One of the most amazing things about Norris and “Right in the Queen’s Onions” is how many women see him as a mentor. The guy’s entire career was based on male genitalia but every woman from Sarah Silverman to Gwyneth Paltrow says he’s the reason they got into slapstick. You figure it out.

  1. RIGHT IN THE QUEEN’S ONIONS: THE STRANGE LIFE OF NIGEL NORRIS
  2. DAVID CROSS ON NIGEL NORRIS
  3. REGGIE WATTS ON NIGEL NORRIS
  4. COCKY FIVES ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD
  5. FEMALE FORCE: HILLARY CLINTON

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17 Comments
  1. Wack-boy Says:

    It must be hard to know your joke failed but you have to keep going because you invested so much time and effort in it.


  2. Drippy Dog Dix and Cum Bubbles or something Says:

    Who gives a shit, who gives a fuck.


  3. Johnny Says:

    The punchline of this joke is somehow going to involve a baby in a miniature wheel chair. I just know it.


  4. terrible Says:

    if this is leading up to Gavin trying to be funny as a fake brit. Just stop. Its terrible.


  5. anti-lamez Says:

    If Gavin ends up being Nigel Norris, I will laugh If he shits on something


  6. anti-lamez Says:

    Or shits his pants on stage…..Those are pretty much the 2 options.


  7. "me" Says:

    oooohhh… you’re not fooling me. I SO know that Nigel Norris is fake.


  8. Sir Says:

    No it’s real you guys cuz even David Cross’s girlfriend said so! These are 2 independent verifications!!


  9. Dyke Van Dick Says:

    crampy mcbitchpants whiney poo! crabby point-and-judge complainify!

    i lost my phone for two days once–it was sooooooooooo difficult. i almost perished.


  10. whiners suck Says:

    this joke is horrible.

    street carnage! looks like a shark coming up. get ready to jump it!


  11. no. thanks. Says:

    all i have to say is…….junglescene

    someone one will get it.


  12. quadruple x Says:

    …..


  13. miss appalachian Says:

    No.


  14. Arv Says:

    Guys, you don’t have to sit there writing the same “I call bullshit on this” comment on one post after another. We get it: you have no lives.


  15. word^^^ Says:

    They’re little sheep Arv. Let them be in their little army of people who suck Gavin’s balls then shamefully deny it through “subversive” comments.


  16. Shitona Bedsheet Says:

    I don’t really understand art, so I might be completely wrong in saying this sort of thing reminds me of Dada. All these people calling bullshit are reacting strongly, and I guess that is a cool. It’s better than a dismissive wanking motion and rolling eyes.


  17. I hate naggers Says:

    i don’t like this bit. no sir.


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