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A SHOCKING REVELATION ABOUT OUR FAMILY

Last night Derrick and I were going through some old family photos. I know, I know, how can you two be brothers; One of you is gorgeous and the other is disgusting etc. etc. I am sick of explaining this so I’ll let the cynics be damned and figure out how evidence like this must be fake on their own. I don’t got time for it.

Anyway, Derrick always claimed our grandparents were madly in love but going through these pictures made me have second thoughts. Sometimes I feel like our grandfather regretted marrying our grandmother and he ran off to join the army just to get away from her. I mean, thank God he impregnated her before he died. We wouldn’t be here if he didn’t but I don’t know, it feels weird to be the product of something that was basically a kind of a rape.

-GAVIN MCINNES

This entry was posted on 09.29.09 at 11:05 pm by Gavin McInnes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

13 Comments

a4awesome Says:

“a kind of rape” – HAHAHA

oh jea… First.

09.30.09 at 12:25 am
Sneaky Christopher Says:

Yeah yeah, funny, but again with the self-referential shit.

There’s a big world out there guys.

09.30.09 at 12:42 am
chirsnwman Says:

this gavin guy is getting more and more fucked

he aint been that way

he dont know where he came from but he know where he goin

09.30.09 at 12:43 am
Sneaky Christopher Says:

Street Carnage needs a suit who controls the money to keep everyone on point, like that guy from Metalocalypse.

09.30.09 at 12:49 am
musky chinchilla Says:

rick james: cocaine is a hell of a drug.

streetcarnage: weed is a hell of a drug……in new york.

09.30.09 at 1:53 am
Radtooth Says:

I’d buy that skank a drink. Shes got those “TAKE ME!!” eyes.

09.30.09 at 2:52 am
poopsmear Says:

can we get some middle class dissent up in this muthafucka?!?!?! i mean please!

09.30.09 at 3:05 am
J(son) Says:

Gosh I’m up early. I hope the next installment of Arvind’s wonderful trip to Montreal City will be posted today.

09.30.09 at 3:14 am
grumpy old man Says:

lol @ radtooth

09.30.09 at 7:56 am
rosebush Says:

xox ! more gavin + beckles family history stories svp ! xox

09.30.09 at 11:12 am
Arv Says:

@J(son): It ain’t happenin’.

09.30.09 at 11:27 am
I gotta shit real bad Says:

Looks like the inside cover of a DBX CD.

09.30.09 at 4:00 pm
Wack-boy Says:

I don’t understand?

09.30.09 at 5:46 pm

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.

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