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	<title>Comments on: ASK BARF: TELL ME WHAT TO DO WITH MY LIFE</title>
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		<title>By: Amy J</title>
		<link>http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/ask-barf-tell-me-what-to-do-with-my-life/comment-page-2/#comment-88516</link>
		<dc:creator>Amy J</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Jul 2009 20:22:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>yeah this girl is totally alright. 


she should just focus on RIGHT NOW, and feel glad for the freedom to float around wherever she feels inclined. 
some people have awful obligations and are tied down. 

either by family, getting pregnant young, or just lack of courage to go out and explore this great wonderful world. 

go girl go, 


plus -LET ME JUST SQUASH YOUR MINDGRAPES RIGHT QUCK- 
20 is outrageously young. if she grows up to be 80 that means she&#039;s still go 60 more christmases to have! and she&#039;s only had 20 SO FAR!!  you got time girlfriend. 

i love lesley.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>yeah this girl is totally alright. </p>
<p>she should just focus on RIGHT NOW, and feel glad for the freedom to float around wherever she feels inclined.<br />
some people have awful obligations and are tied down. </p>
<p>either by family, getting pregnant young, or just lack of courage to go out and explore this great wonderful world. </p>
<p>go girl go, </p>
<p>plus -LET ME JUST SQUASH YOUR MINDGRAPES RIGHT QUCK-<br />
20 is outrageously young. if she grows up to be 80 that means she&#8217;s still go 60 more christmases to have! and she&#8217;s only had 20 SO FAR!!  you got time girlfriend. </p>
<p>i love lesley.</p>
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		<title>By: lex</title>
		<link>http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/ask-barf-tell-me-what-to-do-with-my-life/comment-page-2/#comment-30692</link>
		<dc:creator>lex</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Dec 2008 03:51:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I liked these responses.  And no, I&#039;m not a trust fund baby.  And yes, I&#039;m just like every other 20 year old kid my age.  Oh well.  Vane$$a&#039;s response was the best because she was such a bitch about it, but, fuck it, a lot of these responses were funny. 

And don&#039;t hate on Lesley.  I love her for answering my stupid question.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I liked these responses.  And no, I&#8217;m not a trust fund baby.  And yes, I&#8217;m just like every other 20 year old kid my age.  Oh well.  Vane$$a&#8217;s response was the best because she was such a bitch about it, but, fuck it, a lot of these responses were funny. </p>
<p>And don&#8217;t hate on Lesley.  I love her for answering my stupid question.</p>
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		<title>By: Vane$$a</title>
		<link>http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/ask-barf-tell-me-what-to-do-with-my-life/comment-page-2/#comment-30416</link>
		<dc:creator>Vane$$a</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2008 22:38:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>she kinda fills me with hate, but in a &quot;who fucking cares&quot; kinda way</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>she kinda fills me with hate, but in a &#8220;who fucking cares&#8221; kinda way</p>
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		<title>By: TC Crusher</title>
		<link>http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/ask-barf-tell-me-what-to-do-with-my-life/comment-page-2/#comment-30348</link>
		<dc:creator>TC Crusher</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2008 19:09:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Since when is Aaron famous?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Since when is Aaron famous?</p>
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		<title>By: bicycleisthenewblack</title>
		<link>http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/ask-barf-tell-me-what-to-do-with-my-life/comment-page-2/#comment-30346</link>
		<dc:creator>bicycleisthenewblack</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2008 19:08:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>this is a work.  and poorly executed at best.  fake.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>this is a work.  and poorly executed at best.  fake.</p>
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		<title>By: Hangin With Mr Cooper</title>
		<link>http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/ask-barf-tell-me-what-to-do-with-my-life/comment-page-2/#comment-30230</link>
		<dc:creator>Hangin With Mr Cooper</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2008 06:12:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>here&#039;s the question we should be asking, how much does this dumb broad get paid to write a single fucking paragraph. whatever it is i&#039;ll write 2 paragraphs for the same price</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>here&#8217;s the question we should be asking, how much does this dumb broad get paid to write a single fucking paragraph. whatever it is i&#8217;ll write 2 paragraphs for the same price</p>
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		<title>By: Charlie Manson</title>
		<link>http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/ask-barf-tell-me-what-to-do-with-my-life/comment-page-2/#comment-30226</link>
		<dc:creator>Charlie Manson</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2008 06:07:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>man u dont even kno y u h8in</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>man u dont even kno y u h8in</p>
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		<title>By: pat</title>
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		<dc:creator>pat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2008 03:08:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>1. Go to college and befriend kids who are emotionally unstable. They&#039;re all at the library or the grocery store around 3 in the morning. lLook for korean guys wearing dusters and rail thin latinas with dirty flip-flops. 

2. Get your degree in english and write yourself up a new religion. The insomniacs from step 1 will be your street team. Promise the guys sex and the birth of the ubermenche. Promise the girls eternal salvation and love in the warm embrace of whoever you decide to worship. 

3. Have the insomniacs put your manifesto and posters for seminars around highschools and anywhere they sell chinese food for a dollar.

4. You will recruit a new band of pregnant runaways and preteen opiate users who will love you like a benevolent savior queen, which will translates to stealing and killing for you.

5. Before you know it you&#039;ll have 20 to 30 members with 15 more in gestation. Move your clan to a community without any religious affiliation and yet an unwavering tolerance for spiritual hoo-ha. Look for a high concentration of &quot;COEXIST&quot; bumper stickers and a lack of christmas trees in public. This place will serve as a base of operations for your classes, retreats, and festivals.

If you follow this you&#039;ll get one hell of a self-esteem boost and probably make some money. Once you say, &quot;Fuck this,&quot; to your colony you will realize that you&#039;re still young and have changed people&#039;s lives. By your 25th birthday you&#039;ll know what you want to do and have a nice chunk of change to invest in a legitimate business. Remember to name a successor and then fake your own death so the fuckers don&#039;t come after you.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>1. Go to college and befriend kids who are emotionally unstable. They&#8217;re all at the library or the grocery store around 3 in the morning. lLook for korean guys wearing dusters and rail thin latinas with dirty flip-flops. </p>
<p>2. Get your degree in english and write yourself up a new religion. The insomniacs from step 1 will be your street team. Promise the guys sex and the birth of the ubermenche. Promise the girls eternal salvation and love in the warm embrace of whoever you decide to worship. </p>
<p>3. Have the insomniacs put your manifesto and posters for seminars around highschools and anywhere they sell chinese food for a dollar.</p>
<p>4. You will recruit a new band of pregnant runaways and preteen opiate users who will love you like a benevolent savior queen, which will translates to stealing and killing for you.</p>
<p>5. Before you know it you&#8217;ll have 20 to 30 members with 15 more in gestation. Move your clan to a community without any religious affiliation and yet an unwavering tolerance for spiritual hoo-ha. Look for a high concentration of &#8220;COEXIST&#8221; bumper stickers and a lack of christmas trees in public. This place will serve as a base of operations for your classes, retreats, and festivals.</p>
<p>If you follow this you&#8217;ll get one hell of a self-esteem boost and probably make some money. Once you say, &#8220;Fuck this,&#8221; to your colony you will realize that you&#8217;re still young and have changed people&#8217;s lives. By your 25th birthday you&#8217;ll know what you want to do and have a nice chunk of change to invest in a legitimate business. Remember to name a successor and then fake your own death so the fuckers don&#8217;t come after you.</p>
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		<title>By: ???</title>
		<link>http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/ask-barf-tell-me-what-to-do-with-my-life/comment-page-2/#comment-30190</link>
		<dc:creator>???</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2008 01:51:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;bloodyknows Says: 
12.16.08 at 1:46 am
hey ???–

don’t hate on english degrees. just because you got a degree in psychology (why would anyone who doesn’t want to be a psychologist do that?), you shouldn’t assume that majoring in a liberal arts field is useless. majoring in things like english or history or etc. like that is useful because it teaches you how to write and how to analyze things. it’s far more useful than what a psychology major would teach you (how to memorize). also, maybe you went to a shit school that no employer respects, and that’s why you find your degree useless.

(can you tell i’m majoring in english?)&quot;

Not quite. But nice try.  People pursue arts degrees because they have no idea what they want to do with their lives, i.e. Lost Lamb, Me...  It does not require a strong GPA to gain entrance and once your in, it&#039;s pretty easy to pass with little effort.  The only advice I can give is if you are going to pursue an arts degree, take it all the fucking way.  Get your PhD, write a thesis and be a professor, then you can get paid to do research and publish papers.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;bloodyknows Says:<br />
12.16.08 at 1:46 am<br />
hey ???–</p>
<p>don’t hate on english degrees. just because you got a degree in psychology (why would anyone who doesn’t want to be a psychologist do that?), you shouldn’t assume that majoring in a liberal arts field is useless. majoring in things like english or history or etc. like that is useful because it teaches you how to write and how to analyze things. it’s far more useful than what a psychology major would teach you (how to memorize). also, maybe you went to a shit school that no employer respects, and that’s why you find your degree useless.</p>
<p>(can you tell i’m majoring in english?)&#8221;</p>
<p>Not quite. But nice try.  People pursue arts degrees because they have no idea what they want to do with their lives, i.e. Lost Lamb, Me&#8230;  It does not require a strong GPA to gain entrance and once your in, it&#8217;s pretty easy to pass with little effort.  The only advice I can give is if you are going to pursue an arts degree, take it all the fucking way.  Get your PhD, write a thesis and be a professor, then you can get paid to do research and publish papers.</p>
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		<title>By: arse-face</title>
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		<dc:creator>arse-face</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2008 01:21:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>actually yeah i dont mind this broad, so whatever</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>actually yeah i dont mind this broad, so whatever</p>
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