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AM I STILL INVITED TO CAPE COD FOR THE 4TH OF JULY?

I’m dating this guy and all we do is fight. Am I wrong? Is he wrong? Who should call whom first? Should I not have left so abruptly? Do I even give a shit? Ah yes, summertime romance. It’s on fire in the streets and there’s not a damn thing we can do about it. The fighting is stupid, the “relationship” is even stupider, and every time I say I’m over it and want out, I somehow keep going back for more.

Today’s mix tape goes like this:

Am I Still Invited To Cape Cod For The 4th of July Mix Or Do You Only Invite Me When You’re Drunk?

1. Toxic: Britney Spears
2. I Hate Myself: Cat Power
3. Let’s Pretend: The Germs
4. Can I Get A Fuck You: Jay Z
5. Lover, You Should Have Come Over: Jeff Buckley

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6 Comments

justsayin Says:

you seem so funny and cute, while yer b.f. sounds like kind of a tard. i would probably date you

07.04.08 at 1:25 pm
raymi Says:

god i hate having to wait to be invited to the cottage WTF

07.04.08 at 3:11 pm
babz Says:

dude’s being a butt-munch

07.04.08 at 3:12 pm
clitjuice Says:

yes, you or still invited. just stop bust my balls so much. i really like you but sometimes you seem to go out of your way to make that hard to do.

07.04.08 at 4:26 pm
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07.05.08 at 2:49 am
Beef Says:

Stop going out with him. People don’t care about your relationship problems if you stay in a shitty relationship.

07.22.08 at 2:14 am

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