You guys know Derrick Beckles right? Welp, something you may not know about Derrick is that after he moved here from Canada, but before he landed in NYC, he resided in South Jersey. Dude used to be a Gino! Here he is hitting the shore at Guido Beach in June 2003:

And here he is in March 2009, taking a Saturday morning stroll down Bedford Ave:

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This entry was posted on 03.20.09 at 1:48 pm by Aviva Yael. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.
37 Comments
  1. badtooth Says:

    hahahhhaaahahhahhhhhhhhHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHHHAAAA!!!


  2. just a cunt hair away Says:

    nice one!


  3. loose changer Says:

    Aviva you still fucking SUCK shit.


  4. Nick Says:

    Holy fucking shit.
    Amazing.
    I saw a real estate agent’s sign the other day.
    The guy’s name was Derrick Breckles.


  5. whiners suck Says:

    Oh my god, guy in got milk shirt is a real live Melungeon!!!!!! I knew dey was fer reaallllz!


  6. . Says:

    Is gavin short?


  7. tommy gun Says:

    Gavin,

    can you something about the blatant racism in Aviva’s posts? this anti-italian bias is so uncreative and base. it really bothers me.

    thank you.


  8. ur doing it rong Says:

    What happened to his Boy Friends head? It’s all squashed.


  9. ur doing it rong Says:

    ZOMG – Eye Brow tweez much?

    so fucking gei dude


  10. whiners suck Says:

    @ur doing it rong: cuz like i said, hes a Melungeon, duh


  11. Satan Davis Jr. Says:

    Maybe Guidos are like that from all the priest sperm that was injected in them during childhood. You shouldn’t judge people based on something over which they had no choice.


  12. Halfclit Nitwit Dumb $hit Says:

    welcome to front street


  13. What? Says:

    Is Italian a race?


  14. Max Racket Says:

    Mr. Muscles works as a security guard at Garden State Plaza, and as the late-night counter boy at a 24-hour gym in Elmwood Park. He’ll freely give out advice about vitamins.


  15. Swedish Guy Says:

    “got muscle” shirt should say “got small penis, small brain and small money i need to compensate for with muscles.” abe lincoln was melungeon. i seen many since they immigrate stockholm. every black immigrate to stockholm.


  16. Chest McGraw Says:

    The guy with the got muscle t-shirt reminds me that 20 years ago dudes like him and Michael Phelps would have been officially called mentally handicapped. We’ve significantly lowered the bar to qualify as normal in this country. I guess we need the labor force.


  17. Beef Says:

    “clubitup.com?” Amazing.


  18. bob "no homo" barker Says:

    got muscle?

    that aint gay.


  19. idk Says:

    America and Europe together at least


  20. Dogfucker Says:

    ” We’ve significantly lowered the bar to qualify as normal in this country.”

    There’s a name for that. It’s called “Affirmative Action.”


  21. YO BEEF Says:

    The website source isn’t the point you . The exact replica of the Guido and Derrick is the joke. Get a sense of humor squarepants. Guido doppleganger? Not bad…


  22. Kennedy Says:

    The “got muscle” guido has tweezer eyebrows AND makeup!


  23. fizzlebottom Says:

    Derrick is so cash. “Got Juice?”


  24. JUST A NORMAL GUY (THE ORIGINAL) Says:

    WELL THIS JUST GOES TO SHOW THAT A BLACK MAN CAN WHERE WHITE FACE BUT WEN NEIL DIAMONDS DOES THE LIBS ALL CALL IN TO THE RADIO COMPLAINING THERE WAS A TIME WHEN THE ITALIANS BUILT THE BUILDINGS AND THE BRIDGES BUT IN THESE TIMES I GUESS A NIGHT WITH PAUL OAKENFOLD COUNTS AS MANLINESS LOL


  25. Dr. Furious Says:

    everyone’s got a dopleganger (or in this case a guidoganger).


  26. Dim Load Says:

    McInnes and Beckles (the new Tim Conway and Harvey Korman) look downright organic next to those two plasticine assrags.

    Anal inter-gender punch-ups rule.


  27. scoop jackson Says:

    Let’s call Let’s call Let’s call.. hey Let’s call the whole thing off!! CHA


  28. scoop jackson Says:

    whoa DOUBLE YOU TEE EFF I didn’t even note that was a chote who I thought whas a Bro-Oat but now I’m thinking Is A Choat.. Pinky Beckles?? dude that first pic looks like you’re in Re-Boot or some shit


  29. Gel Gelmundmann Says:

    Monsieur, how do you catch a drop of water through a rainbow? A: AQUANET


  30. dan forth Says:

    club it UP


  31. Mickey House Says:

    FAKE


  32. Beef Says:

    # YO BEEF Says:
    03.21.09 at 5:30 am

    “The website source isn’t the point you . The exact replica of the Guido and Derrick is the joke. Get a sense of humor squarepants. Guido doppleganger? Not bad…”

    You are a stupid person. You need to get the sense of humor, dolt. I understand the joke, cunt. Is there a book of rules for posting on Street Carnage that I haven’t read? I had no idea that I could only post about the subject matter in the post and was not allowed to find humor in something else. I hope you become a bouquet of flowers on the side of the highway.


  33. Chachi and the MS-13s Says:

    Holy Jeez!


  34. toto Says:

    that thing on the right is scary


  35. doodyhead Says:

    italians should be put in THE CAMPS


  36. Taeil Says:

    And some still doubt the Moors were black….


  37. stewed Says:

    that’s the same dudes in both pictures fuck!


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