Hello my fave place to release my feelings on the internet! I know I’m a week late on this one, but things can get very busy for Hollywood’s next big thing. I was slavin’ away at big meetings so I can entertain you guys on a larger than life scale. Anyway, I want to talk about how much I LIVE for Amanda Blank and her debut album!! It’s MAJOR! Not only can she rap like a MF, but she also gets emo and vocalizes too! If the track “Leavin’ You Behind” doesn’t get you over an unrequited love, I don’t know what will!!!
Let me give you some back story. Once upon a time (before I was a Household name and I was collectin’ food stamps) in the City of Brotherly Love, two up and coming IT Girls had a lil’ bit of beef over the one thing that makes all girls hate on each other: A STUPID BOY! See Amanda and I were both on our way up–rappin’, doin’ shows and blossoming into the ladies we are today. The moral of the story is this: girls need to stick together and be strong women, like Oprah and Gayle. So all you young girls reading remember, don’t sabotage your Girl Power friendship over a boy! So anyways we were lucky and years later at the Jeremy Scott Coachella Party, Amanda and I were able to bury the hatchet and fast track our friendship back to where it was before we fell out.
We recently spent a week together, lesbian processing, having a non-stop girls club meeting and Amanda brought me back to my Rappin’ Roots. We wrote the next club banger with Spank Rock at DJ SwitcheyPoo’s Studio. The last line I spit in my 16 is “Can’t hate me/I make culture pop/and I eat the Rich/cuz I’m soooo hooooot!!!!!”
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OH, no.
08.25.09 at 12:10 pm
Jonny Love, heart!
08.25.09 at 12:11 pm
Drömboken
08.25.09 at 12:14 pm
johnny makeup, i love you!
08.25.09 at 12:32 pm
nice. been overplaying this album like crazy lately
08.25.09 at 1:30 pm
I LOVE this new album. I’ve been subjecting everyone around me to it for hours upon hours.
08.25.09 at 1:46 pm
This guy is the new Rip Taylor
08.25.09 at 1:49 pm
Amazing Amanda Blank vs Boys Noize mash: http://hypem.com/#/search/Might%20like%20Jeffer/1/
08.25.09 at 2:00 pm
I love her and hate him. And this post.
08.25.09 at 3:06 pm
It’s always fun to hear from Jonny about his zany antics.
08.25.09 at 3:38 pm
did you seriously say “spit 16″?
08.25.09 at 3:52 pm
i love jonny more then ALL of you wanna be’s!!!!!!!!!!!!
08.25.09 at 4:51 pm
why do other girls even try. from her myspace “Blank has made a record that is light years ahead of what anyone could’ve expected based on her guest appearances thus far…
i have no words for the video.
i stand before…
skull
08.25.09 at 6:14 pm
fuck amanda blank, it’s all about jerri blank
08.25.09 at 7:55 pm
Wow. Your like so totally connected.
08.25.09 at 8:03 pm
wack assed wanna be sucka emcee’s–dis sht suckz
08.25.09 at 8:15 pm
You spit 16, swallow 23. OW! I’m ovah heah now!
08.26.09 at 1:45 am
i’m with uhh..
08.26.09 at 12:44 pm
^with BRAIN AIDS
08.26.09 at 12:46 pm
worst eye lashes
08.27.09 at 12:31 pm
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