Hey Blognigger. Like you once alluded to, I also had a “fucked up 9/11.” I don’t wanna talk about it either. Anyway, as the 9/11 season approaches on these early sunny days in September, I tend to be a bit more on edge. It’s not as bad as it was in the years directly following 2001, and maybe it will continue to fade, but maybe it won’t.
Anyway, here’s the question: I was on a packed G train today – it kept stopping and starting and stopping and starting. This was stressful enough for me as I’m a bit claustrophobic. In the middle of the car, right next to where I was standing, there was a muslim with – I shit you not – had a packed rucksack on his back, and the little white hat on – with a book open, praying I guess – (he wasn’t LOUD, but he wasn’t silent) chanting and shit from his book.
I almost shit my pants and had a panic attack – I’m not embarrassed either, because EVERYONE near me on the train had the same reaction. (Normally I love watching the so-called liberals shit their pants when the shit hits the fan, but I was too scared for it to be funny)
Obviously nothing happened, but I guess my question is obvious – should they really be allowed to do that shit on a packed train??????? Not trying to be insensitive, but look at the reality here…..We were a city attacked.
Am I overreacting?
Thanks blognigger, keep up the brilliance,
-JamesR
Dear JamesR,
You racist, nigger-hating, coon baiter.
Just kidding – listen, it depends on what you mean by “allowed.” I think once you’ve had a Guinness and calmed down a bit, you’ll agree that shouldn’t be a law physically restraining Muslims from praying on subways. However, I’m of the opinion that in a situation like that, we should take responsibility and let the grassroots open source community make it as uncomfortable for that Muslim as he was making it for the rest of the train.
God damn where is a fuckin Harriet Christian when you need her? What I wouldn’t give to have that bitch tell your muslim whadup:
Sir you are causing a PANIC on this train, and you need to understand that while you have the religious freedom to do whatever you choose, the fact is that people who look just like you are BLOWING UP TRAINS in Barcelona, London, and Israel, and you do NOT have a right to scare these poor newyorkers with your crazy sandy chants and turban; RIGHT Herb??!?
You know goddamn well that muthafucka knew what he was doing; He’s taking the piss. And seriously, I think it’s abuse of the system and that he should knock that shit off. Lemme tell you:
In the winter, when I walk down the street at 11pm with a puffer jacket on and my hood up, you think I look like an post-graduate James Joyce scholar? Fuck no son, I look like nigger-tooth Ol Dirty Bastard, Olava Sholom.
Now, say I see a white family walking toward me… I got two choices: I can be like yeahnigga, WHAT son WHAT!? 300 years of oppression son, I gots the right to WALK nigga WHAT??! and walk all ignorant and tough and shit, and I know it will scare the shit out of them. OR, I can be a decent fucking human being, take my hood down, try to look as nonthreatening as possible, or more likely, look the other way and politely give them a chance to escape peacefully to the other side of the street.
That’s just the facts. It’s called maturity. And I’ll tell you right now, this sand negro was lacking it. He doesn’t have to pray loudly with a rucksack on in the middle of the train – nigga doesn’t have his head in the sand, he heard of 9/11 and those bombings, believe me, and he knows what the fuck he was doing.
Just because you have the right, doesn’t mean you should – that’s what not being an 18-year-old is all about:
Shut up mom, I’m 18 now, I can get whatever tatoo I want!
Yes, you CAN – you want a fuckin cookie? You’re a free nigger now, big guy, but go and get that wutang tatoo on your forehead and see what happens at the Lehman Bros. Interview.
You’re allowed to pray on a packed train with a rucksack on, but don’t, ok you fuckin asshole? The jews doing it are annoying enough – they’re just not scary. (in the same way) Ooooh, especially not-scary are those little hot jewchicks, in they skirts praying and shit, mouthing all the words like good girls, and you just KNOW that in between davins they throw in a little side-plea to yahweh, asking him for her abusive husband to get hit by a bagel truck so that she won’t have to suck his curlyhair dick for another night. nigger digress.
Anyway, Muslims – please sit down, and pray quietly like the jews. No rucksack. To tell you the absolute honest truth though, even that much freaks me out a little. Tell you what: get an iphone, and just sit there writing death threats to cartoonists. Make ya mama proud.
Hope this helps, JamesR. Happy 9/11.
Sincerely,
- Blognigger
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This was a delightful morning jaunt for my weary eyes. Three cheers for blognigger!
WTF sort of name is blognigger though? Doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue.
09.04.08 at 12:59 pm
TWO THINGS
1- The Muslim is not “taking the piss.” This is a white (sorry, Western) way of seeing them. Religious people are so lost in their love of God they don’t care where they are or what people are thinking. Unlike you wearing your hoodie and being aware of how the other people feel, a very religous person cares about God and God only. The rest of the world be damned.
2-It’s normal to assume hasidic women are sick of being cooped up in this secluded culture but, for the most part, they’re happy to be like that. They are closer to God.
If YOU were a praying Muslim or a hasidic woman YOU would be taking the piss or hating your marriage. You’re not them. Religious people are happy worshiping God. They don’t envy us. They feel sorry for us.
09.04.08 at 1:04 pm
amazing
09.04.08 at 1:10 pm
So THAT’s why I didn’t get that callback from Lehman Bros.
ALSO:
Spot on.
I saw a guy do this on the Red Line in Boston, like, a month after the attacks. Bad form. Thank God there were no white folk on that one (Ashmont line, Ashmont), or there would have been trouble.
ALSO:
Pray quietly like Jews? Have you seen those motherfuckers benching? Come on. Creepy’s creepy– Arabic, Aramaic or Hebrew. How about pray in private, or at least don’t use your whole body?
09.04.08 at 1:10 pm
Sorry but Giuliani’s draculoid appearance last night scared me more than 10 Muslims praying with overflowing backpacks covered in Egyptian musk. He’s even scarier looking than that Al Queda hook handed dude in London.
Also, did you know Sarah Palin’s a Mom! She’s a Mom! She has 5 kids – Pinecone, Full Moon, Pole Vault, Snowmobile, and Lil’ Retard. Lil retard is soooo cute!
However, I have other business to attend to with BN….
Dearest Robert,
While all of this is quite fascinating, I have inquired several times as to the state of Ashley’s riding lessons. I realize you’re busy trading currency (just remember who told you to get into that line of work, all the way back at the Academy!) but Chance and Deborah have progressed so rapidly this Summer, and I would so enjoy a group ride at our place near Mohonk. Riding in Autumn, as the leaves change, is positively sublime as you well know. However, Ashley’s skill level needs to be much improved for us to feel comfortable letting her ride Sable. Just let me know. Regards of course to your Wife – what a card she is!
PS: this “hobby” of yours is quite something! Blognigger – how scandalous!
All our best,
Thomas
09.04.08 at 1:55 pm
You’re a funny dude, Tommy.
Honestly, her grandson’s name is Trig. Fucking TRIG!
09.04.08 at 3:32 pm
Ry: i think you mean her retarded son – yeah he’s named Trig – though I doubt he’ll be bangin’ out a lot of trigonometry later on. talk about overly ambitious names. as for the fetal grandson – that little bastard has yet to rear his fugly lil head or be named, as far as i know. i suggest “hockey puck” .
09.04.08 at 4:09 pm
Not Trig as in ‘trigonometry,’ but Trig as in Trigger Happy.
09.04.08 at 6:02 pm
Loomis is a fag. Pretty good one blognigger. Fuck Moz-lames anyways.
09.04.08 at 7:11 pm
Don’t be such a tool. Seeing a black dude driving a car and listening to rap music does not mean you are going to get drive-by’ed, nor does seeing a muslim dude praying mean he’ll finish with “Basimallah! Al maut-li Amrika” and blow himself up. Grow a pair and realize that 9/11 happened once, and that since then Muslims in America have been praying, flying on planes, riding the subway and taking shits without blowing up New York. Furthermore, terrorists know not to do that shit! while you keep your eyes on Johnny Muhammed, some douchebag in a tool t-shirt and nikes is going to pull out a detonater and scream out “Allahu Akbar” and everyones going to be too busy being shocked/shitting their pants to stop him.
09.04.08 at 9:00 pm
I’ll take the piss right now and say that Harriet Christian is right.
As far as Muslim prayers on trains go, I’m still traumatized by an incident on the 6 train where I witnessed a homeless ‘gentleman’ masturbate while making robot sounds. So I’m sorry if I can give a shit-less about public prayer sermons; I’m still dodging the crackheaded cyborg ejaculators.
09.04.08 at 9:24 pm
thanks B-nig. you remind me that we’re all not just niggaz, but niggers too.
-dave
09.04.08 at 9:57 pm
blognigger, if u are married i swear i wont tell…. please let me just meet you and be with u for 45 mins
09.04.08 at 11:34 pm
tommygun,
naming a retard “trig” is an brilliantly executed math joke you fucking idiot.
09.05.08 at 8:07 am
to tommy gun:
“yeah he’s named Trig – though I doubt he’ll be bangin’ out a lot of trigonometry later on.”
You stole that joke from slate.com—I mean, David Cross—who first told it on August 29th:
http://www.jimgoad.net/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.cgi?board=news;action=display;num=1206814330;start=90
“It appears as if little Trig has Down syndrome, rendering him useless at performing trigonometry.
I suspect his name, as well as the reason for bestowing it on him, is what made him retarded.”
09.05.08 at 8:39 am
hahaha @ 5432Dave!
JG: i didn’t see that before but ur version is def funnier and meaner…. “I suspect his name, as well as the reason for bestowing it on him, is what made him retarded.”” – hahahaha u asshole! i love it – we’re all going to hell for real. i don’t understand that Van Halen shit though on your lounge thing u linked to – what’s that about?
09.05.08 at 11:56 am
How could he be facing east inside a subway car?
09.05.08 at 2:05 pm
t-bone:
According to wired.com (a friend had linked to the article; I don’t read wired.com), the itsy-bitsy teenie-weenie tiny ‘tard “Trig Paxson Van Palin” was bequeathed his name as “an homage to the rock band Van Halen”.
http://news.wired.com/dynamic/stories/C/CVN_VEEPSTAKES_PALIN
I feel more retarded even knowing this.
And of course I didn’t really think you lifted the joke. I didn’t even flat-out accuse the Seinfeld people of stealing my “Cloth Coffee Table Books About Cloth and Coffee Tables” headline from the LA Reader in 1990, even though the show was produced in LA and the LA Reader was a free rag available all over the city.
I think it’s highly likely they saw the headline and then it bubbled up from their subconscious as a “new” idea, but I’m of such high moral caliber that I’ll give people the benefit of the doubt, unlike a lot of the cock-smokers who surf this site.
What’s even more insulting than the idea that I steal bits from people is the intimation that I listen to David Cross routines or read slate.com.
09.05.08 at 3:02 pm
hahahaha – @ “itsy-bitsy teenie-weenie tiny ‘tard “Trig Paxson Van Palin”.
fuck that you should SUE Seinfeld – for BILLIONS – John Edwards can take the case he ain’t got shit to do.
but seriously, the Palins like Van Halen? fuck man..- i mean I like Van Halen – Van Halen is rad – and i hate the Palins….urgh…or thought i hated them…are they cool now?….semi-redeemed?…. i’m now more confused than Vane$$a. + the fact that Palin bitch likes shooting wolves out of airplanes is pretty cool – can’t help myself – i mean that’s just some insane shit that needs to be filmed immediately.
09.05.08 at 3:35 pm
BN make dat ignant joke to b funny cuz no nigga thinks bout no muzzy can’t pray. why we at it why dont we just talk about airplane food, cuz dat shit is WHACK
09.06.08 at 2:11 am
disregard that; I suck cocks.
09.06.08 at 7:48 am
All of you have missed the point.
and some of you are faggots.
Praying on a train isn’t a measure of devoutness, it’s another example of our planet’s bullshit “look at me” culture. That honor killer could have waited to get back to his hovel on Steinway St but he wanted some attention that his mommy didn’t give him because she was too busy cleaning the smell of goat ass out of her burkha. Same deal with the homeless robot jerker. Here’s the solution, whenever you see someone engaging in “look at me” behavior give them the full attention of your kind boots. That’s right, everyone will notice them when you stomp their fucking retard brains into gazpacho on the 7 train. Let’s do it America! Evolution is calling…..
09.06.08 at 12:41 pm
Look at me! I’m angsty, violent and have bad people skills.
09.06.08 at 8:26 pm
just a little heads up. i live in a muslim country. they are real fuckin specific about their prayer shit. they have a mosque every square kilometer because its the law. apparently, the intention is that everyone must be able to hear every prayer call every time its performed, exactly when it starts. for muslims, this means never being late for church, so to speak. for everybody else (not all that many people) this means some fucking annoying shit 5 times a day. its also a good reminder that when you year the first prayer call of the next day, you might want to consider sleeping.
n-e-wayz, since starting prayer at a specific time is like real fuckin important (the times change every day in accordance with the moon, or sunrise/sunset, something like), i can imagine this dude wanted to get his shit done on time, instead of waiting until he got to the mosque, which would would make him real late i guess. also, keep in mind that its ramadan, so all this shit is like fuckin extra important. fuck, they don’t even let bitches wear bikinis on the beach, and the myriad malls are a fuckin ghost town cos you can’t eat in public and cos everyone is too tired from fasting to do anything at all during the day.
besides, are you such a pussy that some guy talking to his imaginary god with a funny hat on makes you piss yourself? “we were a city attacked” boo fucking hoo. i thought new yorkers were supposed to be thick skinned? that whole “if ‘x’ then the terrorists win” logic really applies here. grow some balls, you’ll need em if you ever want to get your dick wet from one of em jewchicks
09.08.08 at 10:19 am
Greetings from London
I too had a backpacked muslim guy praying out loud on the London Underground last week. He was sat 2 seats away from me and the various reactions of people was very interesting. Clearly EVERYONE was weighing up what was going on and I admit I was a little nervous. No one sat next to him. Some people got off the train immediately, others moved down the carriage.
I was quite angry about it afterwards because this guy cannot be oblivious to the fact that people died on that very line in the 7/7 London bombings and that I feel this is totally inappropriate behaviour. I am not racist or anti-islam in any way. What we are talking about here is basic human instinct to self-protect which was triggered by this asshole not giving a thought for other train users.
Cheers
London Boy
11.17.09 at 2:04 pm