A HIPPOPOTAMUS ACCIDENTALLY ATE A CIRCUS DWARF NAMED OD


And they say the birth of our Lord Jesus Christ the messiah is the greatest story ever told. I’ll take this over that any day.

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27 Comments

  1. Action Jackson Says:

    That is the best thing I’ve read all year!

  2. no heart anthony Says:

    snopes says bullshit

  3. no heart anthony Says:

    apparently hippo’s have gag reflexes.

  4. Columbo Says:

    All except your mother Anthony.

  5. srsly Says:

    that must’ve been a good meal

  6. srsly Says:

    it was sad that he got swallowed. come to think of it. but i’m sure the hippopotamus didn’t complain, he prolly needed a quick bite or two to calm pre-performance jitters.

  7. yellow kettle Says:

    if only gag reflexes really made swallowing easier

  8. ew Says:

    how have u not discovered this earlier? this is the oldest fucking story in the history of print media. my moms secretary had this cut out and tacked up onto her memo board when i was in middle school.

  9. jj Says:

    shark jumped.

  10. SHITCOCK Says:

    DID YOU HEAR THE ONE ABOUT THE GUY WHO HAD LIKE 40 DICKS AND HIS WIFE HAD LIKE 60 VAGINAS AND HE ALWAYS HAD TO CHECK THE 20 EXTRA VAGINAS TO MAKE SURE SOMEONE ELSE WASN’T FUCKING HER TOO?

    HEY HERE’S A PIECE OF ADVICE THAT MIGHT HELP YOU REALIZE THINGS LIKE THIS ARE FAKE IN THE FUTURE; LIFE IS NOT A FUCKING CARTOON.

  11. Kennedy Says:

    Oh yeah? Well this one’s not fake! In 1981 there was a made for TV movie where the Harlem Globetrotters crash landed on Gilligan’s Island. To save the day, the Globetrotters had to play ROBOTS in a basketball game. AND some GTs got injured so the proffessor and Gilligan had to sub. Wiki that shit.

  12. Kennedy Says:

    Yeah, I know professor has only 2 “r”s.

  13. Kennedy Says:

    I mean one “f.”

  14. James Says:

    “Freak Accident.”

    My, what clever wordplay.

  15. dim sum deepdick Says:

    A lot of thai hookers are HIV positive.
    Can hippos get aids?

  16. 1X4 YOLANDA Says:

    Too bad he didn’t dip him in a nice coconut curry first.

  17. steff Says:

    karl pilkington told me this story, so its certainly untrue.

  18. ??? Says:

    All i can think about his the poor little guy being alert in the hippos stomach and the feeling of being slowly digested.

  19. imyar Says:

    sorry i missed that more than ever wow

  20. Some kinda guy Says:

    This is like that news story from Thailand where the 20 midgets were supposed to fight the tiger and the tiger just ended up eating them all. It’s like that one in that’s it’s completely fake.

  21. todd Says:

    Little Black Sambo?

  22. CaptainQueef Says:

    holy shit! in one foul swoop he was just fucking swallowed!? never to be seen again!?! he just slowly decomposed inside that fuckers stomach!?! holy fuck!

  23. Jimmy Says:

    Sorry. This is an old hoax started by National Lampoon over a decade ago..

  24. Corey Says:

    this just made my day. thanks

  25. Swinson T. Boltstershift Says:

    http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/hippoeatsdwarf.asp

  26. Give us some real stuff Says:

    WE NEED MORE PICTURES

  27. oliver john blackmore Says:

    ew: apparently your a freshman in high school now?

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