STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » ANDRE THE GIANT IS ALIVE

Bad plastic surgery

Apparently he faked his death and moved to Korea where he’s been leading a pretty normal life and getting to know the culture. The biggest problem is shoes but what he does is he cuts the tops off and just lets his toes hang out. After that his pants are simply two sleeping bags sewn together and his jacket is a XXXXXXL he got at a Gigger store (Gook with the N word).

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9 Comments

Bad News Blues Says:

Sick. All we need is a Yokozuna from the grave. When he died (in Liverpool no less) the guy on the news finished his report solemnly with “Mr Zuna, who died today”.

11.14.08 at 9:42 am
Booglaboo Says:

ugh. you guys make me sick.

11.14.08 at 10:25 am
myrtle Says:

i’ve heard about the volume of matter they got out of her during her last operation (impressive). Do you think she can make juice?

11.14.08 at 10:34 am
Vane$$a Says:

this shit sucks

11.14.08 at 11:55 am
myrtle Says:

i must say i’m confused Vane$$a, how can shit suck? i do not understand. please explain yourself or face everlasting dishonour.

11.14.08 at 11:58 am
cunte$$a Says:

hey do you think it’s related to a sexual practice in ohio?

11.14.08 at 12:03 pm
Vane$$a Says:

this is shit that sucks.

11.14.08 at 3:39 pm
ha ha Says:

I love that the feature is called “how about that?”

11.14.08 at 4:10 pm
The Legend Himself Says:

thanks, the title made me half swallow and then hack up a blunt toke.

or is michael jackson a fatty now ?

11.15.08 at 12:52 pm

STREET BONER 1118

Just to be clear, this is not a hole in her tights. It’s a hole in the ass-time continuum that will swallow your entire paycheck if you go near it.

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STREET BONER 1117

I love being gorgeous, working out, playing music, and making that crystal clear to as many people as possible beyond any shadow of any possible doubt.

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STREET BONER 1116

And there it is: the magical, crazy, powerful, nut-tangler that is black socks with heels.

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STREET BONER 1115

If you get a girl home and you can’t get it up, eat her out — but know it had better be perfect or it’s all over. You’re basically hanging by your tongue off the edge of a cliff made of pussy.

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STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

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