My band, Digit Dealer, wrote and recorded a song about notorious Street Carnage commenter Vane$$a.
Digit Dealer “Vane$$a”
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Vane$$a let me buy you another drink
“Are you sure?”
Yeah, this round’s on me
We got in the cab and she asked,
“Has anyone ever fucked in the back?”
And he said, “Yeah!”
She’s falling down and I’m falling in lust again
Vane$$a would you like to come upstairs with me?
“Huh? Where are we?” *burp*
I like girls with dark hair
I like girls with light skin
I like girls who talk shit on the internet
You could be a Street Boner
Let me take a picture
Because I think you deserve ten kittens
You know I’m gonna comment on it, right?
Fuck the haters
You’re the best at talking shit
And I fucking love it
“I’m sorry, but this site is really fucking struggling at this point. You need some new blood. Seriously, and I don’t mean me or anything, but for the sake of Christ, get someone, if you can, whose hand is slightly on the pulse of what people find to be stimulating.”
“Check the fag hag with the hideous matching haltertop and cummerbund.”
“Eh, I’d do him, especially if there’s a dildo tucked away in that hat somewhere.”
“He wields an intoxicating stench of gay money.”
“Fuck off Guido bad ass cannoli. I can fight my own battles, you fucking greaseball loser.”
The song’s off our new album, French Letter. To celebrate its completion, we’re throwing a party tonight. Come with your friends, get a free copy of the album, get drunk, and get down.
DIGIT DEALER ALBUM RELEASE PARTY
Friday, November 13th, 2009
Doors at 7:00, music starts at 8:30
with live performances by:
Beacon
Chet Chadon
Tayisha Busay
Digit Dealer
$5
ALL AGES
The Glass Door
98 Moore St. (between Graham Ave. and Humboldt St.)
Williamsburg, Brooklyn
Directions:
L to Montrose Ave.
or
J, M to Flushing Ave.
P.S. Thanks to Vane$$a for talking shit so hard that it’s inspiring and Aileen Awesome for impersonating her / him.
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I have a feeling that Arv is trying to be the savior of Street Carnage and he’s using his band as an accessory for his attempts.
11.13.09 at 9:33 am
I thought Vane$$a was a boy…
then again, I thought Arv was a girl
11.13.09 at 10:07 am
I got my hands up, they’re playin’ my song I know I’m gonna be Ok
Yeah-e-eh-a-ew-a-yea-e-eah, It’s a party in the USA
L
11.13.09 at 10:07 am
11.13.09 at 10:13 am
um scuse me, but wtf is this shit?
11.13.09 at 10:13 am
she IS a boy.
11.13.09 at 10:28 am
That’s pretty fucking terrible.
SOunds like some shit a couple of 14 year old half queer sk8r punkz would perform at a high school talent show. “This is a song about a kid we know. He’s so totally messed up. You’d totally get the song if you knew him but he goes to a different school. Seriously he’s messed up. Sorry if I’m rambling but we had such a crazy time getting here tonight. My amp is all messed up. He’s out of tune. Sorry if we sound bad. And our next song is about this messed up kid we know. Oh, I already said that? I’m sorry. I’m really nervous and we sound horrible. Usually we sound a lot better. Okay here’s the song.”
11.13.09 at 10:52 am
You make me hate music.
11.13.09 at 10:53 am
He looks like a ventriloquist dummy in her lap.
11.13.09 at 10:56 am
fucking kill yourself stop making this shit music
11.13.09 at 11:15 am
I’m a Mathematician. The Death Set – “angst” + Blink 182 = Digit Dealer.
11.13.09 at 11:21 am
that was annoying
11.13.09 at 11:21 am
what a fucking gay premise, a song about a commenter for christs sake? a reality show on the other hand….
11.13.09 at 11:33 am
singer sounds like the guy from the bloodhound gang
11.13.09 at 11:36 am
I thought Vanessa was a dude too…
Plus: That Disney Channel song sucked all kinds of balls.
11.13.09 at 11:54 am
So when are you going to start eating dog shit to get attention?
11.13.09 at 12:45 pm
^^^^^jealous bitches^^^^^
11.13.09 at 1:00 pm
now by “my band” do you mean “I did because I wrote the lyrics and the rest of my band doesnt know what Street Carnage is”?
and I can not think of anything more circlejerking than this
and this song is fucking terrible
11.13.09 at 1:44 pm
im not even going to listen to it but fuck i love this shit i would come down there and meet you but im on a small island off the coast of wales
(i will listen to it)
11.13.09 at 2:00 pm
I stand watch my country, going down the drain
We are all at fault now, we are all to blame
We’re letting them takeover, we just let ‘em come
Once we had an Empire, and now we’ve got a slum
(chorus)
White Power! For England!
White Power! Today
White Power! For Britain
Before it gets too late
Well we’ve seen a lot of riots, we just sit and scoff
We’ve seen a lot of muggings, and the judges let ‘em off
(chorus)
Well we’ve gotta do something, to try and stop the rot
And the traitors that abuse us, they should all be shot
(chorus)
middle eight:
Are we gonna sit and let them come?
Have they got the White man on the run?
Multi-racial society is a mess
We ain’t gonna take much more of this
What do we need?
(chorus)
Well if we don’t win our battle, and all does not go well
It’s apocalypse for Britain, and we’ll see you all in hell
(chorus) x2
11.13.09 at 2:47 pm
this is the stupidest shit I’ve ever heard. SBTVC has really jumped the shark now. game over faggots! is this one of those laptop bands? a dude checking his facebook while a white dude raps?
11.13.09 at 2:49 pm
Arv, even you should know better than to use the phrase “Falling in lust….”
I don’t even know what to say, I just feel bad for you
It isn’t so often that someone so embraces their painful mediocrity, and maybe some are impressed by your bravery, but I assure you that when you look back on this in 2 weeks, you will be embarrassed to show your face, and if not, you are doomed to fail for life
11.13.09 at 2:54 pm
I thought SBTVC has pulled of a Fonz before this, but I guess this is reassuring just like when Phil Silver’s daughter joined the cast of Happy Days as Jenny Picklo–post shark jumping but reminded us that it hasn’t gotten better yet.
11.13.09 at 2:58 pm
vanessa is david cross.
why do ppls care about vanessa instead of say hater bo baiter or anon guy or drippy cum bubbles?
11.13.09 at 3:27 pm
this is awesome. you should add some pigsqueal vokillz tho.
11.13.09 at 3:33 pm
my favorite part is that no one knows if she’s a dude or not.
11.13.09 at 3:54 pm
No. Fuck you. I am not David Cross. I will soon reveal my true identity. Until then, go fuck a dog…meat.
11.13.09 at 4:17 pm
Do you goyim think that all Jews are Cross?
11.13.09 at 4:18 pm
I believe that all goys are Paul McCartney. Aren’t they?
11.13.09 at 4:20 pm
yo, 4:20 baby! ^^^^^
11.13.09 at 4:21 pm
That song is fucking terrible, but I still dig Arv. The rest of the ratpack, not so much. Oh well, I’m not going anywhere.
11.13.09 at 4:31 pm
david cross is jewish? I thought he was bald
11.13.09 at 7:26 pm
my favourite time we took a shit on vanwhatevaaar was when she was earnestly talking about her GENIUS autistic brother who did way too much acid like, and now is an mayzing finger painter or some shit. Lo at the time I was high and it occurred to me that suckas that suck so hard are sometimes jokes, but the penisey way she reacted made me think that she was on the level of toilet water. if it is Cross then deep down he has a dowdy loser in his nova heart waiting to break freeeeeeeeeeee
love his book but somehow the book on tape didn’t do it for me, I downloaded the MP3’s but hearing him talk without an audience is weird. so I stole the book and am reading it now and it’s funne. next I am going to break into his house and also take some more additional things I didn’t pay for. I hear he is proud of his bed so I’m going to drop a bunch of crumbs in there, triscuit crumbs.. yep thanks for all the laughs dude, Thanks For All The Laffs
11.13.09 at 7:32 pm
Who’s next?
11.13.09 at 8:06 pm
this is funny and i appreciate what you’re trying to do here, but the song sucks ballz
11.13.09 at 9:24 pm
this is meta in a bad way. like a lame joke that is gasping to death in self referential irony. someone put this concept out of it’s meme-misery…
11.14.09 at 4:05 am
If there wasn’t singing that music could seriously be played in a grocery store.
11.14.09 at 9:32 am
Dude I hope this gets you laid. Vanessa open your shop up.
11.14.09 at 3:37 pm
This is a wedding photo from peopleofwalmart.com
11.14.09 at 7:24 pm
sorry to drive the point home but arv do you actually think you have talent? like, at anything?
11.14.09 at 7:42 pm
one time me and my friends stole some guys tracks and memorized his lyrics and performed at some college, just to get laid. So who am I to judge? But if I WERE to judge, I’d say that song really sucked. I hope you get some though, ‘cuz I didn’t….
11.14.09 at 10:16 pm
Talent is subjective. What’s up with the Italo-Fidget remix? Not really, though.
11.14.09 at 11:19 pm
arv takes one for the team.
11.15.09 at 12:16 pm
as fucking if.
11.16.09 at 5:09 am
You guys sound like watered down MSI. Coming from a scene kid.
11.28.09 at 12:55 pm
gay.
12.15.09 at 12:09 am