The world’s leading Boner, Alexa Chung is in LA right now which is not unlike Shaggy 2 Dope going to an orphanage in Ohio.

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17 Comments
  1. Chachi and the MS-13s Says:

    It should have been someone else on the AP.


  2. World's leading boner? Says:

    this chick is not a boner. she looks like every other regular average chick.


  3. marvie Says:

    damn, she got a nice face.


  4. Grammard Says:

    Did you mean “not unlike?”


  5. Spanky McTony Says:

    Street Carnage boner coverage: Fair and Balanced


  6. Just shave the toes or something Says:

    I don’t think this is her, there is not enough asian in her.


  7. honeypower Says:

    guys she’s obviously sexy, haven’t you seen the cigarette in her hand? femme fatale


  8. Bad News Blues Says:

    Royal yes.


  9. huh Says:

    OH FUCK THIS. that is a particularly flattering chick of this no tits anorexic broad who seems to be constantly harping in fashion magazines about how females are slaves to fashion… hello. she hosted a pop show poorly with a piece of living shit after the original genius host and his sidekick left and dates an arctic monkey and suddenly her shrill opinions are sought.

    actually going out with the arctic monkeys makes my head respect her more, but my dick head is non plussed. actually fuck that, she went out with the klaxons, with the horrors, with some other british emo band, she basically schlupped her ass around the NME wiener. I dunno but that’s a wilter. “the world’s leading boner” oy yoy yoy this is like the world’s foremost expert on nuclear disarmament saying he thinks strategically hydrogen bombing the taliban caves is a good idea. that was a weak analogy almost as weak as my tumescence in her presence


  10. huh Says:

    don’t get me Annabel RONG she’s pushing at the limits of 100% for face prettiness and I would totally let her fuck me over and explode my heart and all that shit. I NO GAY

    just wish she’d shut the fuck up and instead fill her mouth with some food, should eat more than silk cuts and coke farts so her head isn’t so disproportionate to her frame


  11. Bad News Blues Says:

    Royal Shh


  12. Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles Says:

    Huh? I can tell an American wrote this because nobody in Britain with a sense of taste would pronounce a “BONER ALERT!”. Alexa Chung is a ‘yoof’ TV presenter for crappy UK reality shows. She really aint done much else except look a bit fashionable. An ‘It’ girl. Yuck.
    Plus, if you think she looks hot in this photo you are officially a Victorian paedophile.


  13. Beef Says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn-QvDr1C2Q


  14. Dudester Says:

    That Bitch!


  15. The Final Word Says:

    Again? Really?


  16. Uselysses Says:

    You know what’s hot about that lady. Nothing. She’s sitting next to a foot. Her breath smells like stimuli. Her body smells like depressant. It’s Thursday. Yuck!!!!!!?!!!


  17. Carla Says:

    State of ye fagots..
    alexa chung rocks she has an amazing sense of fashion, has her on talk show on MTV, is contributing editor of UK Vogue and dates hottie Alex Turner..
    So what if she’s thin? SHES BEAUTIFUL.


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