Dear Lesley

So I think at the end of your book, you were talking about gaining weight in rehab, how much it sucked, and how you’ve lost weight now. I am having major issues right now with the 30 plus pounds I gained, most of which have to do with beer and laziness — but even though I have cut those things out (wine and exercising), I still cant lose weight. (Well really, I am sort of joking about those things, but I am watching what I eat and jogging 30 minutes three times a week.)

I am having major anxiety about my weight everyday, and even if a guy is into me (which they are, not to sound cocky), I still feel totally insecure about my body. Just wondering if you had any advice on how to feel comfortable in your body because I know this is something you’ve dealt with, just like ANY GIRL!

Rephrase this email however you want to make me sound dumb/smart/genius/ridiculous, but I would be really into reading something you wrote about weight issues for girls and body insecurities. I think it should be addressed because I know tons of ladies who are struggling with it. It’s not just me! Does it get better as you get older? Because I am 21 and I am already seeing phases of my life where I am skinny, then fat, then chubby, then normal. I just want to be skinny all the time. Is that totally evil?

Love,
-ME

Dear You,

Yes, it’s totally normal and not evil to want to be skinny all the time. I was just telling my friend yesterday that I felt the best about my body when I was on the junk. Oh well though, you know?

First, if you’re running 30 minutes three times a week you will lose weight. That’s a pretty good amount of running. Just wait for it. I have to be honest with you that this is not an area that I have a lot of experience in, hence that fact that I don’t write about it that much. I’m 5″2 and my weight fluctuates.

When I got sobes I was like 130 lbs and didn’t date that much. I kind of saw the weight gain as a blessing because I was supposed to be single for a year (that’s what they suggest). I lost the weight but it took about 2 years and I still didn’t feel skinny or anything — but when I’m fat my boobs are bigger so… you know, it’s not the WORST thing in the world.

I don’t own a scale. I lost a lot of weight this year because a) I went to India, b) I broke up with Scott and got depressed, and c) I got involved with Greg and started getting anxiety attacks all the time. This is the kind of diet you want! India will make anyone lose weight. You don’t want to eat and when you do, you get sick and puke it up anyway. I do love being thin because I like wearing jeans and sneakers and not feeling like a dump-mare. Since I’m single it’s easier to watch what I eat and I try to keep a very strict three square meal diet. All those meals are somewhat healthy: fruit, yogurt, veggies, protein. I also walk a ton. I enjoy running but as a smoker it’s difficult. Smoking doesn’t hurt for weight loss either. Smoke yourself thin! I’m not a Nazi when it comes to food either; I give myself one “bad” eating day a week which is usually on the weekend. Sometimes I do sit-ups too.

I don’t know, this is boring. A lot of people who are former drug addicts have issues with food. My issues are mostly with love/relationships/finances. Get dumped or dump someone, and you’ll lose weight. I wish I had something better to tell you. I feel like such a failure right now. I’m going to eat my feelings.

Wah,
-LESLEY ARFIN
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96 Comments
  1. miss appalachian Says:

    also, if you are not a smoker, which i wish i was for the reasons lesley mentioned, drink kefir.
    small tonic drinks throughout the day can keep you skinny too. just drop some apple cider vinegar in some tea or juice.
    i love being skinny. after rehan i gained weight as well. i was not single though. i just found a healthy big dude.


  2. (dr.) ew Says:

    Before embarking on any weight loss regimen, first consult a doctor . If you are diagnosed as retarded DO NOT attempt to diet or exercise, because no one really cares what a retard looks like. Good Luck!


  3. Diaper Dan Says:

    Oh, to be a member of the First World and spend my life with my head up my ass, worrying about rehab and body issues!

    I’m going to miss those days.


  4. Vane$$a Says:

    Eliminate all dairy and gluten from your diet. You’ll never have to worry about being fat or feeling like shit again. Yogurt is complete junk food.


  5. Vane$$a Says:

    And only eat meat (fish or poultry) once or twice a week.


  6. Ted Dansen Says:

    Get a serving job. You make tons of cash and you walk your butt off. Don’t drink drinks with any sugar, stick to vodka waters. Stretch before bed. Don’t eat when you’re drunk, ever. Drink a ton of water throughout the day. Don’t drink diet drinks because the aspertame stores cellulite. Smoke and drink coffee.


  7. Monty Says:

    If that’s you in the picture you could start by losing about 110 pounds of American Apparel douchebag you seem to be carrying around. otherwise, have a wish for breakfast, skip lunch and have a big bowl of steam for dinner.


  8. liberal taurus Says:

    Ted Danson just gave you the best advice you’ll ever get.


  9. miss appalachian Says:

    yogurt is junk. kefir is not.


  10. Monty Says:

    You are all fucking retarded. Don’t stop eating gluten or start smoking or anything stupid.
    Eat less and exercise more. That’s it. If you burn 3500 calories more than you consume you will lose one pound. It’s straigh up math. It’s so simple. There’s no excuse to be fat unless you’ve got some fucked up glands or got really screwed in the genetics department.


  11. ew Says:

    ur mom got really screwed in the ass department. by me!


  12. Monty Says:

    I sincerely doubt you’ve even met my mother let alone had anal sex with her.


  13. Monty Says:

    totally did. I made her stop eating gluten n start eating my ass crack.


  14. Monty Says:

    Well, that’s shocking and totally unlike her.


  15. ew Says:

    I told her to get a servicing job and eating more of my junk’s food. It looks like yogurt but i like to call it kefir.


  16. ew Says:

    *start eating


  17. Kurt Says:

    Monty has it right — don’t listen to what anyone else on here is saying, especially not Vanessa. Yogurt is high in protein and has beneficial bacteria that helps with digestion, and keeps the PH levels balanced in your vaj which prevents yeast infections and prevents it from tasting too tart.

    Apple Cider Vinegar might work, but why bother. Just exercise and eat less.


  18. Monty Says:

    So Vanessa isn’t just a dummy. She’s a dummy with a yeasty vag that tastes like sour patch kids. Nice.


  19. Vane$$a Says:

    Not true dumb ass Kurt aka Mr. Man. If you stop eating junk that destroys beneficial bacteria, then you don’t have to eat processed mucus like yogurt in order to replace the beneficial bacteria. And if you do need to replace it, something like real fermented sauerkraut has plenty of good bacteria and is much healthier than any animal product. As soon as I stopped eating dairy and gluten, I stopped getting yeast infections, colds, the flu, allergies, etc. In my experience, the most effective way to balance PH is by drinking green smoothies. Our need for heavy doses of protein from animal products is also exaggerated. You can get all you need from raw fruits and vegetables. God you people are so fucking out of touch and downright retro when it comes to health.


  20. Avg. Streetcarnage Reader Says:

    Eat plenty of bacon and eggs then go to your doctor and ask him to bleed you in your fattest areas. That’ll set you up for life.


  21. booglaboo Says:

    Avg. Streetcarnage Reader is a smart guy


  22. Vane$$a Says:

    I may have stopped putting junk in my mouth but i when i can’t get a green smoothie I’ll still go for a pink yeasty. Me n all my girl friends love tasting each others sauerkraut.


  23. jan o'deigh Says:

    you should get a bike. riding in the city is awesome. also, dump that sedentary ringo starr for a more active george harrison or george martin.


  24. Emily H. Says:

    I respectfully disagree with Lesley; I don’t think 30 min. of running 3x a week is very much. I run like every day; if you really want to lose weight, 45 minutes 5x a week is more like it. It’s important to exercise close to every day because that’s how you burn off the calories you take in every day. (Of course, some folks stay skinny without exercising every, but for those of us who aren’t that lucky, more work is required.)

    Obviously don’t try to diet by “eating less” & going around hungry all the time — instead, eat less calorie-dense foods. Giving up beer is def. a step in the right direction. Good luck!


  25. miss appalachian Says:

    i agree. healthy doses of sex and sauerkraut will keep the body hot.


  26. ew Says:

    giving up beef IS a step in the right direction- my pussy’s direction!

    I’m not gonna stop until this thread stops sounding like a bunch of fat b-squad cheerleaders the week before prom, trying to grease themselves into their cache dresses.


  27. miss appalachian Says:

    eat reubens!


  28. kat Says:

    hahaha worrying about being skinny. she’s 21, i’m 20, this is not the age where us bitches should be thinking about that. still in the glory days.

    here’s my tip. if you’re concerned about your weight but don’t want to stop drinking beers, try eating a small supper that’s mostly vegetables before going out. after that, you’ll feel wasted on less beers, which means less alcohol calories, and you’ve had fewer food calories for supper to start with.

    or y’know, just stop drinking beers. but that’s lame.


  29. chubbz Says:

    Ladies… PLEASE keep eating at the deli. Skinny chicks suck. I’ve actually bruised myself from plowing into the pubic bone of some pathetic bulimic waif. No one wants to fuck a girl with the same physique as a dude in 9th grade.


  30. whiners suck Says:

    This thread made me laugh so hard I thought I was gonnna pee. I hate you Vane$$a, just because vegan.com and dairykills.net says that shit doesn’t make it true. I eat whatever I want (thankfully I have taste and self control so that doesn’t entail 5 Mcdonald’s Value Meals per day) and I weigh 100lbs, have none of your aforementioned ailments, and have a pussy that tastes as sweet as rock candy.


  31. OBH Says:

    Yeah, Emily H is right. The whole exercise 30 minutes X 3 times a week thing is good for MAINTAINING your current weight. If you want to lose weight, I’d suggest exercising four or five times a week for thirty minutes, some of it anaerobic. THe only other good advice I see here is to avoid beef. It slows your metabolism down and is literally impossible for humans to fully digest. Also, avoid any hippy miracle foods or cutting out carbs and stuff. Most supplements, natural and unnatural, are bullshit and carbs help your brain work.


  32. Matthew Says:

    Enjoy life while you have it: eat, drink/merry. I wouldn’t even want this girl skinny and would probably tell her to gain some more.


  33. Avg. Streetcarnage Reader Says:

    And oh yeah, don’t forget to drink a glass of AIDS infested blood every day too. That’ll get your ass nice and skinny.


  34. Vane$$a Says:

    fUCK ALL Y’ALL AND THIS BULLSHIT TED NUGENT WAY OF SEEING THINGS!!! bITCHES! i BET OBAMA AGREES WITH ME! aMERICA IS A NEW CUNTRY HALLELUJAH WE GOT US A NIGGA AT THE TRIGGA NOW!!!! tHAT’S RIGHT ALL YOU MUTHAFUCKAS IS DOIN SHIT MY WAY FROM HERE ON OUT! aND LADIES DON’T EAT NO TOFU OR SOY PRODUCTS! tHAT FAKE ASS HEALTHFOOD SHIT’LL MESS YOUR ESTROGEN LEVELS RIGHT UP!!! wHEN MY AUNT HAD THE BREAST CXANCER AND GOT BETTER THEY TOLD HER NO MORE SOY! iT’S ALL SHITTY FOR YOUR BOD AND WHATNOT!!! aND i AIN’T SKINNY NEITHER!!! i GOT ME SOME SWEET ASS PROTRUDING TITTIES AND BEE-HIND!!!! sO GO FUCK YA RIGHT NOW!!! BITCHES!!!


  35. imyar Says:

    http://raymitheminx.blogspot.com/2007/06/ok-here-is-what-i-did-to-lose-20lbs.html

    shit works/ed, i quit smoking and have gained zero weight.


  36. Randolphin Says:

    Someday, by accident, I will meet “whiners suck”. I won’t know it is her at the time — but we’ll be standing in a line to get into some bar/club and it will be cold and we’ll both connect on how we “hate this bar — but all of our friends are there, so we’ve gotta make the best of it”.

    The line will be long, so we’ll have plenty of time to hit it off and I’ll buy her a flower from the street vendor and she’ll call me lame. Time will go by and eventually we’ll grow closer and one night while I’m sitting on her bed sifting through one of her rare books she will log on to SBTVC.com. I wont say anything — no, I will hold the emotions in… because yaknow, maybe she’s got an alter ego she calls Vanessa, and that would be disastrous. But then she’ll type her name…

    W – my thumb slips over the page I’m bookmarking
    H – eyes aglow – hoping, wishing
    I – fingers numbing out, the book hits the floor
    N – trance-like now, my world feels as if it’s shrinking to two elements
    E – her and I
    R – I try to hoist myself up with my hands, but my knees are weak
    S – clutching her rough and holed blanket in bunches

    S – without thought or intentional action I am up
    U – behind her now, looking over her shoulder
    C – hand on the back of her revolving chair
    K – turned now to face me, I pick her up to make passionate but rather rough love.

    Eventually she finds out I am Randolphin and that I have a tendency to be one pathetic loser and ends it right then and there. But that moment prior, how magical.

    Sorry for wasting your important and task filled time.


  37. Randolphin Says:

    No homo.


  38. imyar Says:

    and then my second post on how i lost more weight because people would not stop fuckin asking http://raymitheminx.blogspot.com/2008/07/how-i-got-skinny.html


  39. imyar Says:

    i found one more, don’t be mean to me just because i am right. good luck.

    http://raymitheminx.blogspot.com/2008/02/so-iwe-have-decided-new-approach-to.html


  40. ew Says:

    ^ jesus fucking shit, stop self promoting.


  41. imyar Says:

    it’s not self-promo it’s laziness trying to help, no one has to click anything if they don’t want to and if this chick really wants diet advice then why not go hey yeah this worked for me and there you go. sorry it’s not the regular OMG SO GAY FUCK YOU LooSERS super fags FUCK YOUR FACE comment.


  42. benny Says:

    just stop caring.

    that goes for arfin too. you remind me of garfeild.


  43. ew Says:

    ^ jesus fucking shit, its i before e except after c.


  44. Lindsay Says:

    Raymi has a point, you don’t have to click on the links if you don’t want to.


  45. Buckminster Boner Says:

    I bet Raymi’s turds smell like rotten cow meat and rancid butter. Sexy.


  46. D-tard Says:

    If you’re a girl, the best way to lose weight is to http://tinyurl.com/weightlossforladies


  47. whiners suck Says:

    d-tard you made me spit water from my mouth and then laugh hysterically. I must have a really immature sense of humor…ya got me.

    @randolphin My blankets are soft and don’t have holes. I hope that helps your fantasy a little bit. And no I’m definitely not Vanessa but I did post (although rarely) as Drenner previously.


  48. "dr" pete. Says:

    As a doctor, what the fuck is wrong with you people?

    ADD -> SPEED = -30 lbs

    Get with the program.


  49. Jamie Marrs Says:

    Fuck you, Pete.

    Randolphin needs to find a slut and fuck her silly and get over this whole “love and lust” thing…it doesn’t exist. The rough and holed blanket added neccessary edge to his otherwise soft dream.

    Anyhow, take laxatives and try not to eat too much and you’ll shed weight quicker than George W. Bush failed his country.

    Fuck you too, Vanessa.


  50. Vane$$a Says:

    Dov Charney is such a playa.


  51. Bruce Greenwood Says:

    I always wondered what Obama looked like when he went to Columbia.


  52. aesk47 Says:

    COCAINA!!


  53. aesk47 Says:

    Is it possible to forget this diet shit and set up whiners suck and Randolphin??? I’d just like to live vicariously through the setting up of two people over the internet and keeping in mind that I helped two people to fuck


  54. pepita Says:

    whats the point of losing weight if you cant drink beer? thats like being a monk with a tremendous pepe.


  55. Gore Mckown Says:

    If Vice Magazine actually cared about us they’d do a feature on this and give us some conclusive research on what actually works.


  56. Kangol Ken Says:

    I’m going to deal with my addiction issues once I process my body-image problems and overcome my fears of intimacy.


  57. miss appalachian Says:

    cow’s milk will make you feel like crap. you should get your own goat. then you’ll have all the boys coming to the petting zoo.


  58. ??? Says:

    You just have to have a reasonable ideal of what thin is. Models, and i don’t care what the fuck they say, starve themselves. If you want to look like a model, a diet of cocaine, champagne, tomatoes and pepsi would do it. But that is also the fast track to being a miserable bitch, not to mention an early grave. If you want to be healthy and thin, quit being so fucking lazy and get some exercise, even if this includes just walking everywhere. Eat whole foods, and by whole foods, i mean cook your own meals and avoid things that are in boxes and pre-made. Buy a bag of whole wheat flour, skim milk, eggs, sugar, baking powder, baking soda, spices and various veggies and meat.. you would be amazed how many delicious meals you could make with that. Eating healthy and exercising will also have a dramatic effect on your state of mind. I know everyone must think it sounds so lame and boring, but there is nothing wrong with wanting a little stability in your life. I used to live with daily hangovers and anxiety issues. I don’t miss them. We should start sharing recipes on this site … i love cooking.


  59. Kangol Ken Says:

    “We should start sharing recipes on this site.”

    No.


  60. Vane$$a Says:

    ???’s post is the funniest ever!


  61. whiners suck Says:

    fuck you Vane$$a


  62. death breath Says:

    this post makes me want to take a shit….

    and not in that healthy shit sort of way….


  63. Monty Says:

    So raymi is 21 or something and she has to work that hard to keep the weight off? Have fun in a few years Phil. And it doesn’t really matter how skinny you are when you’ve inherited that probiscus. You’re just an average sized girl with a giant nose rather than a chubby chick with a cartoon sniffer.


  64. imyar Says:

    im a 25 year old hag actually and it was the crazy pills that made me a heffer, now i’m just fine thanks.


  65. Monty Says:

    That didn’t take long to respond. Your employer must have given you rememberance day off….oh, wait.


  66. imyar Says:

    haha i JUST came online ya ding a ling


  67. ew Says:

    i enjoy how this thread rapidly digressed into personal insults and the worlds most pathetic potential hook ups. my work here is done.


  68. Tony Badassassino Says:

    Is that some kind of A-rab pool boy that’s thrusting his pelvis onto her strawberries and cream upper pussy region? Lucky fella.


  69. homeless Says:

    if randolphin and whiners suck hook up and we are responsible and they become yuppies do you think they’ll buy us boxes so we have a place to sleep, will they buy ew her meds (is she dr.pete?), will they make imyar do something productive in life with all of her free time, will they make monty and aesk47 the best men at their wedding, will they revoke petes medicinal licensense, will they make jamie marrs believe in love, will they give Vanessa the electric chair?

    Barack Obama will do all of the above.


  70. ew Says:

    if i was dr.pete y would i have to wit till whiners suck n randolphins wedding to get my meds? i could just prescribe them to myself, DUH!


  71. homeless Says:

    Well thats why you may need the meds, because you think you’re a doctor — but you’re just a sour pessimist, bordering on a bipolar disorder.


  72. Vane$$a Says:

    @ homeless

    I know you well enough at this point to know that everything you wrote in your last post was a mere excuse to deliver your little line about me and the electric chair. Such is the predictable nature of your futile obsession.


  73. homeless Says:

    It was a little harsh, hey? But no that wasn’t my intention, I just really really suck and was bored. Sorry you feel that way.


  74. ew Says:

    sour pessimist? as opposed to all the sugary sweet ones?


  75. ew Says:

    my pessimism tastes like rock candy!


  76. Matthew Says:

    two seperate traits I’m assuming. sour and pessimistic.


  77. bakerjohn Says:

    Running 30 minutes 3x a week or 45 minutes 5x a week is barely exercising.
    I train martial arts for 1 1/2 to 2+ hours 5 ro 6 times a week and I can eat burgers, pizza andcookies all I want (I just don’t want to more than once a week).
    I’d rather work out like crazy and be able to eat what I want than deny myself pleasure.
    Also being in amazing shape makes sex better and I can totally kill people with my hands and feet if I wanted to but generally I don’t, the insane workouts make me mellow.


  78. fuckface Says:

    bakerjohn: i hope you get kidnapped and sold in to sex slavery and have to suck so many dicks you get jizz-gut you jock piece of shit.


  79. Matthew Says:

    I agree with fuckface. You’re a major douche, buddy.


  80. lola Says:

    I like the sincerity of ??? post above! For once someone commenting isn’t talking about eating a dick or how much this or that sucks (when hey are obvs clicking on this site and reading everything obsessively.)
    Losing weight: Eat less, move more. Weight Watchers has a handy online calculator, food diary thingie to keep you in line.
    Or: Get a scrip for Adderal, eat one big meal a day to keep you alive and drink lots of coffee.


  81. Beef Says:

    Hey bitch, get over it. Being chubby, or even fat, isn’t a big fucking deal. I’m willing to bet dudes want to fuck you even more and the ones who don’t are fucking faggots.


  82. Monty Says:

    Why are you asking a dumpy chick for advice on how to be skinny? That’s like asking raymi for advice on not being a cringe-worthy futureless embarassment.


  83. miss teri Says:

    i’m 23, 5′8″ and weigh 115 or less. I’ve gotten up to 140 when I ate poorly and was quite active. I don’t really work out now…i play tennis in the summer a couple times a month. living in NYC helps a bit, like walkin 4 blocks to and from the train a couple times a day. my lack of activity has taken away my muscles so I plan to do some yoga to tone up. Mainly I think I stay thin because I’m a vegetarian and only eat what I crave. Sometimes eat fish, love eggs and cheese. No high fructose corn sugar, cuz sugar tastes better and is easier to metabolize, same goes for butter. Eat the delicious things you want but only til your belly is happy, not stuffed. I eat a lot of soup. Learn to love tomatoes and beans. Watch the food network. A balanced meal is very important because you metabolize way more efficiently. Eat more protein than wheat products, and loads of greens…without the creamy dressings… If you cant always eat that way, drink some coffee afterwards and it probably wont stick…cuz it makes ya poo. do not over do it or you’ll get ulcers. i usually do it if i’ve eaten an excess of fatty stuffs, like pizza and fries for breakfast. don’t eat things with fake ingredients. they stop tasting good once you eat the good stuff. heavy salting is bad. kills your tastebuds and makes you retain water. breakfast is wonderful. I wake up famished, unless i ate ton the night before.

    My favorite things to consume:

    PASTA, Eggs, croissants, tomatoes, lovely tuna/cannellini bean/red onion/scallion/white wine vinegar/olive oil salad on crackers or tortilla chips, grapefruit, dark chocolate, vanilla ice cream (not custard, and not often), apples, fruit of all kind, really..almond milk,vegetable soup, cheese, bread n butter(no white bread unless it’s a loaf from a bakery)beans and rice with salsa, popcorn, broccoli, salad….i guess most vegetables except eggplant..pizza, olives, french fries, sushi, miso soup, espresso, coffee, vodka, gin, scotch, wine (these last four happen pretty regularly…like four times a week, pretty heavily for someone my size..not sayin that’s a good thing. i really should cut back…but no). I smoke cigarettes after a lovely meal, great sex and on the nights that I drink. less in cold weather. bein skinny sucks in cold weather.


  84. miss teri Says:

    I’d like to add, I know for a fact that I always smell fantastic, wherever you’re pokin your nose. delicate doodies, as well. i have a damn healthy appetite…for food as well as men, and I’ve made it my business to make fantastic decisions about them both. my life is infinitely better than it used to be because of it. i like drugs, booze, coffee and cigarettes, not always in moderation, but they dont run my life. luckily, I never really liked a lot of salt.


  85. miss teri Says:

    the prettier your food is the better for you it probably. think colors and textures. i think about food a lot.

    oh yeah, and drink lots of water.


  86. miss teri Says:

    just trying to cover as many bases as possible so people listen to me….

    I am not little-boy thin. Im a C cup and have a perky bottom. most things are better with garlic and butter.


  87. wesleywhatwhat Says:

    haha.

    perky bottom, FTW.

    amd i think that “whiners suck” and “randophin” should def meet in real life.


  88. Gunnar Gilmore Says:

    how much do you wanna bet the increase in the sale of these two drugs mentioned hear will increase whether this really works in humans or not?


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  90. Rabb Says:

    my dad has that prob too hes loses a shit ton of weight every couple of months and then gains it back


  91. Rabb Says:

    (He used too smoke crack)


  92. Shamwow Says:

    1) Cut out Soy and Corn. Hydrogenated vegatable oils are responsible for the obesity epidemic. Cows are fed these things to fatten them up. It suppresses thyroid function which controls metabolism.

    2) Cook with coconut oil or ghee. Increase fat intake and lower carbs/sugars which in excess are stored as fat. Stay away from polyunsaturated fats.

    3) Water/green tea/excercise.

    4) Low fat diet myth/ cholesterol myth/ketogenic diet.

    Remember ladies, real women have curves and real men appreciate them…..Don’t let the gays tell you otherwise.


  93. Tooks Says:

    Ted dansen had it totally right ! Worked at pizza hut for 7 years – all through highschool and university. It was borderline slave labor, and although we weren’t allowed to eat certain foods on the menu, when the managers skipped out when the dining room emptied, we would make ourselves the massivist meals ever. I’m talkin’ stuffed crust pizza, fettuccine Alfredo, cheese breadsticks, garlic bread w/cheese. We ate the fattiest/highest calorie food on the menu every day and I was akinniest I’ve ever been during my time as a pizza slut. It’s because a shift meant being on your feet 8-10 hours, no break, running around like a retard because pizza hut, despite what they tell you, is nort about customer satisfaction. It’s about turnover. How many pizzas can we shove down as many fatass throats as we can in a day?

    I have to say, I’ve never been dumped. I’ve always been the dumper, and I’ve alway lost weight after I ditched the so called ‘extra baggage’


  94. Man Says:

    Girls should stop being so gay. Seriously, this obsession with food and your weight is one of the many reasons men will always be in power.


  95. mark Says:

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    we like them slim to full figured xxx


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You can keep your California girls. I wish they could all be breathtaking slobs who don’t give a shit.

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