STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » ARON: MY LIFE IN T-SHIRTS

Aron the Don aka Aaron Judah Bondaroff has some kind of art show thingy opening in NYC on September 6 called “My Life in T-shirts.” Apparently it’s his oral autobiography, translated into streetwear. What a coincidence, we love oral!

It’s at Asia Song Society, which I googled and found out has a bunch of different addresses listed in various places. But the one on this flyer says 38 Ludlow Street. You can try going to their website, but it’s an exercise in futility. And unlike oral, we hate exercise. Who knows when the fuck this thing starts, because the flyer doesn’t say that either. Christ, get it together, art fags.

UPDATE: Better flyer w better info

zoom it in!

OK OK relax. I’m zooming, I’m zooming. Fuck. Who’s zooming who here?

Wait, there’s no address on this one either. WTF? Is this all about “defamiliarization” or are they just fuck ups?

This entry was posted on 09.05.08 at 3:22 pm by Denise . You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

6 Comments

Loomis Says:

I heard it’s on 45 Canal but they don’t want anyone to know.

09.05.08 at 7:54 pm
TheOlFalace Says:

it would be awesome if A-RON was dead

09.06.08 at 11:35 am
TheOlFalace Says:

yo I gots me some like, some like, some t-sharts. it’s my muffukin art show… featuring t shirts an shit

09.06.08 at 11:37 am
Dash Says:

My favorite A-Ron quote of all time…
“Check it out. I put some steaks in my croq pot. Them shits got mad tender, yo.”

09.06.08 at 12:55 pm
drewsy Says:

is not the address on the first flyer?

09.07.08 at 4:24 am
kevin Says:

i wonder if black people are as bothered by a-ron as white people are?

09.08.08 at 2:07 pm

STREET BONER 1115

If you get a girl home and you can’t get it up, eat her out — but know it had better be perfect or it’s all over. You’re basically hanging by your tongue off the edge of a cliff made of pussy.

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STREET BONER 1114

It must be weird for gays to go from a small town where everybody points to New York City where they run the joint.

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STREET BONER 1113

You only get about 30 seconds to discuss race in New York before everyone collapses from boredom.

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STREET BONER 1112

You can shit on that stupid secretary jacket all you want. I’m an expert in this field and I’m focussing in on the red socks because, if things go well, that’s all there is.

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