THE FIGHT
Bill Maher has gone way out on a limb and said it’s stupid that religious zealots don’t believe in dinosaurs. Nice one. Is it also dumb that Mormon’s think their bible is made of gold and buried in someone’s backyard? What about Scientologists? Is it weird they think everything comes from outer space? Wow. What a revolutionary concept.
THE TRUTH
The thing Bill doesn’t get is, though America is almost 80% Christian, most of them are just kidding. Sure they “believe” in the bible but the majority of them just like getting together on a Sunday and dressing nice and having some order in their lives. They know there were dinosaurs and they know gays aren’t evil. They just dig the bible’s groovy vibes and the way it takes the sting out of our fear of death. Bill is fine with this when people discuss Barack Obama’s love of God but when it comes to the rest of America he insists they’re all dogmatic Jerry Falwells.
THE OPPONENT
Anne Coulter is one of the few that really, truly, believes in God so she’s going to take that kooky position and battle Bill Maher with it at Radio City Music Hall on Monday. If she manages to take such a bizarre view and still kick his ass we are going to officially declare Bill Maher a complete waste of everybody’s time.
THE CATCH
We’d love to go check it out but the prices average $218 a ticket. Who do they think they are, Def Leppard? Yes.
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DONNA, YOU IGNORANT SLUT.
MAHER IS *NOT* OK WHEN PEOPLE TALK ABOUT OBAMA’S FAITH, DIPSHIT. IF YOU HAD ANY IDEA WHAT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT YOU’D KNOW THAT THE FACT THAT AN ATHEIST CANNOT GET ELECTED IN THIS COUNTRY PISSES HIM OFF (JUST LIKE IT DOES ANY ATHEIST.)
SECONDLY, HE AND EVERYBODY ELSE WHO IS PISSED OFF ABOUT CREATIONISTS IN OUR COUNTRY REALIZE THAT *MOST* CHRISTIANS ARE NOT CREATIONIST, FUNDIE ASSHOLES. BUT THE “MODERATE” CHRISTIANS WHO ARE “JUST KIDDING” HELP THE CREATIONIST, BIGOT, FUNDIE ASSHOLES BY PROVIDING COVER FOR THEM. WHENEVER SOMEONE GOES AFTER THE FUNDIES THE “MODERATE” CHRISTIANS GET ALL PISSY AND SAY “HOW DARE YOU ATTACK MY RELIGION!!!!!!”
IN SUMMARY: YOU HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT.
03.06.09 at 10:05 am
PS – IF YOU WANNA PICK ON MAHER FOR SOMETHING, HOW ABOUT HIGHLIGHTING HIS DUMBASS QUOTE FROM LAST YEAR WHEN HE SAID HE WILL NEVER GET SICK BECAUSE HE DOESN’T EAT FAST FOOD. OR THAT HE REJECTS THE IDEA THAT BACTERIA AND VIRUSES CAUSE DISEASE. HE HAS PLENTY OF STUPID ASS BELIEFS YOU CAN ATTACK IF YOU BOTHERED TO LOOK INTO IT FOR 2 SECONDS.
ALSO, I WOULD STILL FUCK YOU EVEN THOUGH YOU’RE DUMB.
03.06.09 at 10:06 am
MAN YOU GUYS ARE ALMOST MAKING THE RIGHT-WING COOL.
To give that CRIPT KEEPER of a woman any kind of cred is amazing.
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.
03.06.09 at 10:13 am
Obama was an atheist for a heck of a lot longer than he’s been a Christian.
03.06.09 at 10:28 am
BILL MAHER MAKES ME HARTY HAR.
218 dollars!?
What the fuck do you know how many fucking cheese cakes i could buy with that money? approximately 75 slices. Money well spent. i wouldn’t even pay that Cunter whore that much money to fuck her wealthy flat ass for 30 minutes. FUCK THAT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrKftGfN6iE
“you are a figure of fun & i plan on having fun with that figure” HA
03.06.09 at 10:30 am
donna, my dear, you are sooo annoying.
think about it for like two fucking seconds : all maher is doing is pushing biggotery to the max and provoking people, only to annoy them (american journalism 101). Just like you do, in your own clueless teenager way.
do you actually think you are gaining creds on streetcarnage because you poop on some lameass reporter like maher?
everybody knows his movie could have been made by a class of 20 years old. don’t shoot the ambulance!
all best
nema.
03.06.09 at 10:37 am
Like anyone else in entertainment, Maher is only going to condemn those who it’s fashionable to condemn (i.e. anyone who’s white and not Jewish). Looking for truth from Maher is on the same level as looking for truth from Al Sharpton. Maybe Maher should worry about the bullshit his own people create.
@ Jucifer: No one on the street level is making conservatism cool, it’s the snake-oil pimping torch bearers of liberalism that are making conservatism more appealing. In case you haven’t noticed, “liberals” are choking on their own bullshit faster than you can say President Rush Limbaugh.
03.06.09 at 10:38 am
meh, there both jackasses in my books.
03.06.09 at 10:39 am
My favourite is the story about Bill Maher getting beaten up by a bunch of black twelve year-olds in a movie theater back in 1990 after telling them to “sit down and shut the fuck up”. He was watching the movie Presumed Innocent with his girlfriend and when the movie ended they kicked his ass. I like Maher but much like David Cross his smugness makes you want to see him get slapped around occasionally.
03.06.09 at 10:45 am
I can’t stand Bill Maher! Did you see him at the academy awards? I guess he was presenting for this years best documentary, and he tried to get the focus on himself. His film didn’t get nominated and he was complaining about it… it was almost a commercial for his movie; a commercial that makes everyone uncomfortable and want to change the channel. His opinions don’t matter to me… it’s just the fact that he has this obvious self-perceived magnificence, and he thinks he is always right; it pisses me off. He thinks his opinion makes him powerful; godlike even. Bill Maher is just a miserable rotten slut and when his life starts to boil away [which it "sadly" is], that’s what he’ll see in the mirror. A slut who thinks he’s god.
03.06.09 at 10:48 am
What rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroberto and mudhen said.
Mudhen’s story makes me believe that Maher is probably a conservative doing the “liberal” thing for a paycheck. It reminds me of the old quote:
“A conservative is a liberal who’s been mugged.”
I have yet to meet anyone who can rise above the insight/prophecy of that statement.
03.06.09 at 10:49 am
Donna, you shouldn’t have added the apostrophe to the word “Mormons”.
Jucifer, it’s spelled “crypt”, not “cript”.
nema, it’s spelled “bigotry” not “biggotery”.
rrrrrrrrrrrroberto, you should’ve typed “they’re”, not “there”.
Use the English language guys, don’t let it use you!
03.06.09 at 11:00 am
English teacher, the period goes inside the quotation marks. Thanks, you’re dismissed now.
03.06.09 at 11:02 am
mei neime iz liza end i laik my paie.
03.06.09 at 11:02 am
sorry, i am not a native speaker.
oh, and fuck you, by the way.
and hum, if you stupid fat ass american did not still words from other languages, it would be easier to copy/paste your fake dialect.
just saying.
03.06.09 at 11:05 am
There were plenty of Atheist presidents. Everyone had to say they were this or that but there have been a number of presidents, including Lincoln, who wrote about and admitted privately they were deists, a pre cursor to atheism.
God is stupid, and atheism itself stupid. There shouldn’t be a name for a belief in not believing. It’s counter intuitive. I define myself by what I am not. But it’s hard not to tack on a name that will piss off all the people that piss you off.
Bill Maher is a dick tho. He’s not that bright but what an egomaniac, if he were flexible enough he’d be giving himself BJs all the time. He should shut up. Leave Ann Coulter alone, she discredits herself every time she opens her yap. She doesn’t need to be disproven, except for the sheer joy of hoping she cries. They should put her in the ring with Jonathan Miller, he’d ruin her and do it nicely. Richard Dawkins would be great, but he’s too much of a dick.
03.06.09 at 11:05 am
The only difference between having a Democratic and Republican president is that when a Democrat is in office, we know that the Jews are running the country, when a Republican is in office, we know that the Jews are secretly running the country.
03.06.09 at 11:12 am
Remember when Gavin called Jesus a fag on Maher’s old show? You guys should post that clip somewhere.
03.06.09 at 11:13 am
I THOUGHT THE POST WAS LAME. THEN I READ THE COMMENTS. BORING!
03.06.09 at 11:31 am
I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING I SAID ABOUT YOU DONNA. COMPARED TO THE REST OF THE IDIOTS IN THE COMMENTS BETWEEN MY LAST ONE AND THIS ONE YOU’RE A GENIUS. LET’S RUN AWAY TOGETHER.
03.06.09 at 11:55 am
CUZ I’M DA SMAHT BOMB! YOU ALL ARE IDIOTZ AND I WILL ANNIHILATE YOU WITH THE SMAHT BOMB! BOOM BOOM! SMAAAAHt!
03.06.09 at 11:58 am
AM I BLACK?
03.06.09 at 12:00 pm
NO, ME! BUT I SURE AM A RACIST!! SMAAAAAAHT!!!!
03.06.09 at 12:02 pm
cool, boring people caught up in race, immigration and IQ.
Go to the CCC website or Storm front and keep this site entertaining. This isn’t the place for insecure people to find a case to prop themselves up.
03.06.09 at 1:02 pm
^^ goodness me, i just realized that my comment was more boring and a bigger display of insecurity coupled with a false sense of arrogance than all the other posts combined! my apologies, now excuse me while i go change my fetid diaper.
03.06.09 at 1:12 pm
I hope they shout their opinions over each other the whole time. That is how you present news right?
03.06.09 at 2:32 pm
i have never read so many ignorant comments on this site before. maher rules. watch his show, learn something.
03.06.09 at 3:28 pm
I’ve seen the show; not impressed! That guy is not funny! I guess he used to be a comedian or something… I don’t get him. I really wish I did. He just seems like a terrible person and I wouldn’t want to be alone with him.
03.06.09 at 4:29 pm
Jesus christ this article is such a piece of crap, could this article be any more fucking annoying, whoever wrote this should be kicked in the balls, and if they don’t have balls ten they should have them surgically implanted just so someone could kick them really fucking hard
03.06.09 at 5:11 pm
Attempting the debug a radical Christian’s stance is absolutely ridiculous. The result is an unresolved blob of misery that classically reaffirms the beliefs that were originally there. It’s a meaningless undertaking that only a pretentious duffle bag full of served dicks like Bill Maher would assume responsibility for. What rattles my sack further is the lack of sincerity in his “work”. Like the overwhelming majority of entertainers, Bill’s out to make a Buck. He’s merely a comedian; a corny bastard who triggers the flashing of a few million pseudo-Jew veneers. Bra-fucking-vo, Bill! I’m sure there’s .308 being polished with a Coulter inspired nut awaiting the arrival of your monolithic forehead.
03.06.09 at 5:40 pm
thank you, shitcock. yeah, Donna, get your shit together you moron.
03.06.09 at 5:55 pm
….but most of all, they just want publicity….
03.06.09 at 9:30 pm
$218 for this? Shit. David Byrne only charged me $55 last week at the same place, and I didn’t even have to sit through a silly argument.
03.06.09 at 9:34 pm
i heard its $218 dollars cuz instead of a debate their just gonna take like sixty viagras and sword fight with cocks. TO THE DEATH.
03.07.09 at 2:32 am
also, my moneys on coulter. she so hung that on the weekend s people pay to see her fuck sluts in tijuana.the rest of the week they just paint stripes on her and pretend she’s a zebra.
03.07.09 at 2:35 am
There are a lot of spics chatting it up in here.
03.07.09 at 5:27 pm
Christians burned the Alexandrian library in the 4th century. Over 500,000 scrolls of Egypts “pagan” knowledge.
03.08.09 at 4:02 am
Haven’t been to Texas have you?
03.08.09 at 4:30 am
[...] (o forse meglio Fallaci/Luttazzi) forse ce ne facciamo un’idea.Ho trovato la notizia su Street Carnage, dove l’articolo inizia sparando innanzitutto un po’ di merda su Maher. Se avete letto [...]
03.08.09 at 10:18 am
would anyone go racket ball with me on thursday night? I use to play downtown, in homoville.
03.09.09 at 5:56 am
Alan Keys would destroy Maher!
03.09.09 at 11:01 am