OK, so let me get this straight: Your brother was up all night on Adderall so when he woke up at 3:30 in the afternoon, he was real ornery. He saw you stealing his “sandals” (flip-flops) and tackled you, but they’re actually YOUR Flip-flops so it was on! Your dad couldn’t deal with the fighting so he called the cops and now you’re brother’s going to jail. He’s also crying and saying something about his stomach (can someone help me with that? It’s at 1:20).
Hey dummy, don’t you watch TV? Talking to the cops can only do you harm. Just keep your mouth shut, shrug your shoulders and deny, deny, deny.
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HO HO HO!!
10.09.09 at 12:07 pm
i gotta go take a crunk
10.09.09 at 12:15 pm
MAD GOOD!
10.09.09 at 12:21 pm
The brother is not going to jail, skinny boy is.
All he wanted was his focken flip-flops, now he’s going to central booking.
Flawriduhhhhhh….
10.09.09 at 12:37 pm
Oh not wait, that IS the brother…
Man Grunge kids from 1991 all look the same.
10.09.09 at 12:39 pm
Isn’t it the first one that gets arrested? Doesn’t make sense, but he’s the one wearing a belt.
Florida is so nasty.
10.09.09 at 1:03 pm
cute brothers
and I do not understand whats being said at 1:20 either
10.09.09 at 1:20 pm
i will never go to florida
10.09.09 at 1:29 pm
cop- You’re under arrest.
kid- Can I put on a shirt?
brother- They are all my shirts. You have no shirts! Go to jail and get different haircut than me! ARGGH
10.09.09 at 1:55 pm
“Your”
10.09.09 at 2:03 pm
grand theft mandal is such a serious broffense that homie must be all hopped up on amphetamine salts to even attempt.
10.09.09 at 3:37 pm
My first “impression” is to tackle. Always.
10.09.09 at 3:40 pm
KILL THE SNITCH
10.09.09 at 3:51 pm
i FUCKIN HATE PEOPLE WHO CALL THE COPS WHEN THERES A “SITUATION”
10.09.09 at 4:03 pm
Doesn’t it seem like recreational adderall usage is limited to lowly suburban white kids? Seriously, you don’t see coloureds fucking with that shit.
10.09.09 at 4:19 pm
Yeah, I’m always crackin’ on sluburban white kids stealing menopause pills form their mom.
grand theft mandal – HA!
10.09.09 at 5:46 pm
I recommend Cops Porn – The Very Best of the TV Show COPS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Kndm4wX3g0
10.09.09 at 5:56 pm
You don’t call the cops when it’s a fucking fight between 2 men. That’s some faggy new modern man bullshit.
10.10.09 at 2:20 am
Cops only get “points” if they make an arrest or citation out of a response. An arrest is even better. All arrests are permanently on your record regardless of conviction.
“Arrest Proof Yourself” by Dale Carson
You can get it at Bitttorrent.
10.10.09 at 2:31 am
They’re bodies r so smooth.
10.10.09 at 4:54 pm
* their. Y the fuck can’t i master this shit???
10.10.09 at 4:55 pm