STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » A MILLION IN THE MORNING

Been pulling all nighters working on this Movie Watching World Champoinship doc we did with Decon. They insist on calling it “A Million in the Morning” because we were so fried after staying up for 3 days, that’s what time we thought it was, but I’m not into that title at all. I like kooky content framed in conservative ways. Like, you make the movie over the top but the title is “The Movie Watching World Championships: 127 Hours, 88 Movies,” right? Who is going to know what the fuck a million in the morning means? I don’t even know what it means and I said it. Anyway, here’s some outtakes…

We went to interview a guy who turned out to be in the Witness Protection program so we ratted him out to the mob.
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Sleep deprivation occasionally gives you incredible clarity. Towards the end of the competition I was able to mathematically prove we don’t exist. We’re going to animate this part with cartoons.

This entry was posted on 01.29.09 at 8:28 am by Gavin McInnes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

16 Comments

Kennedy Says:

A friend of mine’s weiner is “infinite-tess-amoly” small. Not me, a friend of mine.

01.29.09 at 9:03 am
yippeee Says:

sleep deprivation is relatively similar to pot when you don’t have any.

01.29.09 at 9:29 am
rodger egbert Says:

How about “Movies are for Douchebags?”

01.29.09 at 9:30 am
CaptainQueef Says:

hahaha the background music is awesome

01.29.09 at 9:40 am
whiners suck Says:

“A Million in the Morning” sounds like a shitty local radio show that plays billboard top twenty music, when you explain it I go “ohhhhhh, that makes sense and is less gay sounding”, but when I just read it, all I heard was an announcer voice going “this is a million IN THE MORNING!!!”

01.29.09 at 10:02 am
Sarah O Sarah Says:

Nick Scottish cuff links.

01.29.09 at 10:03 am
skaht Says:

I like the gangster retard accent

01.29.09 at 10:46 am
Chachi and the MS-13s Says:

Isn’t it after 30 hours that your mind is legally drunk state?

01.29.09 at 11:43 am
Suggestshaun Says:

One Million AM?

01.29.09 at 12:33 pm
hot topically applied to burning areas Says:

Uh, yeah. Cute accent, though.

01.29.09 at 2:04 pm
Bob Dylan's left nut Says:

I gotta match! Your donkey, my ass!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa……

01.29.09 at 5:02 pm
shadowy figure Says:

Has the infinitely hot Kim Taylor Bennett done anything here yet? I dream her.

01.29.09 at 5:21 pm
dim sum Says:

You need someone to hang out with you who will tell you what is funny and what is not. You have the ability but don’t have a good filter

01.29.09 at 8:56 pm
ella Says:

Elephants and beach balls? Gavin totally ripped off Dr.Seuss

01.30.09 at 12:04 am
Monty Says:

“I like kooky content framed in conservative ways. Like, you make the movie over the top but the title is “The Movie Watching World Championships: 127 Hours, 88 Movies”

Like streetboners and tv carnage?

01.30.09 at 12:43 pm
bg Says:

yeah that title fucking sucks

02.09.09 at 9:02 pm

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