After going to jail for filming underage girls in the shower, Joe Francis is now a defender of American civil rights.

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14 Comments
  1. roscoe Says:

    i got sucked in by his freaky manson eyes and woke up covered in semen.


  2. roner Says:

    He’s a scum bag, but it’s actually pretty fucked up what happened to him.


  3. Trust funded Says:

    Why does he talk like that? Do people like that? I guess from now on I will do all my bedroom press conferences in front of an american flag, and adopt a terrible, terrible cadence. Shit man, I’m just following Worthington’s law.


  4. Beef Says:

    He filmed underage girls fucking themselves and one another, got caught doing it and he’s bitching?


  5. jem Says:

    exploiting underage girls does not fall under your first amendment rights. you’re no larry flint, shitbag.


  6. Taeil Says:

    This guy is an egotistical douchebag, who I’m pretty sure has done enough sessions with an image counselor to not come off as an obnoxious prick that I’ve witnessed him as… That being said, he shouldn’t be jailed for filming underage girls that LIED to cameramen saying they are consenting adults. Those girls weren’t exploited, they were stupid and embarrassed themselves in front of the camera for a consequence of their actions.

    There’s something called personal responsibility. As far as I’m concerned, let him off the hook. This is what others called “freedom.”


  7. Eli! Says:

    Please – if he could turn a buck wiping his ass with the Bill of Rights he’d do it in a heartbeat.

    What a deluded scumbag. I hope his jet crashes into his mother’s huge vagina.


  8. reid Says:

    boobies?


  9. Taeil Says:

    I also like the fact he also started out the video with the words “This can happen to you.”

    Yeah, I will become a millionaire videotaping drunk sluts flashing their tits. Yeah. Someday, that American dream will come true.

    Anyways, I delved into it enough to find out he’s getting nailed with tax evasion. That’s for what it is, as long as he isn’t jailed for obscenity charges, and being jailed for the fact he didn’t pay off the biggest gangsta of them all (Uncle Sam), it’s okay.


  10. Ugh Says:

    His left eye is very disturbing.


  11. Dimmesdale Says:

    This McCainiac just ran wild on me.


  12. Frank Fittesaft Says:

    tits or gtfo


  13. Mickey Anonymouse Says:

    Poor multi-millionaire child pornographer wants to hide behind the constitution. Awww.


  14. Neal Says:

    “They threw me in jail, and refused me bail.” Is that like an Old Nautical Time Limerick?

    btw, is his left eye lazy?


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