Maybe Arab Parrot should be stuck in LA. He’s the only guy that can walk through that giant highway of a town and pull out the few diamonds that are stuffed between the cracks: Like this delicious pair of glasses. I am jealous of her chairs.
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She’s pretty, but what a drip. Can’t we just call last orders on poser now?
03.10.09 at 7:59 am
I’d publish a cartoon of muhammad with my home address on it just to eat her sticky. That fag next to her is in way over his head.
03.10.09 at 8:06 am
Hey dibble-dabble your blog blows, I gave it the benefit of the doubt and looked at it
for a good 7 to 8 minutes, read a few of your garbage posts and got bored as fuck.
Eat some drugs, pick a fight, get beat up, and post that shit, something, anything. Your
fiction ain’t fucking doing it andI can’t believe you would broadcast it in pink on this site. ta-ta
03.10.09 at 8:10 am
the glasses kill her. guys and gals who wear those nerdy glasses are pathetic. there are people in this world who wear the nerd glasses and clothes unintentionally (i.e. brainiacs and innovators) because they don’t step out of their extraterrestrial minds long enough to stop and consider what they are putting on their bodies.
people who dress like that are just like the women who get breast implants in an effort to become sexy. they’re so clueless about what constitutes genuine sex appeal that they don’t realize the implants have the exact opposite effect to the rest of the world not comprised of self-loathing men and women.
those glasses are nerd-implants. they are only worn intentionally by the unintelligent, the unoriginal, the ones that push the envelope only far enough to not truly offend, the ones who crave acceptance more than life itself. they carefully put on their costumes that scream “don’t worry, i will never have an original idea!” and drown any small morsel of creativity as a sacrifice to the group. and truly, those are the people that despise the true non-conformists more than any neo-con ever could. they despise that which they cannot ever be and do not truly understand.
do you know what a real nerd does? he wears his star trek uniform to work for a week because he doesn’t have any clean clothes and it’s so comfortable anyway. and do you know what his coworkers say when he does that? nothing, they’re too busy teaching their computers how to think.
03.10.09 at 8:39 am
Somebody takes shit WAAYYYYY too seriously
pssstt!! It’s that guy (^^^^^)
03.10.09 at 9:02 am
cool post “Those Glasses” guy but i hope you only worry about that shit so much when you’re trying to make a big point on a blog… cause otherwise joke’s on you.
03.10.09 at 9:21 am
oh molly.
03.10.09 at 10:09 am
I think the glasses are his. I’ve seen him on other blogs. You can see the red mark on his nose where they go.
03.10.09 at 10:31 am
I’m pretty sure those are Tom Ford glasses, retail is about 375-5hun depending on where you look, in case you were wondering. They are fucking awesome in person though…
03.10.09 at 10:36 am
@ Those Glasses: You’re bad at life.
03.10.09 at 10:37 am
I don’t wear glasses, but if I did I think I’d go for a big nerdy pair kinda like that, fashionable at the time or not.
If you have to look through tiny windows all the time, why not have them be the biggest fucking tiny windows possible? Cover your entire range of vision!
03.10.09 at 10:43 am
She’s wearing all of that goofy shit and you fixate on her somewhat stylish (borrowed) glasses?
03.10.09 at 10:45 am
this place is lousy with defenders of the faux-nerd garb. what a surprise.
03.10.09 at 11:34 am
Super cute. ZIpper in the perfect position (well maybe could be a little more towards center). Ditch the gloves though, they might hurt my crank when you give it a yank. As for the glasses… my moneys on Ray Ban Club Masters (recently reissued). My guess is the guy (or girl) doesn’t shop for Tom Ford.
03.10.09 at 11:56 am
Long live the nerd glasses. Fuck the lonely fag/fag hag on here who doesn’t appreciate (Those Glasses, I’m talking to you). They are destined to die alone and complaining.
03.10.09 at 11:58 am
Hey Those Glasses, you should stop eating dude’s assholes… its making you miserable.
03.10.09 at 11:59 am
what an even bigger surprise. defender of nerd glasses makes homophobic comments.
dying alone would sound like the worst thing in the world to someone like you, wouldn’t it herdperson? what in the world would you do if you didn’t have your group to think for you.
03.10.09 at 12:01 pm
Those glasses doesn’t eat dudes assholes… he just watches that kind of stuff.
Once he truly tastes the salty mess of a man’s anus he will burst into an elxposion of sparkling rainbows and happiness, and wonder… “Why the fuck was I fighting to stay out of a tribe?!”
03.10.09 at 12:12 pm
those glasses are good if they are nice old nerd glasses because old glasses can be fixed over and over because they are made of good material unlike most affordable glasses made today I wear nerd glasses I found buried in the dirt on a job site and they are indestructible compared to anything I would have the money to buy made these days yes she is not wearing them for that reason but not everyone is like her
03.10.09 at 12:56 pm
Dunno about those glasses, but the Cha Cha Lounge sure blows many dix.
03.10.09 at 1:29 pm
Who gives a shit about what she’s wearing this girl is hot.
03.10.09 at 2:29 pm
I’m a Los Angeles native and I think you’re absolutely right, Kyle. They’re all dick equipped or reluctantly visiting from Brooklyn.
Gotta run, Express for Men is having a sale at 3rd Street!
03.10.09 at 3:06 pm
Uh, I want to be her toilet paper.
03.10.09 at 4:00 pm
fuckin poser john wayne, asshole had two eyes, what the fuck, unnecessary eyewear is killing the universe, etc.~
03.10.09 at 4:15 pm
Some of you need to chill the fuck out. Maybe its time to have a strong opinion about something more substantial than “nerd implants”. Did you read what you just wrote? It sounds like you’re in need of a crowbar to pull the stick out of your ass.
Shes cute but, i think the brown paperbag diaper shorts over a sheer-ish bodysuit do nothing for her.
03.10.09 at 5:03 pm
Hey those glasses. You rule. i totally agree but don’t care passionately enough about the issue to voice my concerns. she’s still cute though.
03.10.09 at 7:50 pm
The guy works at The Hundred. Right next to a vintage eyewear store. I love Cha Cha’s by the way. Blow me.
03.10.09 at 11:37 pm
Those glasses. Camander Salamander. $10. I got 2.
03.12.09 at 6:35 am
I’m living in a nightmare. Her mouth reminds me of the mouth an ex-girlfriend I ran off but with better teeth…
03.13.09 at 2:37 pm