Dude has been hanging out in Venice Beach way too much to provide us with half-decent boners but every once and a while he poops over to LA and finds some 10 who is so fucking bored of being beautiful it makes a boner blossom.

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29 Comments
  1. homeless. Says:

    If her vag looks anything like her mug you better wrap it up.


  2. Kid Douche Says:

    Uh-oh, looks like she’s running low on pills.


  3. Street Boning Says:

    Heroin chick


  4. Cap'n Glitterfuzz Says:

    Venice is a septic tank packed full of mutants because it’s where the real New Yorkers nest when they head west.


  5. butt Says:

    thats not a 10


  6. ur doing it rong Says:

    “I only snort it once in a while, my friend Dan shoots but I’ll never do that. needles totally freak me out”


  7. Affirmative Maction Says:

    “I use my keffiyeh to tie off”


  8. Ernest Queefingway Says:

    yuck


  9. pussyfoot Says:

    this is a joke, right?


  10. Goofus Says:

    Between the snaggletooth, greek fisherman eyebrows, tacky fashion sense, and nose pimple, I’m going to go with Fuck and No. I wouldn’t even bang this girl in real life, not just internet life, and that is saying a lot.


  11. yes Says:

    yeah i just threw up a little, wanna taste. chick is beat


  12. some kinda guy Says:

    I was willing to look past the dirt until I saw the kefiyah. No thnx.


  13. Bertram Settlemires Says:

    I would choke fuck her. I mean, C’mon!


  14. sperm Says:

    I love that dudes site


  15. escher Says:

    nawwwwwwwwww yo this bitch is mad bunk


  16. escher Says:

    fuck LA yo shit is mad homo


  17. Janie Says:

    Yo ur doing it wrong is like MJ on these boards. Slam dunk every time.


  18. Janie Says:

    Help ok ur doing it wrong just went to the bathroom he has me tied up and made me said that PLZHALP


  19. lol@u Says:

    what the fuck?!? that shit looks rugged son.


  20. drippy dumpling Says:

    meth. face.


  21. icky bears Says:

    icky bears.


  22. stuntman mike Says:

    i like it. i’ll file the rest of you under chickenshit


  23. ZLUR Says:

    I like it, i’ll file the rest of you under bur bur bur balls.

    The girls okay, looks like she needs a good wash.


  24. ZLUR Says:

    I like it, i’ll file the rest of you under bur bur bur balls.

    The girls okay, looks like she needs a good wash.


  25. ur doing it rong Says:

    No means yes Janie.


  26. GarbageTits Says:

    Troll-like scabs on her tounge not visible in this shot


  27. Cole Says:

    You know what? Fuck this. Take care of yourself. La is a septic tank.


  28. Jay Says:

    I wanna pop that zit !


  29. Dr. Mandelbaum Says:

    she prob wears underwear with dick holes


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