CNN wants you to think being so broke you have to eat squirrels is a bad thing. They quote old people saying “It was a uniquely disgusting thing … to see my grandfather take a stewed, skinned squirrel’s head, smack the skull’s dome with a heavy silver tablespoon, and dine on the brains,” but they’ve obviously never tried squirrel melts. Them shits is delicious.


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13 Comments
  1. Proud Says:

    I’ve actually had squirrel gravy before, about 13 years ago if you can believe that shit


  2. RLewis Says:

    I eat squirrel all the time it’s not so bad kinda like the darker meat from a rabbit and they’re super easy to skin and clean also eating brains is really good for you and there are plenty of ways to cook them to hide the taste if you don’t like it fucking whiny people my grandpa loved to make squirrel brain gravy and brain perogis


  3. yawn Says:

    oh yeah like I’ve never seen TV Carnage before.


  4. anonynono Says:

    Consumption of squirrel brains is the last generally accepted vector for transmission of prion disease (Mad Cow) in the United States. Prion-infected meat is impossible to sterilize.


  5. Dickless frenchman Says:

    that bullshit anon


  6. Dickless frenchman Says:

    this post is great… the rest of your site is junk


  7. Austin Powerless Says:

    Shut your piehole, Stockbauer. I hear your wife calling. Get back in the kitchen and rustle her up some supper.


  8. lol@u Says:

    hot damn that’s my kinda woman right there. All I can say is BOIOIOIOIOING!!!


  9. bj queen Says:

    IS THIS FOR REAL?


  10. PSSSH, AS THOUGH!!! Says:

    I’m from Michigan and eating squirrels is no big thing. My grandparents and parents did it. I’ve never really heard of ppl eating the brains. like somebody above said, gravy. It’s just meat. Have you ever eaten rabbit? It’s a game animal. In Wisconsin they hunt cats(they dont eat them tho) go pick on them. Ppl from Asia and the southern US eat Nutria, which i consider to be way weirder than squirrel. Get over yourselves CNN.


  11. RLewis Says:

    I eat nutria to sometimes I use to eat it a lot when I lived on a remote farm close to the water source they lived in because I knew that what they where eating was really clean the problem with most nutria is that they live in really polluted water and eat stuff that grows in and around it if they are near the city I just let my dog kill’em she loves it but she wont eat them either


  12. Mark Says:

    I went to college in the country in Ohio, and this farmer friend I had used to shoot, skin and eat anything that moved. He fed me fried squirrel one time and it was fucking dee-licious! Mind you, these were big healthy country squirrels — not your NY city rats with bushy tails. But I would definitely eat that again.


  13. frenchy Says:

    i think that slut’s second safety is broke


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