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A FANTASY MACHINE FOR THOSE WHO ARE THIRTEEN

I was asked to visit Iceland to be the judge of a Scandinavian model search. When I reported on this secret new machine for thirteen year-old’s the government had developed I was expelled from the country. I was the victim of journalism and caring. Boycott Iceland and this machine!

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22 Comments

Just Ben Says:

More video from Iceland, please.

09.06.09 at 7:40 pm
Anonymous Says:

This is hilarious

09.06.09 at 7:54 pm
BAPS Says:

What? Was the part with the joke accidentally clipped off?

09.06.09 at 8:51 pm
polly Says:

hahaha this is so tight

09.06.09 at 10:16 pm
Peeny Paps Says:

Ha ha…meh

09.07.09 at 2:04 am
Frenchy Says:

Beckles should host his own variety show.

09.07.09 at 2:11 am
Norm Says:

DUDE. Is it 5.30 over there yet? It better not be….

09.07.09 at 2:13 am
kat Says:

yo that one he kissed at the end looks mad dude-ish…

09.07.09 at 7:32 am
EAR2EAR Says:

literally don’t get it. neither do you. if you do, prove it and explain it to me.

09.07.09 at 9:35 am
golfgarden Says:

yeah i am not 13years old. but i dont get it that fantasy

09.07.09 at 10:04 am
kids city Says:

O.K., it’s a room full of beautiful Icelandic women, which a 13 year-old boy would fantasize about. What’s to get??? Idiots

09.07.09 at 11:42 am
@aka kids city Says:

because i was not 13years .

09.07.09 at 11:53 am
golfgarden Says:

now i wanna change person for the journalist.

09.07.09 at 11:57 am
golfgarden Says:

Beckles is just ripping it up over there in Iceland! THAT’S how to pull some chicks.

09.07.09 at 12:18 pm
d-bo Says:

That person he kissed on the end was a man, and I’m not just saying that it really is a dude. I’m just curious if he knew that as he was running down the line.

09.07.09 at 2:02 pm
obvs Says:

@ d-bo

yes

09.07.09 at 2:28 pm
Jewish Penis Says:

I think most 13 year olds would have preferred teh machine make them naked and wet and moaning but okeeeeee

09.07.09 at 3:14 pm
Charizard Says:

The “Oh what the hell” muttered before he kissed the dude on the cheek would imply that he did indeed know he was a dude.

Serially, people……

09.07.09 at 5:04 pm
nick Says:

he kissed the homo! he kissed the homo!!! AAAAAAHH HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

AAAAAAAHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

09.08.09 at 4:44 am
golfgarden Says:

actually i am not homo,but i know i could perform such like this journalist.
bakayarooo!!!

09.08.09 at 5:44 am
homeless. Says:

hey im only getting about 3-4 seconds of this clip.

09.08.09 at 8:47 am
homeless. Says:

nevermind. works now.

09.08.09 at 8:50 am

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