Comments on: SEX TUESDAYS: 33 SEX TIPS

By: Tex

Tex — Wed, 27 May 2009 15:39:24 +0000

What the fuck is wrong with Schlitterbahn Waterpark?

By: WhatWhatInTheButt

WhatWhatInTheButt — Thu, 21 May 2009 09:32:06 +0000

On the missionary position justification in #20, as a woman confident in her body and her sexuality, I like missionary BECAUSE IT’S EASIEST TO GET OFF, assholes. even sexually less experienced men probably know that it’s not always easy for us women to get off from intercourse and particularly when you add in the factor of doing so within a similar timeframe to when the men we’re fucking are getting off (meaning for optimal mutual comfort i want to get off shortly before or after him), I enjoy a position where my fingers have easy access to my clit and tongue (for extra lubrication). The whole ‘missionary is vanilla’ ad campaign is clearly male-oriented propaganda.

By: SARS

SARS — Wed, 20 May 2009 19:42:58 +0000

I’m really hoping the mens health article was a joke

I cant possibly fathom that these tips are ’serious’ coming from these so-called ’sexperts’

Sounds like a conniving giggle-fest on their end

By: Vane$$a in Bitch Mode

Vane$$a in Bitch Mode — Wed, 20 May 2009 15:03:17 +0000

Last 10 comments written by blognigger.

By: Anna

Anna — Wed, 20 May 2009 12:10:34 +0000

Haha good job on this post.. it’s about fucking time!

By: Fat one from the backstreet boys

Fat one from the backstreet boys — Wed, 20 May 2009 11:45:16 +0000

Has this guy written for S before? This is genuinely funny, how can that be? Bring back Kyle and his terrible fucking dogshit writing, huge cock and downes syndrome face I say.

By: teenage witch

teenage witch — Wed, 20 May 2009 05:39:28 +0000

bravo! bravo!

By: teenage wizard

teenage wizard — Wed, 20 May 2009 05:30:07 +0000

to quote myspace, “kudos”

this had me laughing. to all who claim it’s too long, can you seriously not pay attention for the 5 minutes it takes to read 1,250 words?

By: Lovehawk (Thee Oh Gee)

Lovehawk (Thee Oh Gee) — Wed, 20 May 2009 04:32:54 +0000

Uproarious, tender, barbed, droll, perhaps the finest of posts yet. Readers all of us ought join together in a loud hum of approbation.

By: HalfAfrican

HalfAfrican — Wed, 20 May 2009 02:34:48 +0000

20. Blindfold Yourself

Many women who are insecure about their bodies stick to the missionary position because you can’t see their bodies that way. If you really can’t see her because your eyes are covered, she’ll do a lot more with you, to you, and for you.

Um. No. Even if she isn’t insecure about her body, she’s going to be if she thinks you need a blindfold to fuck her. Why not just throw a bag over her head and tape some pornography to the spot where her face used to be?

That shit had me LOLing. and I fucking hate people who write LOL