I used to not love Cerebral Ballzy as much as my boss. I mean, I thought they were OK, but I didn’t talk about them as the Second Coming of Christ or get a boner whenever I saw their videos. Then I started really drinking — a lot. Lately I’ve been doing exactly what the vocalist talks about at the start of this video. And you know what? Maybe that’s what it takes to make Cerebral Ballzy epic. After drinking for days straight ’til you’re having uncontrollable drunk shits, this mess of distorted guitars, clipped bass lines, quick drumming and garbled vocals sounds like angelic trumpets at the gates of heaven because, well, you can fart freely as that noise overpowers your flatulence. And no one’s the wiser.
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Get off their nuts.
09.03.09 at 9:41 am
Kinkos
09.03.09 at 10:34 am
sounds like 1985 and I like it
09.03.09 at 10:41 am
Yeah, crowd is really loving this…
09.03.09 at 11:40 am
wow. this is fuckin’ boring ass shit. hey, next time write about how you never got sweet cereal as a kid, but now you love eatin’ all the fruit loops you can get your greasy palms on. fuck.
09.03.09 at 12:09 pm
ps- sub culture is dead, long live hot topic.
09.03.09 at 12:11 pm
less we-only-care-about-these-guys-because-there-are-a-couple-of-black-dudes-in-the-band footage and more scenes of the exterior of that beautiful NAPA auto parts store. I mean, they’re alright but go to any local community center hardcore night and you’ll find the same thing.
09.03.09 at 1:23 pm
black sheep is an awesome rap group tho. i can see the influence..kind of?
09.03.09 at 1:49 pm
best nips in town
09.03.09 at 2:08 pm
Read a book
09.03.09 at 2:52 pm
That broski Honor looks like the young and talented singer of this mid-90’s r&b sensation SOUL4REAL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeKlxiQY-HA&feature=channel
JAMES FRANCO HATES YOUR BAND
09.03.09 at 5:51 pm
this arv dude is a bad writer. there’s nothing worse than when you can sense a writer is trying really hard to be clever/funny and they’re just not able to pull it off. Having said that, Crebral Ballzy is straight up FUN!
09.03.09 at 5:58 pm
I like them. They rock. But my only beef is the singer of the band wearing a back patch of his own band. Isn’t that kinda weird?
09.03.09 at 8:11 pm
Your boss is Gavin. Lol.
09.03.09 at 8:45 pm
yikes
09.03.09 at 11:41 pm
Awful. Just awful.
09.04.09 at 5:57 am
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