Acting is a cinch. All you have to do is memorize all your lines and then repeat them into the mirror thrice. The End. Here’s the entire movie we showed at Sundance:
Here’s a clip from Sundance in case you didn’t see it the first time:
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i guess acting is only easy if you’re a white guy. the doctor sucks
10.02.09 at 12:28 pm
Acting is easy only if you’re gifted with incredible talent like the two of us.
10.02.09 at 12:30 pm
where can i get that song at the end?!??
10.02.09 at 12:38 pm
Nice delivery Gavin.
10.02.09 at 12:38 pm
it’a like a white power version of “curb your enthusiasm” (which is also white power)
10.02.09 at 12:55 pm
Acting is a cinch?
I’d say yer not quite ready to deliver tips on the craft to James Lipton and is his students quite yet.
Sure the lines were delivered well but your dart actoring was pretty awkward.
Watching that weird lighter transfer to the hand with the butt made me feel like I was watching my mom try to figure out how to operate the VCR.
Even Corey Feldman wielded a more convincing smoke in the opening sequence of Stand By Me.
Thank god for your sake there wasn’t a skateboarding scene.
10.02.09 at 1:01 pm
AWESOME
also gavin you look like my brother from another mother
10.02.09 at 1:03 pm
the asian guy is so bad he is the ONLY reason i can’t finish watching this…
10.02.09 at 1:05 pm
good larf old man. your only 10 years away from being that drunk guy whos funny for half an hour then starts following you around all night ruining your game.
10.02.09 at 2:16 pm
The asian was good, bur most things he says not.
10.02.09 at 2:38 pm
thanks. I’ve been curious to see this for a while
10.02.09 at 3:02 pm
I don’t mean to be too on your tip, but this should be a series.
10.02.09 at 3:51 pm
Dope.
10.02.09 at 4:54 pm
Gavin’s appearance and mannerisms are exactly the same as those of the jester in Ivanhoe (80s TV movie version). Seriously, everyone Netflix that shit and check it out.
10.02.09 at 4:56 pm
He should stick to the street clown stuff. This movie sucked. When G man starts coming on a serious tough guy tip he comes off like a torontonian homo.
10.02.09 at 6:16 pm
loved it gavin!
10.02.09 at 6:25 pm
omg, this is so ‘Rio 2016′
10.03.09 at 1:09 am
I have to be honest: Not your best work.
10.03.09 at 1:52 am
Very very bad.
10.03.09 at 3:13 am
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Parthenon/9502/wamba.jpg
10.03.09 at 10:52 am
I am going to get someone to take a video of me walking down a hallway to music, slow-mo. It always looks cool…
10.03.09 at 6:01 pm
why do you wear a t-shirt under your polo shirts?
10.03.09 at 6:59 pm
That was fucking brilliant.
I’m a famous actor and I know how to act, and that was acting.
10.03.09 at 8:21 pm
That was good. Andy Behrens wishes he wrote this. I would like to see it as a series, with a saturday morning cartoon spinoff and action figures.
10.03.09 at 11:43 pm
holy shit! how did you get diablo cody to write your script, its a fucking 12.
10.04.09 at 12:12 am
Actually really very funny. The doctor was shit, but it didn’t matter somehow.
10.04.09 at 4:00 am
man, thanks dude. i was bummed i never got to watch this the first time you hyped it for sundance.
fuck haters, btw. this stuff is not easy.
10.04.09 at 11:57 pm