The excitement behind the new AK-47 made of bacon (BA-K-47) has become almost impossible to bear. That’s why the people at Thisisfreakingridiculous started a t-shirt contest. Leave a caption on that last link and you will be the owner of the proudest piece of Americana a man can own. USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! (inhale) USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

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14 Comments
  1. kure kure takora Says:

    bacon is the new monkey pirate ninja zombie trend crap


  2. JUST A NORMAL GUY (THE ORIGINAL) Says:

    WELL I DO’NT KNOW I THINK I WO’NT TO EAT A BACON CUP-CAKE OR WHOOPY PIE, SUDDENLY I AM SEEING THEM EVERY WHERE


  3. homeless. Says:

    nice fingers


  4. ur doing it rong Says:

    this internet bacon thing is getting out of control, I’m changing my bacon vanity plates to n99a plz.


  5. Cap'n Glitterfuzz Says:

    Where the fuck is Vegan Jules?


  6. brian d Says:

    i love bacon, in fact i ADORE bacon.

    however this is out of control. Look out for bacon shirts at like hot topic or something soon.


  7. W4LNUT Says:

    American would be a Bacon M4

    AK is more repping Africa and Russia


  8. Anon Says:

    i disagree…. American would be a bacon .357


  9. Satan Davis Jr. Says:

    Shoot me up!!


  10. Street Bacon & TV Carnage Says:

    my name


  11. ew kids on the block. Says:

    we should totally put it on our flag. Mozambique would be soooooo jealous.


  12. Rick Coche Says:

    if that gun doesn’t work that is a fucking huge waste of time, but if it does that is totally fucking boss


  13. Cuntvomit Says:

    Homer gun


  14. crass jesus Says:

    its nice but im looking for a h&k G3 made of blood or a FN-FAL made of dick cheese


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