Comments on: 5 REASONS YOU SHOULDN’T GET INTO A FIGHT

By: Steve Dave

Steve Dave — Tue, 11 May 2010 22:40:06 +0000

Fighting is FUN! Even when you lose. Provided its not some psychotic 4 am last-call-brawl where someone eats curb or gets his face smashed through a car window, but that shits waaay rare. If its a “fair” one-on-one dust up (no knives or bricks or bullets) between two men, then AMEN. Nothing better for breaking up monotony and getting blow-jobs than a good “time I fed this fucker his teeth” tales.

A tall white-boy at a Chicago bus stop picked a fight with me the old-fashioned way: by punching me in the face twice. I was sober as a judge, and when I just stared at him, confused, he backed up, put his head in his arms and said “Let’s go, motherfucker!” So we went. 90 seconds later he was leaking from his nose like a busted faucet and running full speed away from me. My right eyebrow grew to the size of his fist and the migraine lasted for about 5 hours, but that was hands-down the most fun I’ve had in a loooong time.

The best part was the “oohs,” “damns” and “oh fuckS” from the other people at the bus stop as I grabbed his jacket collar and smashed his face with my fists.

By: Ronald Schmunk

Ronald Schmunk — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 12:25:09 +0000

Crunk rules.
Pinch of salt required.
But Vane£££a is off the KEY yo!
Weird.
Word.

By: drippy dog dix and cum bubbles or something

drippy dog dix and cum bubbles or something — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 03:25:04 +0000

I guess I’ll have to agree with the girlfriend thing, even though I don’t want to because I’d rather walk away. I’ve been in many fights, won and lost, and at 32 years old, I’d like to be done with it. I won the last one, but there was nothing about it that made me feel good. Actually, it made me feel like the type of meathead I despise. I do however enjoy reading some of the blustery, bullshit, clichéd bravado posted here in the comments.

By: quadruple x

quadruple x — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 01:19:48 +0000

If anyone does anything to your girlfriend the least bit physical and the least bit wrong, you HAVE to fight. It’s like one of the ten commandments of being alive. It doesn’t matter if you lose and it doesn’t matter if you fight dirty — take a chair to their head when they’re not looking, whatever — you just have to do it. For anything else you can run away.

By: Vane$$a

Vane$$a — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 23:38:40 +0000

Fuck you Crunk. Have you ever heard of “total bullshit?” It’s right there in your mouth. How do you know that the original man isn’t buried under a modern architectural wonder in Europe? Look. I’m fine with some of the brothas and sistas, but I absolutely refuse to anoint anyone the pseudo-sacred “original” (who gives a shit who was first anyways?) based on archeological evidence that’s forever changing. The earth is large. The real original remains could be anywhere. Besides, considering that races have proven genetic differences, it’s a bit hard to believe that we all come from the same African. For Christ’s sake. How stupid need you be?

By: bolo

bolo — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 23:35:17 +0000

there is no “winning” or “losing” a fight; be righteous.

By: Taeil

Taeil — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 22:37:32 +0000

First of all, the main reason if you get raped in prison is because you REFUSE to fight and just take it up the ass.

Second, you might as well do a post like “5 Reasons Not to Do Drugs” or “5 Reasons Not to Fuck A Chick You Met at a Bar” or “5 Reasons to Not Piss Anyone Off” since such things inevitably have various cons. But yeah fighting should be avoided at a considerable cost.

By: Adolf Hitler

Adolf Hitler — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 21:43:28 +0000

And the pussification of America continues. Thanks for nothing, faggot. You deserve to get punched to death if your girl gets her ass pinched and you look the other way like a shiny weasel.

By: homeless.

homeless. — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 21:15:59 +0000

“Why don’t you just hide under a fucking rock with an infinite supply of chapstick while you’re at it?”

hahaha. chapstick.

By: You Rollerblading Faggot

You Rollerblading Faggot — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 21:06:48 +0000

It’s all about odds and probabilities. But just straight out saying all fighting is no good does indeed make you a pussy. Why don’t you just hide under a fucking rock with an infinite supply of chapstick while you’re at it?