. where your glitter text jesus fuckin christ.
paging mr. blognigger…you are needed at the worst post on the internet.
09.14.08 at 1:26 pm
Fags will look at this and say, “ew.” All I want to do is have every one of these girls sit on my chest and piss and fags just want to dress them up.
09.14.08 at 7:30 pm
fap overload.
09.14.08 at 9:07 pm
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09.14.08 at 11:44 pm
this post sucks. i just got to work on a monday morning and now i’m all wriled up and i ain’t gonna get shit done cause i got sideboobs on the mind. thanks.
09.15.08 at 9:39 am
Reza is the homey, but his critiques of the Los Angeles slut community aren’t entirely accurate. It’s not surprising that he finds the cream of the dumb, rich, conceited and sealed crop at Teddy’s. Why not broaden the search to public pools, churches…..ah fuck it, he’s right.
Lick the asshole of Ernest P. Worrell’s corpse New York.
09.15.08 at 2:24 pm
bitch on the trampoline was heidi montag pre tits, i swear. that’s my non news break for today.
09.15.08 at 4:57 pm
thanks.
09.16.08 at 1:03 am
Way too many lesbians.
09.16.08 at 9:50 am
what a fucking douche-drinker.
so girls in LA fuck for money and girls in NYC fuck to be accepted by some bullshit hipster scene-kids
i’ll bet this guys never fucked a sober girl in his life.
09.22.08 at 2:57 pm
SOBER BITCHES SUCK
11.06.08 at 12:13 am