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Can you fucking BELIEVE Akon’s fantasy girl is a Go-Go Dancer? I could see him with someone like Adrian from the Rocky movies or maybe Sarah Vowell but an R&B singer being attracted to a woman in the sex industry? My mind hasn’t been this blown since the ladies over at Crime Mob said “Who ever thought that these girls would get crunk?”
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no capeesh
04.16.09 at 12:48 pm
Hahaha I haven’t heard this song in a minute.
Akon is fucking disgusting, btw.
04.16.09 at 12:57 pm
Someone bailout Akon; he’s out of cocoa butter.
04.16.09 at 1:07 pm
dancers talk about themselves too much
04.16.09 at 1:12 pm
Who gives a flying fuck.
04.16.09 at 1:35 pm
What’s the point of this post? Rappers and R and B singers have been making songs about strippers for decades.
04.16.09 at 1:59 pm
The point, Goofus, is there’s a Top 10 hit that millions of people love with a chorus that says, “Can you believe my dreamgirl is a go go dancer?” Of course we can fucking believe it. That’s like a country song that says, “can you believe my dreamgirl is a cowgirl?”
04.16.09 at 2:06 pm
who is paying this mans mortgage?
04.16.09 at 2:23 pm
forgive me but for some reason i love crime mob
04.16.09 at 2:47 pm
what’s the point if you don’t show her face?
04.16.09 at 3:38 pm
this site is d to the ed.
04.16.09 at 3:43 pm
WE ROCKIN STILETTOS HO
04.16.09 at 5:54 pm
^what he said
04.16.09 at 6:49 pm
@ Goofus:
Your comment makes your name hilarious.
04.17.09 at 4:02 am
I know a guy in Atlanta who says he’s done construction work for both Akon and T-Pain.
I can’t remember whether it was Akon or T-Pain, but this fellow told me that one of them took him aside and explicitly instructed him to keep all “niggers” off the work crew.
You heard me. He says either Akon or T-Pain asked him—a white guy—to make sure the construction crew was entirely niggerless.
04.17.09 at 6:43 am
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04.17.09 at 10:47 am
hi
04.29.09 at 2:14 pm
akon no te kreia capas de tanto
05.20.09 at 3:51 pm
Hey whats up Akon… thug luv brother….. go nigga.
05.28.09 at 11:40 pm
Go bitch… shake you booty… feel the flesh of Akon… Hey Brother… keep it up and don’t forget Allah…
05.28.09 at 11:42 pm
fuck all of these hiter who hit akon is anafrican singer he is really good singer
05.31.09 at 6:24 am
you guys are all fags all a bunch of haters who have accomplished nothing the only satisfaction in life u have is hating on succesful people get a fucking life u faggots
06.01.09 at 3:40 pm
add it upp judith_gee@hotmail.com
06.01.09 at 9:11 pm
do u know what u’r fevourite artist did that time at the stage?
now dougt it this is what u’r stupidity akon did to that lady
08.21.09 at 7:32 am
i dislike it coz i used to luv akon so much
08.21.09 at 7:36 am
u can fuck the g?rl but u must wssh?ng after th sex dony forget ?t because god ?s everyt?me seem u when u do?ng someth?ng
12.08.09 at 10:04 am
hay akon,… you rock and that girl is lucky as and i wish i was her…mmmm…
07.11.10 at 7:51 pm
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08.22.10 at 11:03 am
p.o.boxkf113 thankyou.
08.24.10 at 4:16 pm
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08.24.10 at 4:21 pm
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09.24.10 at 7:42 am
AKON BWANA TWANGA VITU?
09.24.10 at 7:46 am
i tak bardzo ale to bardzo go lubie;*!!!
09.28.10 at 9:49 am
Nice !
Go Akon …
10.07.10 at 3:43 am
waz up
10.12.10 at 2:42 pm
wat ze hell arr aul yu idiuts duin’ ohn me blog ! yu pieces of sh*t
11.01.10 at 11:06 am
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11.19.10 at 10:14 pm
fuck
01.02.11 at 1:13 pm
Hey akon u de man nigger? Fuck the bitch
01.24.11 at 7:14 am
akon is so hot that girl is so lucky
01.30.11 at 4:28 pm
he is so fucking hot i would love to fuck him
01.30.11 at 4:30 pm
slt
02.17.11 at 2:07 pm
I can’t belive dis fucl u Akon.
03.07.11 at 9:35 am
why that could be me!!!!
04.02.11 at 7:25 pm
HI..am am aprecite u again and again ur great… ur clever ur smart!!!
04.12.11 at 7:45 am
Hey Dude Your r Da FuckingFabluos
Dj Shan
06.08.11 at 6:34 am
man dis gal is out standing…. look at her.. awesome figure… Akon is lucky.. fuck her out dude
06.11.11 at 12:17 am
leave the man alone…he made a mistake…man,just because he is famous,doesen’t mean that he can’t make mistakes… -.-
I still love that man…
06.12.11 at 3:47 am