New York mag just came out with their big double summer fun issue. They had this one article where they asked certain cool-as-a-mo celebs what they would put on a mix tape if they were, let’s say, going on a road trip or having a block party. I loved that idea, but mix tapes for the road or the block parties are so easy. I mean, what kind of mix tape are you supposed to listen to if you get robbed at gun-point? If you’re swinging with another couple for the first time? Or how about when someone has laced the punch bowl with roofie covered acid?
We all need a music montage for every situation, so here’s mine for today:
Mix Tape for Having Just Lost Your Anal Virginity
1. I Sing The Body Electric: Fame soundtrack
2. Wide Open Spaces: Dixie Chicks
3. Pretty in Pink: Psychedelic Furs
4. Comfortably Numb: Scissor Sisters
5. The Boys Are Back In Town: Thin Lizzy
Listen to any of these songs with a cock in your ass. Trust me. It just “works.”
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07.02.08 at 1:38 pm
howzabout two cocks? ya ever did two cocks before hey?
07.02.08 at 2:30 pm
I would also add “More Than a Feeling” by Boston, and “I Wanna Know What Love Is” by Foreigner. Cliche, I know, but the part of “I Wanna Know What Love Is” where the Baptist choir comes in with the chorus makes the trunk butt totally worth it.
07.02.08 at 8:14 pm
‘Fixing a Hole’ off of the sgt peppers album
07.02.08 at 8:36 pm
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Oh obvs choice: “Love Hurts”
07.02.08 at 11:19 pm
let me tickle your fancy – jermaine jackson/ Devo
07.03.08 at 6:48 am
Oh Lesley what won’t you say, you foul mouthed munter.
07.03.08 at 6:48 am
TEDDY PENDERGRASS! “LOVE TKO”
07.03.08 at 9:04 am
“supermassive black hole” by muse?
07.03.08 at 10:10 am
Check out Double J grabbin’ for the mike. I do that too when I’m buzzed.
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12.08.08 at 9:28 pm
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03.16.09 at 12:04 pm
What-thafuck-about Marky Mark’s “Feel The Vibration”? Could leave the receiver sore for a day or two…LOL!
01.27.11 at 3:38 am