We have had ENOUGH of the gays’ fear of menstruation. It’s starting to affect our nights out. Jonny and Roswell are weird about Emily going in the hot tub with them when she’s on the rag and every time Claire goes over to Maurizio’s, she has to triple wrap her used tampon into toilet paper and LEAVE WITH IT.
Fuck that! Menstruation is a baby house that her body made, but was never used, so she got rid of it to make a fresher one. A fresh baby house is the reason we are all here so there will be NO MORE scoffing at the squidge. We hired Judi Rosen’s sister Rhoda to menstruate in gays’ bathrooms and stuff the towels she wiped her hands with in their faces. This sounds extreme and a lot of them said no at first but guess what. It works. Take a look-see for yourself.
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He prefers semen on his face.
08.21.09 at 12:16 pm
hahah, was the Judi Rosen reference an “all Jews look the same” joke?
08.21.09 at 12:33 pm
He prefers felcher semen too.
08.21.09 at 12:58 pm
Menstruation in your hot tub. That’s as close as you can ever get to being a soup cracker.
08.21.09 at 4:24 pm
What’s on the towel? I don’t see anything.
08.21.09 at 6:37 pm
Did she dry her hand with the towel?
08.21.09 at 6:37 pm
your friends have the worst names
08.21.09 at 7:42 pm
gavin, you freaking love babies!
the baby wheel chair video
that new best things about being a dad blog
every post on SC including this one
YOU love babies!
08.21.09 at 9:30 pm
Well, at least “The Cleaner” is new tomorrow.
08.21.09 at 10:28 pm
This sucks.
08.23.09 at 5:37 pm
gays r so germophobic cause theyre afraid of themselves
08.24.09 at 9:41 pm
How does she talk to him without laughing or smirking at least once? He must have paid her a lot of money to rub her endometriosis and fibroid juice on his towel.
08.25.09 at 12:16 am
aww lil’ BABY HOUSE!!!!
08.25.09 at 11:58 am