Hello my fave place to release my feelings on the internet! I know I’m a week late on this one, but things can get very busy for Hollywood’s next big thing. I was slavin’ away at big meetings so I can entertain you guys on a larger than life scale. Anyway, I want to talk about how much I LIVE for Amanda Blank and her debut album!! It’s MAJOR! Not only can she rap like a MF, but she also gets emo and vocalizes too! If the track “Leavin’ You Behind” doesn’t get you over an unrequited love, I don’t know what will!!!

Let me give you some back story. Once upon a time (before I was a Household name and I was collectin’ food stamps) in the City of Brotherly Love, two up and coming IT Girls had a lil’ bit of beef over the one thing that makes all girls hate on each other: A STUPID BOY! See Amanda and I were both on our way up–rappin’, doin’ shows and blossoming into the ladies we are today. The moral of the story is this: girls need to stick together and be strong women, like Oprah and Gayle. So all you young girls reading remember, don’t sabotage your Girl Power friendship over a boy! So anyways we were lucky and years later at the Jeremy Scott Coachella Party, Amanda and I were able to bury the hatchet and fast track our friendship back to where it was before we fell out.

We recently spent a week together, lesbian processing, having a non-stop girls club meeting and Amanda brought me back to my Rappin’ Roots. We wrote the next club banger with Spank Rock at DJ SwitcheyPoo’s Studio. The last line I spit in my 16 is “Can’t hate me/I make culture pop/and I eat the Rich/cuz I’m soooo hooooot!!!!!”

  1. SEX TOY SHOPPING WITH AMANDA BLANK
  2. MEN I LOVE BUT COULD NEVER BE FRIENDS WITH
  3. DEAR STREET CARNAGE: VINTAGE LOVE/PORN LETTERS
  4. GONE TO DIAL HOUSE
  5. FOUND: BABY LOVE

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21 Comments
  1. SARS Says:

    OH, no.


  2. John Doie Says:

    Jonny Love, heart!


  3. Bimbo's Initiation Says:

    Drömboken


  4. a lady Says:

    johnny makeup, i love you!


  5. sarah Says:

    nice. been overplaying this album like crazy lately


  6. Stephanie Says:

    I LOVE this new album. I’ve been subjecting everyone around me to it for hours upon hours.


  7. Dov Charney Says:

    This guy is the new Rip Taylor


  8. Arv Says:

    Amazing Amanda Blank vs Boys Noize mash: http://hypem.com/#/search/Might%20like%20Jeffer/1/


  9. Clapback. Says:

    I love her and hate him. And this post.


  10. Dork Says:

    It’s always fun to hear from Jonny about his zany antics.


  11. William S. Burroughs Says:

    did you seriously say “spit 16″?


  12. Just a Friend Says:

    i love jonny more then ALL of you wanna be’s!!!!!!!!!!!!


  13. skull front Says:

    why do other girls even try. from her myspace “Blank has made a record that is light years ahead of what anyone could’ve expected based on her guest appearances thus far…

    i have no words for the video.

    i stand before…

    skull


  14. uhh.. Says:

    fuck amanda blank, it’s all about jerri blank


  15. Bob Dylan's Left Nut Says:

    Wow. Your like so totally connected.


  16. sucka free Says:

    wack assed wanna be sucka emcee’s–dis sht suckz


  17. Mike Says:

    You spit 16, swallow 23. OW! I’m ovah heah now!


  18. BRAIN AIDS Says:

    i’m with uhh..


  19. SARS Says:

    ^with BRAIN AIDS


  20. uhh.. Says:

    worst eye lashes


  21. STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » SEX TOY SHOPPING WITH AMANDA BLANK Says:

    [...] Blank is a rapstress from Philadelphia with whom you may already be familiar. She raps with the mouth of a pirate hooker and she’s a class act in person. Amanda is hot, but [...]


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