Comments on: A NEW YORKER IN MONTREAL: DAY TWO http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/a-new-yorker-in-montreal-day-two/ STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE Fri, 10 Feb 2012 14:46:48 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Anonymous Q. Mootenstein http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/a-new-yorker-in-montreal-day-two/comment-page-1/#comment-84461 Anonymous Q. Mootenstein Thu, 09 Jul 2009 23:41:22 +0000 http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/?p=9418#comment-84461 Alright motherfucker - here's the deal - I'm sincerely glad to see you're having a swell time in my hometown. BUT WHO THE FUCK TOLD YOU TO STAY IN THAT SHIT HOLE! FIVE STAR HOTELS RENT ROOMS FOR 100$ A NIGHT - WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING ASSLIPS! Seriously faghat - you're asking for a deep ass raping; what in the name of motherfuck are you doing near Berri - that's our smelly armpit of an Ellis Island! Getchoself NorthWest tits for dicks! And culture your ass - go to the fine arts museum, visit the ruins of Expo, explore an abandoned malting plant, kill a motherfucker and blame an immigrant - do like us, stop trying to be a tourist! Best Pizza in the world shitface - Bar Deco on Lincoln in the Concordia Ghetto; you'll shit bricks of coke you deaf-mute bastard. And what the fuck - jazz fest is on. Jive on it honkey, jive your monkey ass into the sweaty Greek hands of the fat bitch you're gonna fuck before the mayor throws you out on your ass. Seriously, the bums rush was invented here - as was joy, fear, ecstasy and delight. WE INVENTED ABSTRACT EMOTIONAL ADJECTIVES YOU DIRTY SHIT COCK! Humbly yours in perpetuity, Anon. Q. Moot. IV You will be mine, you will be mine, all mine You will be mine, you will be mine, all mine I will be your knight in shining armour, riding across the desert, like a fine arab charger Saxophone for 12 more bars... Alright motherfucker – here’s the deal –

I’m sincerely glad to see you’re having a swell time in my hometown.

BUT WHO THE FUCK TOLD YOU TO STAY IN THAT SHIT HOLE!

FIVE STAR HOTELS RENT ROOMS FOR 100$ A NIGHT – WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING ASSLIPS!

Seriously faghat – you’re asking for a deep ass raping; what in the name of motherfuck are you doing near Berri – that’s our smelly armpit of an Ellis Island!

Getchoself NorthWest tits for dicks! And culture your ass – go to the fine arts museum, visit the ruins of Expo, explore an abandoned malting plant, kill a motherfucker and blame an immigrant – do like us, stop trying to be a tourist!

Best Pizza in the world shitface – Bar Deco on Lincoln in the Concordia Ghetto; you’ll shit bricks of coke you deaf-mute bastard.

And what the fuck – jazz fest is on. Jive on it honkey, jive your monkey ass into the sweaty Greek hands of the fat bitch you’re gonna fuck before the mayor throws you out on your ass. Seriously, the bums rush was invented here – as was joy, fear, ecstasy and delight.

WE INVENTED ABSTRACT EMOTIONAL ADJECTIVES YOU DIRTY SHIT COCK!

Humbly yours in perpetuity,

Anon. Q. Moot. IV

You will be mine, you will be mine, all mine
You will be mine, you will be mine, all mine

I will be your knight in shining armour, riding across the desert, like a fine arab charger

Saxophone for 12 more bars…

]]> By: justine http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/a-new-yorker-in-montreal-day-two/comment-page-1/#comment-84421 justine Thu, 09 Jul 2009 21:13:00 +0000 http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/?p=9418#comment-84421 Go at the Zoo Bizarre on St-Hubert Street, Metro Beaubien. Go at the Zoo Bizarre on St-Hubert Street, Metro Beaubien.

]]> By: C.J. http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/a-new-yorker-in-montreal-day-two/comment-page-1/#comment-84313 C.J. Thu, 09 Jul 2009 16:38:42 +0000 http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/?p=9418#comment-84313 Scrap your knees? Scrap your knees?

]]> By: snakes on a plain http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/a-new-yorker-in-montreal-day-two/comment-page-1/#comment-84290 snakes on a plain Thu, 09 Jul 2009 15:53:16 +0000 http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/?p=9418#comment-84290 i love the lenny bruce joke about montreal. i love the lenny bruce joke about montreal.

]]> By: homeless. http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/a-new-yorker-in-montreal-day-two/comment-page-1/#comment-84237 homeless. Thu, 09 Jul 2009 13:02:33 +0000 http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/?p=9418#comment-84237 you are boring you are boring

]]> By: LCC http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/a-new-yorker-in-montreal-day-two/comment-page-1/#comment-84031 LCC Wed, 08 Jul 2009 21:48:17 +0000 http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/?p=9418#comment-84031 That's not bullying -- that's spine-rape. That’s not bullying — that’s spine-rape.

]]> By: buffalowings http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/a-new-yorker-in-montreal-day-two/comment-page-1/#comment-84019 buffalowings Wed, 08 Jul 2009 21:09:46 +0000 http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/?p=9418#comment-84019 montreal is the best montreal is the best

]]> By: funn stuff http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/a-new-yorker-in-montreal-day-two/comment-page-1/#comment-83988 funn stuff Wed, 08 Jul 2009 19:29:13 +0000 http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/?p=9418#comment-83988 wefunkradio.com wefunkradio.com

]]> By: mllemlle http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/a-new-yorker-in-montreal-day-two/comment-page-1/#comment-83961 mllemlle Wed, 08 Jul 2009 18:26:58 +0000 http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/?p=9418#comment-83961 what?!? Jim Joe is not an American studying at McGill tagging his lameness everywhere downtown?...it's a bit disappointing to me. what?!? Jim Joe is not an American studying at McGill tagging his lameness everywhere downtown?…it’s a bit disappointing to me.

]]> By: Ha http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/a-new-yorker-in-montreal-day-two/comment-page-1/#comment-83955 Ha Wed, 08 Jul 2009 18:03:06 +0000 http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/?p=9418#comment-83955 The Blue Dog... The Blue Dog…

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