STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » 347 SKATEBOARDERS RODE PAST MY HOUSE

June 21st was and always will be Go Skateboarding Day where skaters choose the former in the “skate or die” ultimatum in a global effort to prevent AIDS from hurting babies in Africa and Iraq because they don’t want Blood for Oil or violence. I counted about 347 going past my house for Emerica’s version in Brooklyn called Wild in the Streets. This was only a tiny fraction of the faction.

UPDATE: Here’s the YouTube version of this page turner of a video.

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13 Comments

nicky crane Says:

These non-youtube embedded videos never work for me. I guess that means my computer sucks and I should get with the 21st fucking century.

06.23.08 at 4:22 pm
nicky crane Says:

79..100!

06.23.08 at 4:23 pm
um no Says:

I was one block up from you. That street was not so bad, except for the morons who ignored the stop sign and almost got plowed down by 2 yuppies on Harley’s.

Then I turned to the left and saw on ( Main St. ) about 3,000 kids just flow right on by like a big scary wave! The bridge was packed as well!!

Go Skate Day = Skate Like a Moron Day!

06.23.08 at 4:56 pm
Taeil Says:

Wild in the Streets!!! Skating! Skating!

06.23.08 at 5:38 pm
pinkus Says:

Yeah, these things never work for me either. Stick with youtube.

06.23.08 at 8:11 pm
- Says:

good thing you counted them all…

06.23.08 at 8:32 pm
dorito breath Says:

why did i just watch this whole thing? nothing on tv at alllll lately

06.23.08 at 10:23 pm
sweet little fag Says:

So is everything gay-themed this week?

06.24.08 at 2:17 am
bob Says:

stop counting and grab a board.

06.24.08 at 2:43 am
chestal Says:

bob – You obviously haven’t seen gavin skate before.
it is kind of like watching your mom try to chuck a snowball.
Count yourself lucky that you spent 3 minutes listening to him do numbers instead of witnessing an awkward attempt at a boneless one.

06.24.08 at 1:00 pm
Lomeli Says:

watch this a few times, it gets better

06.24.08 at 2:44 pm
chestal Says:

Rain Gavin rocks. Def… definitely 347 skateboarders.

06.24.08 at 3:33 pm
DamnDanMan Says:

you skipped from 79 to 100 you dumbass.

06.25.08 at 12:53 am

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