I used to not love Cerebral Ballzy as much as my boss. I mean, I thought they were OK, but I didn’t talk about them as the Second Coming of Christ or get a boner whenever I saw their videos. Then I started really drinking — a lot. Lately I’ve been doing exactly what the vocalist talks about at the start of this video. And you know what? Maybe that’s what it takes to make Cerebral Ballzy epic. After drinking for days straight ’til you’re having uncontrollable drunk shits, this mess of distorted guitars, clipped bass lines, quick drumming and garbled vocals sounds like angelic trumpets at the gates of heaven because, well, you can fart freely as that noise overpowers your flatulence. And no one’s the wiser.

-ARV
@ArvSux

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17 Comments
  1. Street Boning Says:

    Get off their nuts.


  2. mom Says:

    Kinkos


  3. Chachi Malacchi Says:

    sounds like 1985 and I like it


  4. lolalarm Says:

    Yeah, crowd is really loving this…


  5. just a cunt hair away Says:

    wow. this is fuckin’ boring ass shit. hey, next time write about how you never got sweet cereal as a kid, but now you love eatin’ all the fruit loops you can get your greasy palms on. fuck.


  6. just a cunt hair away Says:

    ps- sub culture is dead, long live hot topic.


  7. the sound of music Says:

    less we-only-care-about-these-guys-because-there-are-a-couple-of-black-dudes-in-the-band footage and more scenes of the exterior of that beautiful NAPA auto parts store. I mean, they’re alright but go to any local community center hardcore night and you’ll find the same thing.


  8. stick that quill in yr ear Says:

    black sheep is an awesome rap group tho. i can see the influence..kind of?


  9. mom Says:

    best nips in town


  10. Fuck You Says:

    Read a book


  11. THE GATEWEAVER Says:

    That broski Honor looks like the young and talented singer of this mid-90’s r&b sensation SOUL4REAL
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeKlxiQY-HA&feature=channel

    JAMES FRANCO HATES YOUR BAND


  12. swing-atcha Says:

    this arv dude is a bad writer. there’s nothing worse than when you can sense a writer is trying really hard to be clever/funny and they’re just not able to pull it off. Having said that, Crebral Ballzy is straight up FUN!


  13. mark "k-punk" fisher Says:

    I like them. They rock. But my only beef is the singer of the band wearing a back patch of his own band. Isn’t that kinda weird?


  14. Zipperhead Says:

    Your boss is Gavin. Lol.


  15. street bronzer Says:

    yikes


  16. Beef Says:

    Awful. Just awful.


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