ANDRE THE GIANT IS ALIVE


Bad plastic surgery

Apparently he faked his death and moved to Korea where he’s been leading a pretty normal life and getting to know the culture. The biggest problem is shoes but what he does is he cuts the tops off and just lets his toes hang out. After that his pants are simply two sleeping bags sewn together and his jacket is a XXXXXXL he got at a Gigger store (Gook with the N word).

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9 Comments

  1. Bad News Blues Says:

    Sick. All we need is a Yokozuna from the grave. When he died (in Liverpool no less) the guy on the news finished his report solemnly with “Mr Zuna, who died today”.

  2. Booglaboo Says:

    ugh. you guys make me sick.

  3. myrtle Says:

    i’ve heard about the volume of matter they got out of her during her last operation (impressive). Do you think she can make juice?

  4. Vane$$a Says:

    this shit sucks

  5. myrtle Says:

    i must say i’m confused Vane$$a, how can shit suck? i do not understand. please explain yourself or face everlasting dishonour.

  6. cunte$$a Says:

    hey do you think it’s related to a sexual practice in ohio?

  7. Vane$$a Says:

    this is shit that sucks.

  8. ha ha Says:

    I love that the feature is called “how about that?”

  9. The Legend Himself Says:

    thanks, the title made me half swallow and then hack up a blunt toke.

    or is michael jackson a fatty now ?

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January 6, 2009 1:50 pm



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January 6, 2009 1:02 pm


Striped socks and Reeboks are the diplomatic license plates of footwear.

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