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AS A COP I’VE SEEN THINGS THAT WOULD MAKE YOU CRAP A BOOK ON HOW TO PUKE

This hilarious sentence was said by Jay Johnston’s character on The Sarah Silverman Program. It may possibly be the funniest thing to ever come out of a mouth. After weeks of research we traced its source. It was written by Dan Harmon (who later left the show due to circumstances we are dying to know but nobody will tell us).

Dan is the motherfucking genius behind Channel 101, a democratic web channel where good shows get voted to go on and bad shows get to go off. He had a version of it on VH1 for a while but that ended around the same time Channel 101’s homepage had a huge diatribe about corporations and what they do to art and blah blah blah. Anyway, we saw on RCRDLBL that the new episode of 101’s most popular series Yacht Rock is finally out.

This entry was posted on 01.31.08 at 3:07 pm by Christi Bradnox. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

3 Comments

Beer For Breakfast Says:

You neglect o mention that Jay Johnston is the best person ever

01.31.08 at 3:21 pm
scott Says:

not that funny….

02.01.08 at 12:31 am
Just saying... Says:

Did anyone else start off by pretending to hate the music, and then by episode 8 making Smooth Papa Bear Yacht Mixes for friends? Yeah, me neither.

02.01.08 at 7:15 am

STREET BONER 1123

I love music nerds because they’re experts in other people saying, “Kick out the jams motherfuckers!”

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STREET BONER 1122

The only way you’re going to get laid at SXSW is to find a girl who doesn’t mind having sex in a closet or on the floor of a shitty hotel room at six in the morning. In other words, you’re not going to get laid at SXSW.

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STREET BONER 1121

Dude, Ché only executed 2,000 people. If you’re into communist genocide and you’re sick of Mao and Stalin, go for Pol Pot. He did 2,000,000.

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STREET BONER 1120

Helmets are a great way to say, “I’m another one of these pussy retards that fell for all that gay safety shit.”

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