Comments on: ASK BLOGNIGGER: THE ASIAN SWITCH

By: me

me — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 16:52:03 +0000

I think the main problem is that you make a formulation in your head about what she looks like and then she isn’t the way you thought… so then regardless its disappointing.

Another level to the phenomina is the whole butterface thing. The body is just amazing, great hair and then when you see the face, you almost get embarassed that you thought about hitting it… and then on second thought, you decide you still would hit it, you just can’t brag about it to your friends anymore.

Oh yeah, and I think Winnie Cooper is the reason that I have only dated brunettes. I had such a crush on her as a kid that I think she was embedded in my psyche…

By: confusion

confusion — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 03:00:03 +0000

I actually really enjoy the asian switch. I like white girls sure, but the asian switch is like pulling your last buck out of your wallet and oh! wow! it’s a fucking $20..

By: universe 373

universe 373 — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 00:15:51 +0000

gets better all the time,actulay ive discussed this asian switch thing years ago,not the switch aspect but the next generation of asian girls from the l.e.s .(lower east side)that grew up near hispanic women,few things-wheat based diet vrs rice,mcdonalds,and the psychic dna princapal of our bodies adjusting,asian girls had to compete with hispanic asses and there asses grew,period

By: partylyzer

partylyzer — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 17:29:21 +0000

I think I’m more prone to the F.O.B vs. native switch…
I look at an asian girl and the minute she starts talking to me I’m always amazed at how un-asian and clean her accent and english is. Asian girls are easy to spot from behind…they usually have a flatter ass and slimmer build.

By: mkf

mkf — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 11:53:32 +0000

reminds me of a similar west hollywood phenomenon with which i am infinitely famiiiar, known informally as the “black discount” [and yeah, i'm a gay white male].

if i’ve heard it once, i’ve heard it a thousand times: “god, he’s gorgeous–great face, great body AND a big dick!”

everybody sits forward to hear more.

“but, of course, he’s black.”

at which point everybody relaxes back into their chairs and marks him down 50% [of course, if he's oreo-black as opposed to ghetto-black he might only get a 25% markdown, but even so, he'll go for far less in the sexual marketplace than an equally-pretty white guy with a mediocre body and an average-white dick].

see, black guys don’t get anywhere near the same points for great bodies or big dicks as white guys, because the fact that they should just innately have that shit has already been factored into their equation–their god-given jungle heritage, right?

and why should such a ridiculous inequity exist, you ask?

simple: for the same reason that the asian switch works so effectively on you, blognigger: we’ve been incessantly conditioned from birth by madison avenue to believe that white and/or middle-americanized is better, and some of us are more susceptible to that message than others.

anybody can come up with a better explanation, please share it with me.

By: patrickteque

patrickteque — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 05:36:49 +0000

oh my fucking gard that was funny!!!!!

By: Li

Li — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 04:00:32 +0000

Here in Taiwan, we simply call it the “Ugly Switch”.

By: lol

lol — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 02:27:15 +0000

one more thing: i love to suck cock

By: Whoopi Goldberg

Whoopi Goldberg — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 23:12:02 +0000

Halleluiah,

Another fine slice of ebony honeycomb dripping with the syrupy elixir of African insight. Whoever this “Blognigger” is, I’d like to meet you. I will take this opportunity to issue a welcome for your luscious chocolate ass to join me on my television program, The View. As the sole representative of color, you would be a delightful addition. Call me.

Sincerely,

Whoopi

By: lol

lol — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 23:06:49 +0000

this isnt funny