It’s hard to decide what’s more artistic, shitting an abortion on to a canvas or torturing an animal to death. Without getting into the semantics of what art is, we’d definitely like to discourage the abortion art MORE than the dog-killing art because abortions are bad for your tits.
That’s right, there’s something about tricking your body into thinking a baby’s coming that makes a pair of oranges into a pair of pizza slices, which is why strippers in dangerous parts of town have such sad windbags. Killing dogs is bad but ruining tits is far worse. Don’t do it.
PS: Here’s a petition to stop the dog thing. There doesn’t seem to be one for the miscarriage chick.
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I would like to lynch the pseudo fucking jackass that thought of this wanna be instillation. Why didn’t he use an already dead dog? This fucker should be shunned from the art community and tied to a wall left to starve and rot. This makes me sick and I’m actually fed up with your sarcasm, this really is not funny. You need to grow the fuck up.
04.17.08 at 3:45 pm
Damn! If I knew that abortions fucked tits up I would never been SO supportive.
Also, I want pics from the crazy abortion lady´s art… and by art I mean tits… and by tits I mean both… and by both I mean the art and the tits… both tits.
04.17.08 at 3:49 pm
Vargas, 32, said he wanted to test the public’s reaction, and insisted none of the exhibition visitors intervened to stop the animal’s suffering. He refused to say whether the animal had survived the show, but said he had received dozens of death threats.
Juanita Bermúdez, director of the Códice Gallery, insisted Natividad escaped after just one day. She said: ‘It was untied all the time except for the three hours the exhibition lasted and it was fed regularly with dog food Habacuc himself brought in.’
http://arts.guardian.co.uk/art/news/story/0,,2269320,00.html
04.17.08 at 4:24 pm
Well I can understand that he uses a live dog since dead dogs stink up the place. And what’s the big whup about sarcasm? At least it’s bringing this animal cruelty to light. If humor wasn’t so tasteless, it wouldn’t be as funny.
04.17.08 at 4:32 pm
Id like to see an African child tied up in there
04.17.08 at 4:46 pm
Fuck this guy. Stupid art fuck. Contemporary art is a fucking joke – pompous, premadonna, elitist pussies tie up a dog or cum on a piece of paper and it’s called “art”. Fuck off.
04.17.08 at 5:21 pm
Yes, the message here is what’s important, but this is a comedy blog after all. They gotta do what they gotta do.
That said, I’ve seen an art exhibit built upon paintings and interviews of Abu Ghraib and other kinds of torture victims, with pieces ranging in excess of 5k. As far as I saw, there was no compensation for the victims, and they were pretty much your average poor guy exploited for pure profit. Some “artists” are just stupid assholes.
04.17.08 at 5:27 pm
yeah i don’t really know what art is so i can’t really say anyhting
04.17.08 at 5:32 pm
I wouldn’t think twice about killing this guy!
04.17.08 at 5:50 pm
what. in. the. fuck.
04.17.08 at 5:59 pm
anonymous is being such a “premadonna”
04.17.08 at 7:32 pm
This miscarriage lady pussied out. Now if we can only get the dog guy to do the same.
http://www.nysun.com/news/national/yale-students-art-project-creative-fiction
04.17.08 at 8:41 pm
hoaxes both, as reported.
04.17.08 at 9:24 pm
did the dog thing turn out to be a hoax? i fucking hope so
04.17.08 at 10:18 pm
my hat’s off to Marius!
04.17.08 at 10:53 pm
Now the miscarriage lady is back in…
http://jezebel.com/381279/one-thing-is-certain-right-now-yale-university–aliza-shvarts-08-are-100-annoying
04.18.08 at 1:03 am
She reminds me of this girl I met at a women’s center who stormed out of her showing of a Riot Grrl documentary after no one really cared to debate it.
04.18.08 at 8:50 am
The chick reminds me of her not the dog.
04.18.08 at 8:51 am
i hope both of these people get savagely raped!
04.18.08 at 12:53 pm
that dog thing is fake. the artist even admitted that it was a hoax. he just found a gross old alley dog, got some friends together and staged the photos. afterward he gave the dog to an animal shelter. he said the idea was that people get real pissed off about a dog starving to death in an art gallery, but nobody cares when it starves to death in the street.
I’m kind of surprised that the street carnage fell for that. I thought your whole deal was being smarter than everyone else (or at least acting like it)
04.18.08 at 3:49 pm
eye hate dogs
04.18.08 at 4:59 pm
niggers
04.19.08 at 2:55 am
I’m pretty sure that the premiss of a dog being tied down un-able to scavenge for food or shelter is a little different then it being free on the streets to wonder and possibly saved by someone in the public. Eat shit.
04.20.08 at 11:48 pm
what i want to know is who goes to Yale for their art school?
weird.
02.06.09 at 2:55 pm