Slick Willy’s audacity knows no bounds. In a recent hearing in Boston he stormed into the courtroom, took over the lawyer’s closing argument and screamed at the judge about Spiderman. The trial was about a young African American child that was prevented from portraying Annie. The judge accepted the producer’s claim it would be distracting but Sharpton found that “Despicable.” The crazy thing about this whole fiasco was that it worked. The lawyer was pleased Sharpton pulled said “rabbit” out of his hat and even the judge was like, “I gotta admit. He nailed it.” This was all conveyed with a delicate eyebrow dance wherein the lawyer’s eyebrows said, “Well, judge, what do you think of that? Looks like you just got served.” And the judge’s eyebrows responded with, “Come on, guy.”

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16 Comments
  1. SHITCOCK Says:

    This just proves my old saying; Boston Legal was a stupid pile of goat shit.


  2. Drippy Dog Dix and Cum Bubbles or something Says:

    Chills… depression…


  3. Minstrel Blood Says:

    Careful what you wish for, rev. Remember when John Henry went up against that steam-powered hammer. He won, Al, sure he won, but at what cost?


  4. Street Boning Al Says:

    Spydaman


  5. Bob Dylan's Left Nut Says:

    I’ll tell ya, there’s nothing like a good courtroom drama to make me want to drive my Bentley head-on into a brick fuckin’ wall.


  6. Sal Says:

    Sorry, black people don’t win in court it’s just that simple.


  7. teen inards Says:

    Sal’s right. And they sure as hell don’t get applause.


  8. James Spader Says:

    I wanna pee in her butt.


  9. affirmative maction Says:

    the smile on spader’s face at :43 is cringe-inducing.
    also does this mean we can bring blackface back?


  10. Wack-boy Says:

    When did they start allowing black people on TV?


  11. JENNIFER Says:

    Give us a black lawyer sounding like a black preacher on a shitty white tv program…


  12. Blogwigger Says:

    More like Al Sharptongue.


  13. Mr. Mxlpltx Says:

    You already got the Green Lantern.


  14. Krystal Says:

    My head almost exploded watching this. Whoever wrote this crap should be sterilized.


  15. xavier Says:

    Sharpton for president 2012


  16. dango Says:

    al sharpton is such a cumbucket


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