STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » AMBER TAMBLYN ON NIGEL NORRIS

One of the most amazing things about Norris and “Right in the Queen’s Onions” is how many women see him as a mentor. The guy’s entire career was based on male genitalia but every woman from Sarah Silverman to Gwyneth Paltrow says he’s the reason they got into slapstick. You figure it out.

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17 Comments

Wack-boy Says:

It must be hard to know your joke failed but you have to keep going because you invested so much time and effort in it.

07.02.09 at 12:36 pm
Drippy Dog Dix and Cum Bubbles or something Says:

Who gives a shit, who gives a fuck.

07.02.09 at 1:11 pm
Johnny Says:

The punchline of this joke is somehow going to involve a baby in a miniature wheel chair. I just know it.

07.02.09 at 1:17 pm
terrible Says:

if this is leading up to Gavin trying to be funny as a fake brit. Just stop. Its terrible.

07.02.09 at 1:17 pm
anti-lamez Says:

If Gavin ends up being Nigel Norris, I will laugh If he shits on something

07.02.09 at 1:30 pm
anti-lamez Says:

Or shits his pants on stage…..Those are pretty much the 2 options.

07.02.09 at 1:33 pm
"me" Says:

oooohhh… you’re not fooling me. I SO know that Nigel Norris is fake.

07.02.09 at 1:52 pm
Sir Says:

No it’s real you guys cuz even David Cross’s girlfriend said so! These are 2 independent verifications!!

07.02.09 at 2:17 pm
Dyke Van Dick Says:

crampy mcbitchpants whiney poo! crabby point-and-judge complainify!

i lost my phone for two days once–it was sooooooooooo difficult. i almost perished.

07.02.09 at 3:13 pm
whiners suck Says:

this joke is horrible.

street carnage! looks like a shark coming up. get ready to jump it!

07.02.09 at 6:24 pm
no. thanks. Says:

all i have to say is…….junglescene

someone one will get it.

07.02.09 at 7:02 pm
quadruple x Says:

…..

07.02.09 at 10:25 pm
miss appalachian Says:

No.

07.02.09 at 11:29 pm
Arv Says:

Guys, you don’t have to sit there writing the same “I call bullshit on this” comment on one post after another. We get it: you have no lives.

07.03.09 at 2:33 am
word^^^ Says:

They’re little sheep Arv. Let them be in their little army of people who suck Gavin’s balls then shamefully deny it through “subversive” comments.

07.03.09 at 11:41 am
Shitona Bedsheet Says:

I don’t really understand art, so I might be completely wrong in saying this sort of thing reminds me of Dada. All these people calling bullshit are reacting strongly, and I guess that is a cool. It’s better than a dismissive wanking motion and rolling eyes.

07.03.09 at 2:23 pm
I hate naggers Says:

i don’t like this bit. no sir.

07.05.09 at 5:03 am

STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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STREET BONER 1678

When I’m mayor, brass knuckles will no longer be illegal but short hair and flats will.

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STREET BONER 1677

You can keep your California girls. I wish they could all be breathtaking slobs who don’t give a shit.

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