New York mag just came out with their big double summer fun issue. They had this one article where they asked certain cool-as-a-mo celebs what they would put on a mix tape if they were, let’s say, going on a road trip or having a block party. I loved that idea, but mix tapes for the road or the block parties are so easy. I mean, what kind of mix tape are you supposed to listen to if you get robbed at gun-point? If you’re swinging with another couple for the first time? Or how about when someone has laced the punch bowl with roofie covered acid?

We all need a music montage for every situation, so here’s mine for today:

Mix Tape for Having Just Lost Your Anal Virginity

1. I Sing The Body Electric: Fame soundtrack
2. Wide Open Spaces: Dixie Chicks
3. Pretty in Pink: Psychedelic Furs
4. Comfortably Numb: Scissor Sisters
5. The Boys Are Back In Town: Thin Lizzy

Listen to any of these songs with a cock in your ass. Trust me. It just “works.”

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  1. OPEN MIC: LOSING MY VIRGINITY ON TAPE
  2. NEW ROCKERS NYC MIX TAPE
  3. TV CARNAGE: SANTA CLAUSE KILLED IN DISCO SPEARING!
  4. PUNK MONDAYS: THINGS THAT ARE PUNK
  5. AND THEN GOD GOT STONED AND CREATED CLIFFORD

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12 Comments
  1. dink Says:

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  2. lezzy Says:

    howzabout two cocks? ya ever did two cocks before hey?


  3. Stuntin' like my Daddy Says:

    I would also add “More Than a Feeling” by Boston, and “I Wanna Know What Love Is” by Foreigner. Cliche, I know, but the part of “I Wanna Know What Love Is” where the Baptist choir comes in with the chorus makes the trunk butt totally worth it.


  4. will Says:

    ‘Fixing a Hole’ off of the sgt peppers album


  5. babz Says:

    You look gorge in that blazer toots.
    Oh obvs choice: “Love Hurts”


  6. dink Says:

    let me tickle your fancy – jermaine jackson/ Devo


  7. snigs Says:

    Oh Lesley what won’t you say, you foul mouthed munter.


  8. PUTO! Says:

    TEDDY PENDERGRASS! “LOVE TKO”


  9. Darryl Hall Says:

    “supermassive black hole” by muse?


  10. Sharky Favorite Says:

    Check out Double J grabbin’ for the mike. I do that too when I’m buzzed.


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