Slick Willy’s audacity knows no bounds. In a recent hearing in Boston he stormed into the courtroom, took over the lawyer’s closing argument and screamed at the judge about Spiderman. The trial was about a young African American child that was prevented from portraying Annie. The judge accepted the producer’s claim it would be distracting but Sharpton found that “Despicable.” The crazy thing about this whole fiasco was that it worked. The lawyer was pleased Sharpton pulled said “rabbit” out of his hat and even the judge was like, “I gotta admit. He nailed it.” This was all conveyed with a delicate eyebrow dance wherein the lawyer’s eyebrows said, “Well, judge, what do you think of that? Looks like you just got served.” And the judge’s eyebrows responded with, “Come on, guy.”
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This just proves my old saying; Boston Legal was a stupid pile of goat shit.
06.25.09 at 10:02 am
Chills… depression…
06.25.09 at 10:39 am
Careful what you wish for, rev. Remember when John Henry went up against that steam-powered hammer. He won, Al, sure he won, but at what cost?
06.25.09 at 11:00 am
Spydaman
06.25.09 at 11:58 am
I’ll tell ya, there’s nothing like a good courtroom drama to make me want to drive my Bentley head-on into a brick fuckin’ wall.
06.25.09 at 2:06 pm
Sorry, black people don’t win in court it’s just that simple.
06.25.09 at 2:07 pm
Sal’s right. And they sure as hell don’t get applause.
06.25.09 at 3:36 pm
I wanna pee in her butt.
06.25.09 at 3:41 pm
the smile on spader’s face at :43 is cringe-inducing.
also does this mean we can bring blackface back?
06.25.09 at 5:14 pm
When did they start allowing black people on TV?
06.25.09 at 5:16 pm
Give us a black lawyer sounding like a black preacher on a shitty white tv program…
06.25.09 at 5:20 pm
More like Al Sharptongue.
06.25.09 at 9:47 pm
You already got the Green Lantern.
06.25.09 at 11:18 pm
My head almost exploded watching this. Whoever wrote this crap should be sterilized.
06.26.09 at 1:06 am
Sharpton for president 2012
06.26.09 at 1:44 am
al sharpton is such a cumbucket
06.27.09 at 5:35 pm