To commemorate 4/20 4:20, I present to you something I thought was incredibly funny when I was stoned out of my fucking mind the other night. It’s another, “Hi me, it’s high me” situation and I gotta say, as a sober person, this does not sound even remotely funny.
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In case you can’t hear the baked whispering, the concept is: an old lady finds everything so adorable, when she catches a burglar in her house she says, “My, aren’t you a sneaky Christopher.” No idea what a sneaky Christopher is or why that would be amusing but when I was under the influence of drugs this seemed like a historical piece of comedy. You may need to get stoned to see if I was right or not.
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We sound the same whence high.
04.20.09 at 4:54 pm
megalols! ahahah, a sneaky christopher!
04.20.09 at 5:10 pm
im not stoned, yet, but this is a funny concept
04.20.09 at 5:36 pm
hahhah im not stoned and sneaky christopher made me laugh
04.20.09 at 5:53 pm
lolz @ “sneaky christopher”. so good.
04.20.09 at 5:54 pm
“You sneaky christopher” – gonna say that all the time now…pure funny!
04.20.09 at 6:16 pm
i’m not stoned so i just bypassed.
04.20.09 at 6:23 pm
ok i listened and it was so cute! like so cute.
04.20.09 at 6:24 pm
that shit is hilarious Gav. Please do more of these. x
04.20.09 at 7:12 pm
LOVE IT
04.20.09 at 7:23 pm
i’d say it was atleast remotely funny. did you see that jar opener commercial on tv? i was high and theres this old lady struggling to open a jar of pickles. she eventually drops the jar and makes this ridiculous face as the pickle jar smashes to the floor. i imagine her screaming “ooo MY PICKLES!”, in terror. but i don’t think she actually said that at all. because i was high.
04.20.09 at 8:27 pm
i’m not high, drunk or tired and i laguhed so hard that i’ve got a hot soft damp patch between my ass cheeks i don’t even want to think about investigating, it smells and feels like someone is cooking wet grass down there
kudos
04.20.09 at 8:31 pm
You sound like an annoying high person.
04.20.09 at 8:33 pm
I think I appreciate that more as a sober guy than I would as a high guy.
04.20.09 at 9:05 pm
pot makes me gay
i’m not gay.
I’M NOT GAY!
04.20.09 at 9:10 pm
what? are there two of you or just one?
04.20.09 at 11:15 pm
I’m stoned right now, and “sneaky Christopher,” is by far the funniest thing I have ever heard in my entire life.
Well, maybe not that funny, but it was still pretty fucking good.
04.21.09 at 12:16 am
Bunch of hippies couldnt have picked a better day to choose to smoke up weed than on hitlers birthday. How gay..
04.21.09 at 1:17 am
LOLZ
04.21.09 at 3:26 am
It made me laugh, but probably only because of the setup. If I actually saw that, I’m not so sure I’d laugh. The thought of you getting baked and surreptitiously whispering a shitty idea into a handheld recorder so as not to wake the kids is pretty damned funny.
04.21.09 at 11:00 am
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06.16.09 at 11:47 am
so funny
06.16.09 at 12:56 pm
I’m stoned but I’m loling
06.16.09 at 11:52 pm
Stop sucking his dick so much. Ja, it was funny and he’s a funny Canadian guy. Heil Hitler~! & well Get High
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