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As someone living in a city where it’s a felony (second-last blurb) to own a bb gun, it is especially sad to hear about people who could have been armed, getting shot by angry nerds low on fellatio. Why is it our first instinct when we hear about school shootings is “no more guns?” How about we hold up our gruel plates and ask the orphanage, “More guns please?” Virginia Tech was one gun away from salvation. It would have been Seung-Hui Cho giving one of his mouth-breathing lectures, “You don’t know what you have done to me and now you will have to-“ BLAM. Finished.
Remember that shooting in Colorado in December? One angle the press avoided was the part where a female security guard pulled out her handgun and “just kept walking toward the gunman pressing off round after round.” Yes please.
As we pointed out here, guns are great and the more good guys that own them the more bad guys that die. Check out this WWII vet who blew away two kids that were trying to stab and rob him yesterday.
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Being straight edge as a kid is a great way to rebel against: puking, getting pregnant, and wrapping your parent’s car around a tree.
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Shoot everyone! Yeah!
BLAM.
02.15.08 at 1:39 pm
I see why you left Vice now. Cause like Steve-O, you’ve gone completely nuts. And now you’re out to really spout all your ultra-right wing shit that you got from your businessman father.
One thing though. This isn’t your fucking country, so stop talking like it is.
I can’t believe Cross and Zinner would hang out with you.
They don’t have guns in Britain, and you rarely get shootings or armed robberies. And people fight. We should encourage fighting again in schools, instead of baby-boomer “no fighting”, fighting=violence. Fighting does not equal violence. Guns=violence.
02.15.08 at 2:23 pm
We should fight with empty guns!! Gunslappin instead of bitchslappin!
02.15.08 at 2:43 pm
99% of the population is basically retarded, and you want to arm them?
02.15.08 at 2:57 pm
I agree with more guns, the more dead americans, the better.
02.15.08 at 3:17 pm
where is it said that you have to agree with someone to hang out with them anyways. why is everyone so fucking boring. wahhhh
02.15.08 at 3:23 pm
I don’t think anyone is responsible enough to own a gun. Inevitably, everyone is going to get angry, freak out or do something stupid and it’s probably best that they don’t have a pistol in their pocket when that happens.
02.15.08 at 5:31 pm
People. Responsible individuals do not shoot others. Maybe 99% of the population are retards, but they all innately follow a social contract, which is basically, ‘I don’t fuck you, you don’t fuck with me.’
Just because more people have guns doesn’t mean there will be more murders. If someone wanted to murder someone else, they don’t need a gun to do it.
02.15.08 at 5:32 pm
Jesus, I was an asshole. Look at that shit-covered excuse for an argument.
Oh, well. Live and learn.
02.15.08 at 6:02 pm
mothafucka people can’t even handle big knifes properly why ya wanna go ahead n’ give ‘em a gun?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCdbwXeqV-k&feature=related
02.15.08 at 6:02 pm
You’re right. I’m pretty boring. Gavin is much more exciting than I am.
But seriously, rallying for more guns in America. This place isn’t intelligent enough for it.
02.15.08 at 8:51 pm
I hope no one shoots me while I’m shooting someone else, who’s shooting some other people, before I get a chance to explain that I’M A FUCKING HERO.
02.15.08 at 9:54 pm
Mr. Mcinnes has accomplished more in this country (Vice; global trend-setting empire that you try to dress like. dos n donts, coke) than most Americans of the Jules variety. Stop holding him back. BTW, who the fuck wants to be like the British? Not real Americans. Oh, and Cross and Zinner Follow GM around just to catch the jokes that fall out of his head. Also, voicing your opinions via blog comment is about as effective to a cause as wearing an “Impeach Bush” t-shirt did for impeaching the president. Its almost over and nothing happened! Knee-jerk liberals never get anything done. Good argument though. Check out my name! punpunpunpunpunpunpunpun
02.15.08 at 10:20 pm
Yes! More “good guys” should have guns!
Yay for “good guys”!
All they should have to do is show their “good guy” certificate at the gun shop and that’s that!
Simple!!
02.15.08 at 10:25 pm
guns = population control
02.15.08 at 11:41 pm
it’s either guns or abortions, people.
02.15.08 at 11:53 pm
My dead hand will get cold enough for you to pry the gun from it when hell freezes over. It’s the 99% that are bad guys that wreck it for the rest of us.
02.16.08 at 1:24 am
“Fellatio” is a wonderful word. Please don’t ever, ever, ever misspell it again.
02.16.08 at 3:21 am
The system in New York is: if you are a law-abider you cannot own a gun but if you’re not scared of breaking the law you can have one for $500. Why are people OK with that? You’re not going to change the latter so can we tweak a the former a little bit? Right now it’s a bad-guys-only policy.
Nobody’s saying you just sell guns out the back of your truck to anybody that wants them. There’d still be forms to fill out and back checks, but if New York City could have the same laws as say, Texas, the women of East NY would feel a lot safer walking home at night. “You can’t rape a 0.38.”
It baffles me that people are so happy to be told by the government they can’t own something. You think you are so superior to everyone else you are happy to give up your own liberties so none of the plebes can have theirs. I don’t hear people talking like that when it comes to abortion. Everyone can have one of those. Sounds like the left sees themselves as a special group “above the filth.”
http://www.lewrockwell.com/watson/watson12.html
02.16.08 at 8:59 am
We’re “not going to change the latter”? Really?
Thanks for the reality check. You win! Arm everyone! God knows crazy people and criminals will think twice before pulling a gun now…
02.16.08 at 10:43 am
Jules,
You are about one quarter right. Britain does have the most stringent ban on guns of any democracy. But disarming the law-abiding citizens has not made them safer. Handgun crime has been rising ever since the English banned handguns in 1997. There are plenty of armed robberies. England has far more violent crimes per capita than the US.
It’s hardly surprising that denying people the means to protect themselves makes them more likely to be victimized than less. But it is surprising how many people believe the mythology of gun control.
02.16.08 at 11:59 am
I think sometimes we are off the mark when it comes to the goals of the Liberal end game. The longer I am in this fight the more I realize, when it comes to Liberal ideology, they wish and work whole heartedly to make all people equal. Meaning, the tool must ultimately be blamed because if you hold the man using the tool accountable, it would prove all things are not equal and all people are not equal.
But ultimately, the goal is to convince the public at large that all people are so irresponsible that no people should own a weapon and all people should grovel at the feet of the state for everything be it mail delivery or defense of one’s life and liberty. The goal is to demonstrate that all people in America are at the same evolutionary crossroads, which is not true. I have often cited a project I did over the Summer in Englewood. Any reasonably intelligent human being will draw the conclusion that the people of Englewood and the people where I live are not on the same evolutionary plane. Before I am accused of being a racist, I must point out that when a group of people are completely provided for by an overlord i.e. the Government, they gain no sense of individualism. The develop no sense of pride in their community and they have no hope. No companies will set up in these areas so there are no jobs. These areas are flooded with crime and injustice because their own leaders i.e. Sharpton and Jackson need to keep their own people down for their own self interests. If all people were the same, then there would no longer be a need for civil rights workers. If all people were truely on the same evolutionary plane, stereotypes and racism would naturally subside in this country.
Where I live it is 99% Caucasian. About a block away is a Black family, both Sons are local High School Football stars and are exceptional young men. The Fathers all are truly on the same plane at community events and at this point, no one notices the color divide, because now we have a situation where we are all pretty much the same. We have the same values, we aspire the same greatness for our children and we equally hold our children to the same level of accountability. I am happy to have this family in our neighborhood, and consider them friends.
However, McHenry County Democrats will be citing that in recent years, handgun violence has erupted in Crystal Lake and Woodstock. What they fail to tell you is that Daley has exported multitudes of public housing dwellars into McHenry County, hence your crime spike. The same people who have been provided for by generations who have not been either the chance to develop into productive adults or refuse too. They own nothing, they work for nothing and regardless of their behavior, excuses will be made for them, money will be handed out to them and the Liberals at large will bend over backwards to prove that a gun in my hands is the same as a gun in theirs.
The college shootings. Why? Why now in White America? For the same reasons. The last thirty years have taught the same to our kids. That their personal feelings trump the feelings of the majority, hence millions being spent in Florida on bathrooms to accommodate transgendered 7 year olds. The personal feelings of a deviant or misled minority is trumping the needs of the group, making normal seven year olds the same as twisted seven year olds by condoning this behavior.
The 1990’s raised the time out children. No more consequences for awful behavior, perhaps just a time out. Human nature, and that of a child will take that as a free pass to run wild and dabble in the most anti-social behavior possible. The school systems have taken it to the leftist Liberal extreme with no tolerance policies on steak knives, because a knife in the hand of a little girl cutting her lunch and a knife in the hand of a Hispanic Gang Banger in a border town, to a Liberal are the same. In a Liberal’s mind their is no difference between the little girl and the gangbanger, they are equal.
People are not seperated by race or ethnic background. All of us are aware that all people can be evolved and all people can be in the dark ages. The difference is is that for generations and generations whites had to evolve and fend for themselves or they would have starved to death. This is why America has risen to become a super power. Because people had to make America a giant for their own survival. There was no nannying government hanging over their shoulder providing a weekly handout and a free place to live. And if you committed a heinous and senseless killing, you were simply hung. You were actually held accountable for your actions.
In this mental utopia that Liberals dwell within, they see the ultimate obstacle to achieving this “equality” between all of us. The ultimate obstacle is a gun in the hands of a responsible citizen. It is the gun they hate yes, but what they hate more is the type of citizen who isn’t a criminal that legally owns a gun. Usually He is a White Male
with no criminal record. He doesn’t need the government to provide for him and he doesn’t want it. He embraces traditional American values and is most likely a Christian. He is not Gay and doesn’t accept being Gay as normal, although he doesn’t hate Gays. He expects people to wrk for what they are given, regardless of their color or social status. He supports the war and loves traditional America. He is the poster child for traditional America and it’s not so much his gun that makes him the danger, but his mind. His mind is the ultimate weapon of freedom and the ultimate obstacle to created a colorless America where everyone is equal and depends on the nanny state.
I prayed for the folks at NIU when this began. I prayed that they abandon the teachings of their parent’s generation. A generation that has torn at the social fabric for this country long enough. I pray that they realize they are own their own, that no government can save them and that no government should. I see them cry out for change in Obama’s popularity, albeit they are too young and idealistic to realize that Obama would make a terrible President. Because Obama, like his young supporters believes government can and should be the ultimate force of good in the universe, when in actuality government should be carrying the mail and defending the nation and no more.
I believe the youth of this country will have had enough with being shot at like fish in a barrel. I already see the round rejection of decadent liberal debauchery beginning. Hence the rise of Hannah Montana and the decline of Britney Spears. I do believe that the youth will in time reject the absolute treasonist and ludicris ideals of the 1960’s. Then and only then will they no longer be shot at.
This will ignite a call for “more sensible gun laws” but it will fail. The Illinois Legislature will be clawing at each other like feral cats this Spring over their budget fiasco. I hold less optimism for the state at large than I do with America’s youth. Illinois will continue to erode until it is turned over to a fresh and competant generation with new ideas. Not until people whom are willing to admit failure are running the show will anything change in Illinois. You will never convince a liberal Babyboomer they are wrong. They are your intellectual superior. They know what is best for you and what is best for the country. They also know what is best for their conservative peers, which should outrage conservative Boomers, and it does.
I pray NIU warriors up. This is a dangerous planet with bad people on it. No amount of social programs and time outs will ever change that. Fighting back is our only option.
02.16.08 at 2:43 pm
Johnny Wadcutter and Jules should have babies together.
02.16.08 at 5:06 pm
thanks for the diatribe, Rush Limbaugh.
02.16.08 at 5:16 pm
Wow. What a monumental waste of time.
02.17.08 at 12:22 am
No, you guys are literally all brainwashed retards. Of course if regular citizens had guns every dumbass school shooter would get blasted before he could do any damage, and after a few of those happening no nerdy frustrated kid in his right mind (even if he’s on psychotropic prescription drugs, like all of them) would have the guts to go up against armed targets.
The corporations who control the media (not the left wing or the right wing, retards) wants you to be disarmed, but this stupid piece of shit called the Constitution wants you to have a gun so the government can’t fuck with you.
Anybody who’s done two seconds of research beyond the mainstream media know this shit.
02.18.08 at 2:01 pm
Gavin thinks he’s Spice 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8YShr86lww
02.19.08 at 12:16 am
Also, gun crime is non-existent in many parts of NY. That also makes every part expensive and safe.
The modern police force was only invented in London in like 1877. Before that I think people had duels, and swords and it was every man for himself.
There aint no mass school shootings in NYC. Do you want to go back to armed muggings and rapes?
Also, if I had had access to a gun, I probably would have blown my head off plenty of times (I know you guys would’ve liked that). So would probably have lots of people.
02.19.08 at 12:22 am
I agree with this wholeheartedly. That Jules girl is a moron. Her telling you (Gavin, who I’m assuming wrote this) that you have no right to your opinion because you only live here and weren’t born here is about as reactionary, dumb, and anti-American as anything preached by the fellas on the opposite side of the political spectrum as her own. Whatta cunt. Her attitude seethes with lines of brown that carry the stench of a privileged upbringing.
There’s a gun culture here that is not going away. While the crime rate may be lower than it was in the 70’s, violent, unprovoked attacks, like say these fucking dumbshit school massacres, are more prevalent than ever. No guns is not making them go away.
02.22.08 at 11:13 am
i don’t care about this.
the bigger issue regarding gun control is all the guns (and bigger weapons) the US makes for end use in really fucked-up poor countries like the congo, etc.
the US (sometimes through direct govt subsidies) is arming the most violent conflicts on earth, this is nothing to do with “gun owners’ rights” or protecting your family or anything.
yet almost no one seems to care about this. there was that one movie with nicolas cage, that’s about it.
03.01.08 at 3:18 am