A HIPPOPOTAMUS ACCIDENTALLY ATE A CIRCUS DWARF NAMED OD
And they say the birth of our Lord Jesus Christ the messiah is the greatest story ever told. I’ll take this over that any day.
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01.11.09 at 10:28 pm
That is the best thing I’ve read all year!
01.11.09 at 10:28 pm
snopes says bullshit
01.11.09 at 10:41 pm
apparently hippo’s have gag reflexes.
01.11.09 at 11:11 pm
All except your mother Anthony.
01.11.09 at 11:34 pm
that must’ve been a good meal
01.11.09 at 11:36 pm
it was sad that he got swallowed. come to think of it. but i’m sure the hippopotamus didn’t complain, he prolly needed a quick bite or two to calm pre-performance jitters.
01.12.09 at 3:10 am
if only gag reflexes really made swallowing easier
01.12.09 at 4:59 am
how have u not discovered this earlier? this is the oldest fucking story in the history of print media. my moms secretary had this cut out and tacked up onto her memo board when i was in middle school.
01.12.09 at 10:21 am
shark jumped.
01.12.09 at 10:32 am
DID YOU HEAR THE ONE ABOUT THE GUY WHO HAD LIKE 40 DICKS AND HIS WIFE HAD LIKE 60 VAGINAS AND HE ALWAYS HAD TO CHECK THE 20 EXTRA VAGINAS TO MAKE SURE SOMEONE ELSE WASN’T FUCKING HER TOO?
HEY HERE’S A PIECE OF ADVICE THAT MIGHT HELP YOU REALIZE THINGS LIKE THIS ARE FAKE IN THE FUTURE; LIFE IS NOT A FUCKING CARTOON.
01.12.09 at 11:37 am
Oh yeah? Well this one’s not fake! In 1981 there was a made for TV movie where the Harlem Globetrotters crash landed on Gilligan’s Island. To save the day, the Globetrotters had to play ROBOTS in a basketball game. AND some GTs got injured so the proffessor and Gilligan had to sub. Wiki that shit.
01.12.09 at 11:39 am
Yeah, I know professor has only 2 “r”s.
01.12.09 at 11:39 am
I mean one “f.”
01.12.09 at 11:48 am
“Freak Accident.”
My, what clever wordplay.
01.12.09 at 11:52 am
A lot of thai hookers are HIV positive.
Can hippos get aids?
01.12.09 at 11:53 am
Too bad he didn’t dip him in a nice coconut curry first.
01.12.09 at 12:16 pm
karl pilkington told me this story, so its certainly untrue.
01.12.09 at 1:24 pm
All i can think about his the poor little guy being alert in the hippos stomach and the feeling of being slowly digested.
01.12.09 at 3:04 pm
sorry i missed that more than ever wow
01.12.09 at 3:59 pm
This is like that news story from Thailand where the 20 midgets were supposed to fight the tiger and the tiger just ended up eating them all. It’s like that one in that’s it’s completely fake.
01.12.09 at 5:18 pm
Little Black Sambo?
01.12.09 at 6:12 pm
holy shit! in one foul swoop he was just fucking swallowed!? never to be seen again!?! he just slowly decomposed inside that fuckers stomach!?! holy fuck!
01.12.09 at 6:24 pm
Sorry. This is an old hoax started by National Lampoon over a decade ago..
01.13.09 at 8:45 am
this just made my day. thanks
01.13.09 at 10:49 am
http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/hippoeatsdwarf.asp
01.13.09 at 12:56 pm
WE NEED MORE PICTURES
01.13.09 at 3:04 pm
ew: apparently your a freshman in high school now?