STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » ARAB PARROT: STREETWEAR TRADE SHOW HELL

Our favorite Arab took a trip to (streetwear trade show) Magic and tried to convey how fucking horrible it is – which is a chore – because it’s a massive convention center filled to the brim with salesmen, low IQ meatheads, rent-a-sluts, weird black dudes who just blew their dad’s inheritance, and sweatshop hustlers trying to thug out.

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8 Comments

piper Says:

who buys this shit?
everyone looks totally ridiculous.

08.29.08 at 11:24 pm
vulvax escape route Says:

Track suits are the only things that should match. that broad looks like a gay pack of mentos.

08.30.08 at 1:23 pm
WORLD WAR DREW Says:

i want to put it in her butt missionary

08.30.08 at 2:52 pm
tone Says:

shit is hilarious

08.31.08 at 9:22 pm
waldo Says:

streetwear is the gayest shit ever

08.31.08 at 9:45 pm
Li Says:

Vice magazine (and therefore Gavin) is partly responsible for this.

09.02.08 at 7:36 am
lamazoid Says:

curvy streetwear chicks can sometime pull it off, and when they do they are way cozier than skinny am appie coke sluts.

01.14.09 at 12:53 pm
Display Rentals Says:

You funny….

05.05.09 at 9:30 am

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